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[Bad Dad]

Bye to Fish, Golf, and anyone else I most likely missed due to my mind being screwed up over a damn cigar.. errrr...!!!  I think I need whiskey..

NOW we're talkin'!!!!

I have a bottle of Bullet Rye I can't stop thinking about...  My wife is sleeping, and off tonight.  Mmmm, I wonder if I could wake her up and get her drunk..?

Better get yourself drunk first then wake her.

That does sound like a better plan.  Maybe I should drink on it, while I think on it.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Yeah...!!!!  My $8.25 cigar is here...!!!  And it's everything I've ever wanted in an $2.25 + $6.00 shipping cigar...! (Because the bastards bid on 9 of the 10 cigars and left me with one.)  It arrived promptly through the U.S. Postal Service, so it was conveniently include with my afternoon mail...!  It arrived in a lovely brown box with lot's of reinforced packing tape. Making me feel that I had already received a bargain with the box alone...  Once opened, it included plenty of bubble wrap, my invoice, and a nice large air pouch.  At the bottom of the box, there it was, "my $2.25 cigar..!"  Weighing in at 6 x 50, rated 88, Nicaraguan Maduro, and smelling better than a stripper at P.T.'s Showclub...!  Now I'll let it rest for a few weeks, if I can wait that long, and finally find out why so many people keep bidding on these Acid Toast cigars...! 

Lol. I sense a little sarcasm. Afternoon, BD

Hi BS...  It's going to take me awhile to get over paying $8.25 for a $2.25 cigar...!!!  All I can say is, "that better be a damn good cigar...!"

Look at the bright side.  It would cost you about $10 at a B&M.

Our local grocery store has a grandfather clock style humidor, and the Camacho Corojo were $10.  So I keep telling myself that to try and get my brain to function back to normal.

And if that store is on the MO side of the line they have one of the lower state cigar taxes in the country so it could be 50-75% more at B&M's in other states.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Bye to Fish, Golf, and anyone else I most likely missed due to my mind being screwed up over a damn cigar.. errrr...!!!  I think I need whiskey..

NOW we're talkin'!!!!

I have a bottle of Bullet Rye I can't stop thinking about...  My wife is sleeping, and off tonight.  Mmmm, I wonder if I could wake her up and get her drunk..?

Better get yourself drunk first then wake her.

That does sound like a better plan.  Maybe I should drink on it, while I think on it.

Makes sense to me, put some dinner in the toaster oven then drink and think until dinner is ready then wake her up for dinner and drinks.   

[South Carolina Redfish]

I am doing some thinking now trying to figure out why Dean cleans the car Before going to the beach where it will be subject to salt spray and sand for a week.

[South Carolina Redfish]

30 more minutes and now I am counting down the minutes to the beginning of vacation time.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Seems the new internet filter blocks craigslist too.

[cigarbreath]

I am doing some thinking now trying to figure out why Dean cleans the car Before going to the beach where it will be subject to salt spray and sand for a week.

Dean has a thing about his Jeep, Mr. Maintenance.

[Bad Dad]

Yeah...!!!!  My $8.25 cigar is here...!!!  And it's everything I've ever wanted in an $2.25 + $6.00 shipping cigar...! (Because the bastards bid on 9 of the 10 cigars and left me with one.)  It arrived promptly through the U.S. Postal Service, so it was conveniently include with my afternoon mail...!  It arrived in a lovely brown box with lot's of reinforced packing tape. Making me feel that I had already received a bargain with the box alone...  Once opened, it included plenty of bubble wrap, my invoice, and a nice large air pouch.  At the bottom of the box, there it was, "my $2.25 cigar..!"  Weighing in at 6 x 50, rated 88, Nicaraguan Maduro, and smelling better than a stripper at P.T.'s Showclub...!  Now I'll let it rest for a few weeks, if I can wait that long, and finally find out why so many people keep bidding on these Acid Toast cigars...! 

Lol. I sense a little sarcasm. Afternoon, BD

Hi BS...  It's going to take me awhile to get over paying $8.25 for a $2.25 cigar...!!!  All I can say is, "that better be a damn good cigar...!"

Look at the bright side.  It would cost you about $10 at a B&M.

Our local grocery store has a grandfather clock style humidor, and the Camacho Corojo were $10.  So I keep telling myself that to try and get my brain to function back to normal.

And if that store is on the MO side of the line they have one of the lower state cigar taxes in the country so it could be 50-75% more at B&M's in other states.

I know our Illinois liquor tax seems high.

[Bad Dad]

I am doing some thinking now trying to figure out why Dean cleans the car Before going to the beach where it will be subject to salt spray and sand for a week.

Dean has a thing about his Jeep, Mr. Maintenance.

It seems like he's always working, or doing work for others.  I wish I had a neighbor like that..! 

[BackyardSmoker]

Bye to Fish, Golf, and anyone else I most likely missed due to my mind being screwed up over a damn cigar.. errrr...!!!  I think I need whiskey..

NOW we're talkin'!!!!

I have a bottle of Bullet Rye I can't stop thinking about...  My wife is sleeping, and off tonight.  Mmmm, I wonder if I could wake her up and get her drunk..?

Better get yourself drunk first then wake her.

That does sound like a better plan.  Maybe I should drink on it, while I think on it.

Makes sense to me, put some dinner in the toaster oven then drink and think until dinner is ready then wake her up for dinner and drinks.   

Sheesh... the man's tryin' to forget and you bring up toast. Great. Now I just said it. 

[BackyardSmoker]

Bye to Fish, Golf, and anyone else I most likely missed due to my mind being screwed up over a damn cigar.. errrr...!!!  I think I need whiskey..

NOW we're talkin'!!!!

I have a bottle of Bullet Rye I can't stop thinking about...  My wife is sleeping, and off tonight.  Mmmm, I wonder if I could wake her up and get her drunk..?

I like the Bullet bourbon... not much of a rye fan though.

[Bad Dad]

Bye to Fish, Golf, and anyone else I most likely missed due to my mind being screwed up over a damn cigar.. errrr...!!!  I think I need whiskey..

NOW we're talkin'!!!!

I have a bottle of Bullet Rye I can't stop thinking about...  My wife is sleeping, and off tonight.  Mmmm, I wonder if I could wake her up and get her drunk..?

Better get yourself drunk first then wake her.

That does sound like a better plan.  Maybe I should drink on it, while I think on it.

Makes sense to me, put some dinner in the toaster oven then drink and think until dinner is ready then wake her up for dinner and drinks.   

Sheesh... the man's tryin' to forget and you bring up toast. Great. Now I just said it. 

It looks like I'm just destined for toast.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I am doing some thinking now trying to figure out why Dean cleans the car Before going to the beach where it will be subject to salt spray and sand for a week.

Dean has a thing about his Jeep, Mr. Maintenance.

It seems like he's always working, or doing work for others.  I wish I had a neighbor like that..! 

You don't qualify "others" are limited those with tits and pu$$ies and of course their deadbeat children.

[cigarbreath]

I am doing some thinking now trying to figure out why Dean cleans the car Before going to the beach where it will be subject to salt spray and sand for a week.

Dean has a thing about his Jeep, Mr. Maintenance.

It seems like he's always working, or doing work for others.  I wish I had a neighbor like that..! 

Indeed.

[BackyardSmoker]

I am doing some thinking now trying to figure out why Dean cleans the car Before going to the beach where it will be subject to salt spray and sand for a week.

Because he's retired... and has the time.