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[BackyardSmoker]

Just about that time for me as well. Hazzuh!

C'ya Golf!

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[Bad Dad]

Yeah...!!!!  My $8.25 cigar is here...!!!  And it's everything I've ever wanted in an $2.25 + $6.00 shipping cigar...! (Because the bastards bid on 9 of the 10 cigars and left me with one.)  It arrived promptly through the U.S. Postal Service, so it was conveniently include with my afternoon mail...!  It arrived in a lovely brown box with lot's of reinforced packing tape. Making me feel that I had already received a bargain with the box alone...  Once opened, it included plenty of bubble wrap, my invoice, and a nice large air pouch.  At the bottom of the box, there it was, "my $2.25 cigar..!"  Weighing in at 6 x 50, rated 88, Nicaraguan Maduro, and smelling better than a stripper at P.T.'s Showclub...!  Now I'll let it rest for a few weeks, if I can wait that long, and finally find out why so many people keep bidding on these Acid Toast cigars...! 

Did they use any lube before the fuk'n?

Why would anyone leave 1 cigar to a guy that's bidding on 5 (singles)...?  I would think he would have taken the extra cigar for only $2.25 (actually I think he was bidding $2.50) to keep the other person from incurring the cost.  Then on top of it, I seen his name plastered all over the auction site, so I know he knew what he was doing. uggghhhh..!

[Bad Dad]

Yeah...!!!!  My $8.25 cigar is here...!!!  And it's everything I've ever wanted in an $2.25 + $6.00 shipping cigar...! (Because the bastards bid on 9 of the 10 cigars and left me with one.)  It arrived promptly through the U.S. Postal Service, so it was conveniently include with my afternoon mail...!  It arrived in a lovely brown box with lot's of reinforced packing tape. Making me feel that I had already received a bargain with the box alone...  Once opened, it included plenty of bubble wrap, my invoice, and a nice large air pouch.  At the bottom of the box, there it was, "my $2.25 cigar..!"  Weighing in at 6 x 50, rated 88, Nicaraguan Maduro, and smelling better than a stripper at P.T.'s Showclub...!  Now I'll let it rest for a few weeks, if I can wait that long, and finally find out why so many people keep bidding on these Acid Toast cigars...! 

Lol. I sense a little sarcasm. Afternoon, BD

Hi BS...  It's going to take me awhile to get over paying $8.25 for a $2.25 cigar...!!!  All I can say is, "that better be a damn good cigar...!"

[Bad Dad]

Bye to Fish, Golf, and anyone else I most likely missed due to my mind being screwed up over a damn cigar.. errrr...!!!  I think I need whiskey..

[ss2]

Bye to Fish, Golf, and anyone else I most likely missed due to my mind being screwed up over a damn cigar.. errrr...!!!  I think I need whiskey..

NOW we're talkin'!!!!

[Travellin Dave]

Good morning gents..!

Hi BD!

How ya doing Sam...  Man, I try to get onto the banter, and someone calls me on the phone and wants to talk for an hour.. ugh, I hate phones..!

Not bad Bd, thanks.  You?    I know, I rarely ever answer the thing at home.

I'd say 95% of the time if I get a phone call, it's a salesman, or some one with a problem.  This call was from my ex-sister-in-law that I have remained friends with.  Her apartment is infested with roaches, and she wants me to help her move to a new apartment tomorrow, and also figure out how to take her furniture without any roaches.  How the hell do they expect me to know how to do that...?  And tomorrow is my wife's only day off, so we get to spend it at the Roach Motel... gEEEz...!!!!

If you're moving it on a truck, try to shake out as many as possible during loading then set a bomb (of the roach variety) in the truck.

[Travellin Dave]

Round trip travel to Somerville International Airport, Limo service and transport Gurkhas by Flip, AtlanticDave to provide smokes, Fishy providing a couple of growlers of the current Fru-Fru beer, pizza and donuts from Tony, we're good to go.

Don't forget the woodies! 

What about the Melamine Jars?

Ohh yeah, did you want me to send one your way? 

Do you have any empty ones left?

[Travellin Dave]

Yeah...!!!!  My $8.25 cigar is here...!!!  And it's everything I've ever wanted in an $2.25 + $6.00 shipping cigar...! (Because the bastards bid on 9 of the 10 cigars and left me with one.)  It arrived promptly through the U.S. Postal Service, so it was conveniently include with my afternoon mail...!  It arrived in a lovely brown box with lot's of reinforced packing tape. Making me feel that I had already received a bargain with the box alone...  Once opened, it included plenty of bubble wrap, my invoice, and a nice large air pouch.  At the bottom of the box, there it was, "my $2.25 cigar..!"  Weighing in at 6 x 50, rated 88, Nicaraguan Maduro, and smelling better than a stripper at P.T.'s Showclub...!  Now I'll let it rest for a few weeks, if I can wait that long, and finally find out why so many people keep bidding on these Acid Toast cigars...! 

Sounds like a plan.

[Bad Dad]

Bye to Fish, Golf, and anyone else I most likely missed due to my mind being screwed up over a damn cigar.. errrr...!!!  I think I need whiskey..

NOW we're talkin'!!!!

I have a bottle of Bullet Rye I can't stop thinking about...  My wife is sleeping, and off tonight.  Mmmm, I wonder if I could wake her up and get her drunk..?

[Travellin Dave]

Yeah...!!!!  My $8.25 cigar is here...!!!  And it's everything I've ever wanted in an $2.25 + $6.00 shipping cigar...! (Because the bastards bid on 9 of the 10 cigars and left me with one.)  It arrived promptly through the U.S. Postal Service, so it was conveniently include with my afternoon mail...!  It arrived in a lovely brown box with lot's of reinforced packing tape. Making me feel that I had already received a bargain with the box alone...  Once opened, it included plenty of bubble wrap, my invoice, and a nice large air pouch.  At the bottom of the box, there it was, "my $2.25 cigar..!"  Weighing in at 6 x 50, rated 88, Nicaraguan Maduro, and smelling better than a stripper at P.T.'s Showclub...!  Now I'll let it rest for a few weeks, if I can wait that long, and finally find out why so many people keep bidding on these Acid Toast cigars...! 

Lol. I sense a little sarcasm. Afternoon, BD

Hi BS...  It's going to take me awhile to get over paying $8.25 for a $2.25 cigar...!!!  All I can say is, "that better be a damn good cigar...!"

Look at the bright side.  It would cost you about $10 at a B&M.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Bye to Fish, Golf, and anyone else I most likely missed due to my mind being screwed up over a damn cigar.. errrr...!!!  I think I need whiskey..

Bye Dad, definitely whiskey will help!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Bye to Fish, Golf, and anyone else I most likely missed due to my mind being screwed up over a damn cigar.. errrr...!!!  I think I need whiskey..

NOW we're talkin'!!!!

I have a bottle of Bullet Rye I can't stop thinking about...  My wife is sleeping, and off tonight.  Mmmm, I wonder if I could wake her up and get her drunk..?

Better get yourself drunk first then wake her.

[Bad Dad]

Good morning gents..!

Hi BD!

How ya doing Sam...  Man, I try to get onto the banter, and someone calls me on the phone and wants to talk for an hour.. ugh, I hate phones..!

Not bad Bd, thanks.  You?    I know, I rarely ever answer the thing at home.

I'd say 95% of the time if I get a phone call, it's a salesman, or some one with a problem.  This call was from my ex-sister-in-law that I have remained friends with.  Her apartment is infested with roaches, and she wants me to help her move to a new apartment tomorrow, and also figure out how to take her furniture without any roaches.  How the hell do they expect me to know how to do that...?  And tomorrow is my wife's only day off, so we get to spend it at the Roach Motel... gEEEz...!!!!

If you're moving it on a truck, try to shake out as many as possible during loading then set a bomb (of the roach variety) in the truck.

Actually, I was sort of wondering about that.  If I move any of her stuff in my truck, will my truck get roaches..?  She said she was going to get a bug service to spay her furniture as it's moved out.  But I'm not sure about TV's and other electronics...

[South Carolina Redfish]

Good morning gents..!

Hi BD!

How ya doing Sam...  Man, I try to get onto the banter, and someone calls me on the phone and wants to talk for an hour.. ugh, I hate phones..!

Not bad Bd, thanks.  You?    I know, I rarely ever answer the thing at home.

I'd say 95% of the time if I get a phone call, it's a salesman, or some one with a problem.  This call was from my ex-sister-in-law that I have remained friends with.  Her apartment is infested with roaches, and she wants me to help her move to a new apartment tomorrow, and also figure out how to take her furniture without any roaches.  How the hell do they expect me to know how to do that...?  And tomorrow is my wife's only day off, so we get to spend it at the Roach Motel... gEEEz...!!!!

If you're moving it on a truck, try to shake out as many as possible during loading then set a bomb (of the roach variety) in the truck.

Actually, I was sort of wondering about that.  If I move any of her stuff in my truck, will my truck get roaches..?  She said she was going to get a bug service to spay her furniture as it's moved out.  But I'm not sure about TV's and other electronics...

I am sure the pest control folks have dealt with that situation many times and can offer help.

[Bad Dad]

Yeah...!!!!  My $8.25 cigar is here...!!!  And it's everything I've ever wanted in an $2.25 + $6.00 shipping cigar...! (Because the bastards bid on 9 of the 10 cigars and left me with one.)  It arrived promptly through the U.S. Postal Service, so it was conveniently include with my afternoon mail...!  It arrived in a lovely brown box with lot's of reinforced packing tape. Making me feel that I had already received a bargain with the box alone...  Once opened, it included plenty of bubble wrap, my invoice, and a nice large air pouch.  At the bottom of the box, there it was, "my $2.25 cigar..!"  Weighing in at 6 x 50, rated 88, Nicaraguan Maduro, and smelling better than a stripper at P.T.'s Showclub...!  Now I'll let it rest for a few weeks, if I can wait that long, and finally find out why so many people keep bidding on these Acid Toast cigars...! 

Lol. I sense a little sarcasm. Afternoon, BD

Hi BS...  It's going to take me awhile to get over paying $8.25 for a $2.25 cigar...!!!  All I can say is, "that better be a damn good cigar...!"

Look at the bright side.  It would cost you about $10 at a B&M.

Our local grocery store has a grandfather clock style humidor, and the Camacho Corojo were $10.  So I keep telling myself that to try and get my brain to function back to normal.