Armadillos are bulletproof.
That's the conclusion people are drawing after a man failed to kill one with three gunshots. According to Reuters, the unnamed man walked out of his Marietta home at 3 a.m. with a .38 revolver, intending to make short work of the short animal. At least one bullet ricocheted back at the man, hitting him in the head. He was airlifted to a nearby hospital, where his jaw was wired shut.
No one knows what became of the armadillo, or if it was even hurt.
Sheesh! I remember killing those little bastards all the time when we would vacation in Texas. My parents would send me out with our old semi-auto .22 and I would just kill everything in sight...RIP Cecil
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ANIMAL KILLER!
Guilty as charged.
Great song. Wasn't that Dewy Cox. ![Cool 8)](https://cigarbanter.com/forum/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
Morning, Bret... GFY!
Thanks, kindly, Steve. I still haven't seen that movie, which is a crime. Better send me a second GFY.
I'll send it out SurePost, so it should be there a day after you expect it. ![](https://emoji.tapatalk-cdn.com/emoji14.png)
Does an unexpected GFY constitute rape?
According to Trump, not if you're married
Well that settles it then. He oughta know, he knows everything.
Keeps rising in the polls.
....just shows how desperately we are in need of comic relief.