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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #255 on: July 22, 2015, 06:30:24 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist!
I'm not too sure how a prostate exam with laughing gas would come across...?
Check back with TexDave after tomorrow.
Speaking of which are you still coming down this way next week Travellin Dave?
I am.  Getting in mid day on Monday and leave Thursday afternoon.  So Mon-Wed, whatever evening works best for you and Bean, and wherever is most convenient for you.
Let's make it Wednesday if it's all the same to you guys. I maybe be out of town Monday and Tuesday but back Tuesday night.
Wednesday Works fine for me.
Wednesday it is, now you just have to decide on location.
Well, since we were in New Hope last week, we could always go here...http://www.oilcanharrys.com/
That's fine as long as we can find some nice Italian and NY/Dominican ex-flight attendants to keep us company.
Those will undoubtedly be on hand at that place, just the wrong gender.  Way wrong gender.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #256 on: July 22, 2015, 06:35:18 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist!
I'm not too sure how a prostate exam with laughing gas would come across...?
Check back with TexDave after tomorrow.
Speaking of which are you still coming down this way next week Travellin Dave?
I am.  Getting in mid day on Monday and leave Thursday afternoon.  So Mon-Wed, whatever evening works best for you and Bean, and wherever is most convenient for you.
Let's make it Wednesday if it's all the same to you guys. I maybe be out of town Monday and Tuesday but back Tuesday night.
Wednesday Works fine for me.
Wednesday it is, now you just have to decide on location.
Well, since we were in New Hope last week, we could always go here...http://www.oilcanharrys.com/
That's fine as long as we can find some nice Italian and NY/Dominican ex-flight attendants to keep us company.
That Puerto Rican is just dyyyiiiinnnnggg to meet you!
CB, NJDave should be referred to as ChickMagnetDave.  I was in NJ last week, and the two of us went out for dinner and some cigars.  It wasn't long before we were joined by two attractive ladies at this little street-side bar.  And no, they weren't hookers, so GFY in advance for thinking that. 
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #257 on: July 22, 2015, 06:44:12 PM »

I see CB has 65k worth of posts on Joe's Daily..  That's allot of posting...!  Congrat's man..
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #258 on: July 22, 2015, 06:44:54 PM »

I see CB has 65k worth of posts on Joe's Daily..  That's allot of posting...!  Congrat's man..
The original postwhore.  Evening BD.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #259 on: July 22, 2015, 06:45:57 PM »

I see CB has 65k worth of posts on Joe's Daily..  That's allot of posting...!  Congrat's man..
Post and post often.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #260 on: July 22, 2015, 06:47:04 PM »

I see CB has 65k worth of posts on Joe's Daily..  That's allot of posting...!  Congrat's man..
The original postwhore.  Evening BD.
Brother Reed is the original postwhore before he went and took up permalurkin.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #261 on: July 22, 2015, 06:56:04 PM »

I see CB has 65k worth of posts on Joe's Daily..  That's allot of posting...!  Congrat's man..
The original postwhore.  Evening BD.
How ya doing Bean...?
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #262 on: July 22, 2015, 06:57:39 PM »

I see CB has 65k worth of posts on Joe's Daily..  That's allot of posting...!  Congrat's man..
The original postwhore.  Evening BD.
Brother Reed is the original postwhore before he went and took up permalurkin.
That's JR right...?
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #263 on: July 22, 2015, 07:01:07 PM »

I see CB has 65k worth of posts on Joe's Daily..  That's allot of posting...!  Congrat's man..
The original postwhore.  Evening BD.
Brother Reed is the original postwhore before he went and took up permalurkin.
That's JR right...?
Jr in Lakehills, John Reed hisself.  Afternoon BD.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #264 on: July 22, 2015, 07:07:45 PM »

I see CB has 65k worth of posts on Joe's Daily..  That's allot of posting...!  Congrat's man..
The original postwhore.  Evening BD.
Brother Reed is the original postwhore before he went and took up permalurkin.
That's JR right...?
Jr in Lakehills, John Reed hisself.  Afternoon BD.
Are you staying out of trouble CB....?  Are is that possible...?
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #265 on: July 22, 2015, 07:08:58 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist!
I'm not too sure how a prostate exam with laughing gas would come across...?
Check back with TexDave after tomorrow.
Speaking of which are you still coming down this way next week Travellin Dave?
I am.  Getting in mid day on Monday and leave Thursday afternoon.  So Mon-Wed, whatever evening works best for you and Bean, and wherever is most convenient for you.
Let's make it Wednesday if it's all the same to you guys. I maybe be out of town Monday and Tuesday but back Tuesday night.
Wednesday Works fine for me.
Wednesday it is, now you just have to decide on location.
Well, since we were in New Hope last week, we could always go here...http://www.oilcanharrys.com/
That's fine as long as we can find some nice Italian and NY/Dominican ex-flight attendants to keep us company.
That Puerto Rican is just dyyyiiiinnnnggg to meet you!
Good one, Mick.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #266 on: July 22, 2015, 07:12:53 PM »

I see CB has 65k worth of posts on Joe's Daily..  That's allot of posting...!  Congrat's man..
The original postwhore.  Evening BD.
Brother Reed is the original postwhore before he went and took up permalurkin.
That's JR right...?
Jr in Lakehills, John Reed hisself.  Afternoon BD.
Are you staying out of trouble CB....?  Are is that possible...?
For the most part.  Warden hasn't given me the stinkeye for a week.  Been too hot for even that.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #267 on: July 22, 2015, 07:13:55 PM »

I see CB has 65k worth of posts on Joe's Daily..  That's allot of posting...!  Congrat's man..
The original postwhore.  Evening BD.
Brother Reed is the original postwhore before he went and took up permalurkin.
That's JR right...?
Jr in Lakehills, John Reed hisself.  Afternoon BD.
Are you staying out of trouble CB....?  Are is that possible...?
For the most part.  Warden hasn't given me the stinkeye for a week.  Been too hot for even that.
Then you are not living life to its fullest!
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #268 on: July 22, 2015, 07:19:32 PM »

I see CB has 65k worth of posts on Joe's Daily..  That's allot of posting...!  Congrat's man..
The original postwhore.  Evening BD.
Brother Reed is the original postwhore before he went and took up permalurkin.
That's JR right...?
Jr in Lakehills, John Reed hisself.  Afternoon BD.
Are you staying out of trouble CB....?  Are is that possible...?
For the most part.  Warden hasn't given me the stinkeye for a week.  Been too hot for even that.
Then you are not living life to its fullest!
Correctomundo.  Slowin' down in my old age.  Fewer opportunities to get in trouble.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #269 on: July 22, 2015, 07:25:48 PM »

My 6 year old granddaughter wanted me to tell her a scary story.  I was really laying it on with sound effects of the howling wind, and crashes of thunder and lighting, but there was nothing really scary about the story.  I was making the story up about two little children going into the kitchen to fix lunch.  I started making the sound of howling wolves in the background, when my 3 year old grandson said, "I know what that is pawpa...!"  I said, "ya do, what is it..?"  He said, "alligators...!"  Then I heard the key going into the front door, and my granddaughter said, "Stop pawpa, that's mommy...!!!"  Ya know, I knew I should have known better than to have told those kids scary stories...!
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