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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #195 on: July 22, 2015, 02:16:42 PM »

I'm in a meeting with the single most masculine woman I've ever seen. Imagine if Chris Farley had played "It's Pat".
Show he/she your penis and see how it works out.
Not a chance. I like having all my parts attached.
Dean would do it!
I don't think so. No biker tattoos that I can see.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #196 on: July 22, 2015, 02:17:55 PM »

Hazzuh!
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #197 on: July 22, 2015, 02:18:09 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist! 
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #198 on: July 22, 2015, 02:18:30 PM »

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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #199 on: July 22, 2015, 02:19:42 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
Had a similar experience when I was in my 20's when I went for a physical. Had to tell her it wasn't going to work. I wasn't necessarily embarrassed to be sitting there with an erection, but ejaculation during the testicle and hernia check would have been mortifying.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #200 on: July 22, 2015, 02:20:16 PM »

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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #201 on: July 22, 2015, 02:20:57 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
Had a similar experience when I was in my 20's when I went for a physical. Had to tell her it wasn't going to work. I wasn't necessarily embarrassed to be sitting there with an erection, but ejaculation during the testicle and hernia check would have been mortifying.
Don't worry they keep melamine jars handy.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #202 on: July 22, 2015, 02:27:25 PM »

Hazzuh!
Later Dave.  May get to a Bueso Habano this evening.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #203 on: July 22, 2015, 02:28:14 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist!
Yea, but she won't check your prostate....at least I don't think so...
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #204 on: July 22, 2015, 02:31:12 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist!
Yea, but she won't check your prostate....at least I don't think so...
Damn, you have destroyed my hopes!  Now I may not go see her tomorrow.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #205 on: July 22, 2015, 02:35:30 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist!
I'm not too sure how a prostate exam with laughing gas would come across...?
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #206 on: July 22, 2015, 03:31:38 PM »

SHEESH!!!
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #207 on: July 22, 2015, 03:39:06 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist!
Yea, but she won't check your prostate....at least I don't think so...
Reminds me that I need to go see my tailor about a new suit.   ;D
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #208 on: July 22, 2015, 03:39:34 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist!
I'm not too sure how a prostate exam with laughing gas would come across...?
Check back with TexDave after tomorrow.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #209 on: July 22, 2015, 03:40:10 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist!
Yea, but she won't check your prostate....at least I don't think so...
Reminds me that I need to go see my tailor about a new bigger suit.   ;D
Corrected your error.
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