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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #210 on: July 22, 2015, 03:41:48 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist!
I'm not too sure how a prostate exam with laughing gas would come across...?
Check back with TexDave after tomorrow.
Speaking of which are you still coming down this way next week Travellin Dave?
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #211 on: July 22, 2015, 03:50:12 PM »

Whoopeeee only 6 more weeks from tomorrow and SEC Football Kicks Off!!!!!!!! 
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #212 on: July 22, 2015, 03:52:23 PM »

15 more minutes and I can GTF out of here.  Have not had a smoke in 3 days but I will fix that today .
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #213 on: July 22, 2015, 03:55:33 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist!
I'm not too sure how a prostate exam with laughing gas would come across...?
Check back with TexDave after tomorrow.
Speaking of which are you still coming down this way next week Travellin Dave?
I am.  Getting in mid day on Monday and leave Thursday afternoon.  So Mon-Wed, whatever evening works best for you and Bean, and wherever is most convenient for you.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #214 on: July 22, 2015, 03:56:42 PM »

Whoopeeee only 6 more weeks from tomorrow and SEC Football Kicks Off!!!!!!!!
Practice officially starts in two!
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #215 on: July 22, 2015, 04:01:29 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist!
I'm not too sure how a prostate exam with laughing gas would come across...?
Check back with TexDave after tomorrow.
Speaking of which are you still coming down this way next week Travellin Dave?
I am.  Getting in mid day on Monday and leave Thursday afternoon.  So Mon-Wed, whatever evening works best for you and Bean, and wherever is most convenient for you.
Probably Tue or Wed is best for me but Monday can work if that works best for you or Bean.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #216 on: July 22, 2015, 04:04:26 PM »

I be gone home!
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #217 on: July 22, 2015, 04:06:55 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist!
Yea, but she won't check your prostate....at least I don't think so...
Reminds me that I need to go see my tailor about a new bigger suit.   ;D
Corrected your error.
LMAO!  Duly noted.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #218 on: July 22, 2015, 05:23:57 PM »

Did you see that new program, "I am Jazz.."  I'm not sure what to make of that one.  The 3 year old boy is running around the house in his mothers high heels, then asks, "Mommy, am I a boy or a girl..."  Mmmmm, let's tell him he's a girl until he's 14, and get a tv show.  Even I wore my mom's high heels when I was 3, but I was a giant, not a girl..!  Oh that reminds me, "Have you seen the new program with giant girls...?"
Maybe you should get back to the computer and internet and stay away from the TV.
Monday I had a doctors appointment.  I'm waiting in the exam room when a new Doctor comes in.  Oh my, she was an intern round 26 to 28 year old.  And I kid you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she was defiantly an 8.5...!!!!  I couldn't stop staring at her and had to make myself not look at her so I wouldn't seem creepy.  All that went through my head was, "now why have I been putting off that prostate exam...?"
If you think that is bad I have those kind of visions about my Dentist!
Yea, but she won't check your prostate....at least I don't think so...
Reminds me that I need to go see my tailor about a new bigger suit.   ;D
Corrected your error.
LMAO!  Duly noted.
I just couldn't help it. :)
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #219 on: July 22, 2015, 05:27:39 PM »

96 degrees feels like 100 with a New World lit.  At least there is a good breeze blowing the hot air around.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #220 on: July 22, 2015, 05:44:08 PM »

Back from Seattle. Long drive back in traffic. Should have just taken the afternoon off. Sheesh.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #221 on: July 22, 2015, 05:46:10 PM »

Back from Seattle. Long drive back in traffic. Should have just taken the afternoon off. Sheesh.
Should have shown that dyke your penis.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #222 on: July 22, 2015, 05:47:12 PM »

Back from Seattle. Long drive back in traffic. Should have just taken the afternoon off. Sheesh.
Should have shown that dyke your penis.
Would rather have shown it to the researcher I rode up with.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #223 on: July 22, 2015, 05:48:55 PM »

Back from Seattle. Long drive back in traffic. Should have just taken the afternoon off. Sheesh.
Should have shown that dyke your penis.
Would rather have shown it to the researcher I rode up with.
And you didn't?  We won't tell the Mrs.
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Re: 7/22/2015
« Reply #224 on: July 22, 2015, 05:50:16 PM »

It's not the missus that would scare me. It's the damned sexual harassment suit that would ensue.
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