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LSUFAN

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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2015, 04:47:33 AM »
Fried Eggs
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!"
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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2015, 05:56:59 AM »
6 My Father No. 4 (lancero) (7.5"x38)
          5/32.50
 5 Man O' War Ruination Corona (5.0"x42)
         10/34.99
 4 CAO Brazilia Chango Tubo (Toro) (6.5"x50)
          5/24.50
 3 Carlos Torano Exodus '50 Years'
         10/34.99
 2 Macanudo Cru Royale
          5/28.05
 1 Casa Magna Dominican
          5/22.50
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LSUFAN

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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2015, 06:18:15 AM »
7 INCH by E.P. Carrillo #62 (5.0"x62)
         10/39.99
 6 My Father No. 4 (lancero) (7.5"x38)
          5/32.50
 5 Man O' War Ruination Corona (5.0"x42)
         10/34.99
 4 CAO Brazilia Chango Tubo (Toro) (6.5"x50)
          5/24.50
 3 Carlos Torano Exodus '50 Years'
         10/34.99
 2 Macanudo Cru Royale
          5/28.05
 1 Casa Magna Dominican
          5/22.50
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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2015, 06:20:18 AM »
good morning Chip.
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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2015, 06:22:52 AM »
Quote from: dwgbryant on July 09, 2015, 06:20:18 AM
good morning Chip.
Good morning Dean. 
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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2015, 06:40:24 AM »
Damn, slept a little late and missed the MF Lancero's.
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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2015, 06:41:45 AM »
Morning LSU, Golf & Dean.
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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2015, 06:45:30 AM »
Quote from: Texas Redfish on July 09, 2015, 06:41:45 AM
Morning LSU, Golf & Dean.
morning Dave.
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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2015, 06:58:35 AM »
Quote from: Texas Redfish on July 09, 2015, 06:40:24 AM
Damn, slept a little late and missed the MF Lancero's.
Morning Dave and Dean. Don't worry, I'm sure there will be some Tempus up later that you can hit hard.
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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2015, 07:01:09 AM »
Quote from: LuvTooGolf on July 09, 2015, 06:58:35 AM
Quote from: Texas Redfish on July 09, 2015, 06:40:24 AM
Damn, slept a little late and missed the MF Lancero's.
Morning Dave and Dean. Don't worry, I'm sure there will be some Tempus up later that you can hit hard.
Chip usually jumps on those and buys them all.
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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2015, 07:01:27 AM »
Quote from: Texas Redfish on July 09, 2015, 06:41:45 AM
Morning LSU, Golf & Dean.
Good morning Native.
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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2015, 07:03:05 AM »
Quote from: Texas Redfish on July 09, 2015, 07:01:09 AM
Quote from: LuvTooGolf on July 09, 2015, 06:58:35 AM
Quote from: Texas Redfish on July 09, 2015, 06:40:24 AM
Damn, slept a little late and missed the MF Lancero's.
Morning Dave and Dean. Don't worry, I'm sure there will be some Tempus up later that you can hit hard.
Chip usually jumps on those and buys them all.
I am all stocked up so I will let you guys have a chance for a change.
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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2015, 07:04:50 AM »
Good morning boys! Wife's Birthday today, another baseball game for the boy. Will celebrate in earnest on Saturday
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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2015, 07:08:27 AM »
Quote from: LSUFAN on July 09, 2015, 07:03:05 AM
Quote from: Texas Redfish on July 09, 2015, 07:01:09 AM
Quote from: LuvTooGolf on July 09, 2015, 06:58:35 AM
Quote from: Texas Redfish on July 09, 2015, 06:40:24 AM
Damn, slept a little late and missed the MF Lancero's.
Morning Dave and Dean. Don't worry, I'm sure there will be some Tempus up later that you can hit hard.
Chip usually jumps on those and buys them all.
I am all stocked up so I will let you guys have a chance for a change.
That's very thoughtful and considerate of you Chip
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Re: 7/9/2015
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2015, 07:12:17 AM »
Quote from: sfish on July 09, 2015, 07:08:27 AM
Quote from: LSUFAN on July 09, 2015, 07:03:05 AM
Quote from: Texas Redfish on July 09, 2015, 07:01:09 AM
Quote from: LuvTooGolf on July 09, 2015, 06:58:35 AM
Quote from: Texas Redfish on July 09, 2015, 06:40:24 AM
Damn, slept a little late and missed the MF Lancero's.
Morning Dave and Dean. Don't worry, I'm sure there will be some Tempus up later that you can hit hard.
Chip usually jumps on those and buys them all.
I am all stocked up so I will let you guys have a chance for a change.
That's very thoughtful and considerate of you Chip
+1.   Sure appreciate that consideration.
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