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[South Carolina Redfish]

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.

Hope you flipped her off for me.

Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.

Can't fault her for her parentage.

I can sure fault her for living out of her mother's kickback foundation money now.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.

Hope you flipped her off for me.

Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.

Can't fault her for her parentage.

I'm with you.  She is actually prettier in person too.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Room 101 HN for me today.  Thanks again, Dave.

Enjoy!  Good cigar for under the radar.
Consider it a celebration cigar.  As of this afternoon, I am a grandfather.

I assume the name is Dave?

Nope, Hannah at 3 lbs, Daniel at 3 lbs 6 oz  (not bad, just shy of 31 weeks.)

So you're a grandfather twice.  Lucky you.

Much nicer being a grandfather of two than a father!

There's a reason babies are born to the young.  Billy Joel will find that out soon enough.

He just got married over the weekend.  Is the new wife with child?

[South Carolina Redfish]

Room 101 HN for me today.  Thanks again, Dave.

Enjoy!  Good cigar for under the radar.
Consider it a celebration cigar.  As of this afternoon, I am a grandfather.

I assume the name is Dave?

Nope, Hannah at 3 lbs, Daniel at 3 lbs 6 oz  (not bad, just shy of 31 weeks.)

So you're a grandfather twice.  Lucky you.

Much nicer being a grandfather of two than a father!

There's a reason babies are born to the young.  Billy Joel will find that out soon enough.

He just got married over the weekend.  Is the new wife with child?

I believe I did read in a post here that she did come with a little one already started.

[Threebean]

Room 101 HN for me today.  Thanks again, Dave.

Enjoy!  Good cigar for under the radar.
Consider it a celebration cigar.  As of this afternoon, I am a grandfather.

I assume the name is Dave?

Nope, Hannah at 3 lbs, Daniel at 3 lbs 6 oz  (not bad, just shy of 31 weeks.)

So you're a grandfather twice.  Lucky you.

Much nicer being a grandfather of two than a father!

There's a reason babies are born to the young.  Billy Joel will find that out soon enough.

True, although he can hire a few nannies.

Some hot blonde ones, no doubt.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.

Hope you flipped her off for me.

Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.

Can't fault her for her parentage.

I'm with you.  She is actually prettier in person too.

And just bought a new $10 million dollar house so the baby would be comfortable.

[Travellin Dave]

Room 101 HN for me today.  Thanks again, Dave.

Enjoy!  Good cigar for under the radar.
Consider it a celebration cigar.  As of this afternoon, I am a grandfather.

I assume the name is Dave?

Nope, Hannah at 3 lbs, Daniel at 3 lbs 6 oz  (not bad, just shy of 31 weeks.)

So you're a grandfather twice.  Lucky you.

Much nicer being a grandfather of two than a father!

There's a reason babies are born to the young.  Billy Joel will find that out soon enough.

He just got married over the weekend.  Is the new wife with child?

Due this summer.

[Travellin Dave]

Room 101 HN for me today.  Thanks again, Dave.

Enjoy!  Good cigar for under the radar.
Consider it a celebration cigar.  As of this afternoon, I am a grandfather.

I assume the name is Dave?

Nope, Hannah at 3 lbs, Daniel at 3 lbs 6 oz  (not bad, just shy of 31 weeks.)

So you're a grandfather twice.  Lucky you.

Much nicer being a grandfather of two than a father!

There's a reason babies are born to the young.  Billy Joel will find that out soon enough.

True, although he can hire a few nannies.

Some hot blonde ones, no doubt.

Just like all the wives.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Room 101 HN for me today.  Thanks again, Dave.

Enjoy!  Good cigar for under the radar.
Consider it a celebration cigar.  As of this afternoon, I am a grandfather.

I assume the name is Dave?

Nope, Hannah at 3 lbs, Daniel at 3 lbs 6 oz  (not bad, just shy of 31 weeks.)

So you're a grandfather twice.  Lucky you.

Much nicer being a grandfather of two than a father!

There's a reason babies are born to the young.  Billy Joel will find that out soon enough.

True, although he can hire a few nannies.

Some hot blonde ones, no doubt.

And old Billy can Schwarzenegger them occasionally for entertainment.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Hopefully this has context Tony can follow.

ZIONSVILLE, Ind. (AP) — Here are the latest developments in Tuesday's raid at the home of Subway restaurant chain spokesman Jared Fogle (all times are local):

5:15 p.m Central Time
Subway sandwich chain says it's suspending its relationship with Jared Fogle due to an investigation involving the chain's spokesman.

The statement from the company says Fogle continues to cooperate with authorities and that he expects "no actions to be forthcoming." It said both sides agreed suspending the relationship was "the appropriate step to take."

[cigarbreath]

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.

Hope you flipped her off for me.

Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.

Can't fault her for her parentage.

I can sure fault her for living out of her mother's kickback foundation money now.

Her momma is ugly!

[razgueado]

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.

Hope you flipped her off for me.

Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.

Can't fault her for her parentage.

She works for the (corrupt) family foundation.  Flip away.

[razgueado]

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.

Hope you flipped her off for me.

Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.

Can't fault her for her parentage.

I can sure fault her for living out of her mother's kickback foundation money now.

Indeed.

[cigarbreath]

Room 101 HN for me today.  Thanks again, Dave.

Enjoy!  Good cigar for under the radar.
Consider it a celebration cigar.  As of this afternoon, I am a grandfather.

I assume the name is Dave?

Nope, Hannah at 3 lbs, Daniel at 3 lbs 6 oz  (not bad, just shy of 31 weeks.)

So you're a grandfather twice.  Lucky you.

Much nicer being a grandfather of two than a father!

There's a reason babies are born to the young.  Billy Joel will find that out soon enough.

True, although he can hire a few nannies.

Some hot blonde ones, no doubt.

And old Billy can Schwarzenegger them occasionally for entertainment.

Didn't realize Schwarzenegger was a verb - to Schwarzenegger.  Oh and Schwarzenegger is in this dictionary.

[Threebean]

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.

Hope you flipped her off for me.

Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.

Can't fault her for her parentage.

She works for the (corrupt) family foundation.  Flip away.

I haven't been keeping up.  Thought she was just a laywer in NY.  Oh well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree I suppose.