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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #165 on: July 07, 2015, 06:39:16 PM »

Room 101 HN for me today.  Thanks again, Dave.
Enjoy!  Good cigar for under the radar.
Consider it a celebration cigar.  As of this afternoon, I am a grandfather.
I assume the name is Dave?
Nope, Hannah at 3 lbs, Daniel at 3 lbs 6 oz  (not bad, just shy of 31 weeks.)
So you're a grandfather twice.  Lucky you.
Much nicer being a grandfather of two than a father!
There's a reason babies are born to the young.  Billy Joel will find that out soon enough.
True, although he can hire a few nannies.
Some hot blonde ones, no doubt.
And old Billy can Schwarzenegger them occasionally for entertainment.
Didn't realize Schwarzenegger was a verb - to Schwarzenegger.  Oh and Schwarzenegger is in this dictionary.
It is in the recently added section after Deanspenis and Lewinsky.
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #166 on: July 07, 2015, 06:40:00 PM »

Evening Mikey.  I'm heading for the house, so you can have my seat.  Probably should put a towel down, though.  Adios, mofos.
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #167 on: July 07, 2015, 06:41:35 PM »

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.
Hope you flipped her off for me.
Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.
Can't fault her for her parentage.
She works for the (corrupt) family foundation.  Flip away.
I haven't been keeping up.  Thought she was just a laywer in NY.  Oh well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree I suppose.
She worked for NBC News and a Wallstreet Brokerage firm but a few months ago went to work for the Family Foundation at some mega-salary and bought a $10 million dollar pad in NY.
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #168 on: July 07, 2015, 06:41:57 PM »

Evening Mikey.  I'm heading for the house, so you can have my seat.  Probably should put a towel down, though.  Adios, mofos.
Have a good evening Bean.
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #169 on: July 07, 2015, 06:44:49 PM »

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.
Hope you flipped her off for me.
Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.
Can't fault her for her parentage.
I can sure fault her for living out of her mother's kickback foundation money now.
Her momma is ugly!
Butt Ugly!!!   
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #170 on: July 07, 2015, 06:47:47 PM »

Evening Mikey.  I'm heading for the house, so you can have my seat.  Probably should put a towel down, though.  Adios, mofos.
...and some de-lousing powder.
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #171 on: July 07, 2015, 06:48:31 PM »

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.
Hope you flipped her off for me.
Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.
Can't fault her for her parentage.
I can sure fault her for living out of her mother's kickback foundation money now.
Her momma is ugly!
Butt Ugly!!!
Da woman got cankles!
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #172 on: July 07, 2015, 07:09:04 PM »

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.
Hope you flipped her off for me.
Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.
Can't fault her for her parentage.
I can sure fault her for living out of her mother's kickback foundation money now.
Her momma is ugly!
Butt Ugly!!!
Da woman got cankles!
Fine way to talk about your next president...lol
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #173 on: July 07, 2015, 07:11:41 PM »

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.
Hope you flipped her off for me.
Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.
Can't fault her for her parentage.
I can sure fault her for living out of her mother's kickback foundation money now.
Her momma is ugly!
Butt Ugly!!!
Da woman got cankles!
Fine way to talk about your next president...lol
Sheesh!
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #174 on: July 07, 2015, 07:15:51 PM »

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.
Hope you flipped her off for me.
Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.
Can't fault her for her parentage.
I can sure fault her for living out of her mother's kickback foundation money now.
Her momma is ugly!
Butt Ugly!!!
Da woman got cankles!
Fine way to talk about your next president...lol
Sheesh!
Shame on you speaking that chit!!! 
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #175 on: July 07, 2015, 07:16:45 PM »

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.
Hope you flipped her off for me.
Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.
Can't fault her for her parentage.
I can sure fault her for living out of her mother's kickback foundation money now.
Her momma is ugly!
Butt Ugly!!!
Da woman got cankles!
Fine way to talk about your next president...lol
You don't think The Donald is gonna take that position?
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #176 on: July 07, 2015, 07:17:10 PM »

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.
Hope you flipped her off for me.
Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.
Can't fault her for her parentage.
I can sure fault her for living out of her mother's kickback foundation money now.
Her momma is ugly!
Butt Ugly!!!
Da woman got cankles!
Fine way to talk about your next president...lol
Sheesh!
Shame on you speaking that chit!!!
Hey, it's a free interweb!  I can Sheesh! If I want to!
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #177 on: July 07, 2015, 07:24:47 PM »

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.
Hope you flipped her off for me.
Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.
Can't fault her for her parentage.
I can sure fault her for living out of her mother's kickback foundation money now.
Her momma is ugly!
Butt Ugly!!!
Da woman got cankles!
Fine way to talk about your next president...lol
Sheesh!
Shame on you speaking that chit!!!
Hey, it's a free interweb!  I can Sheesh! If I want to!
I was not referring to the Sheesh but to the post you Rightfully Sheeshed.
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #178 on: July 07, 2015, 07:26:49 PM »

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.
Hope you flipped her off for me.
Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.
Can't fault her for her parentage.
I can sure fault her for living out of her mother's kickback foundation money now.
Her momma is ugly!
Butt Ugly!!!
Da woman got cankles!
Fine way to talk about your next president...lol
Sheesh!
Shame on you speaking that chit!!!
Republicans are going to fukk it up as they did the last two.
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Re: 7/7/2015
« Reply #179 on: July 07, 2015, 07:43:41 PM »

Speaking of babies, I just walked past Chelsea Clinton pushing a stroller.
Hope you flipped her off for me.
Not at all.  I've got no beef with her.  Besides, she was one of the few not giving me the stink-eye.
Can't fault her for her parentage.
I can sure fault her for living out of her mother's kickback foundation money now.
Her momma is ugly!
Butt Ugly!!!
Da woman got cankles!
Fine way to talk about your next president...lol
Sheesh!
Shame on you speaking that chit!!!
Republicans are going to fukk it up as they did the last two.
Politicians, Sheesh! on 'em all.
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