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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #120 on: June 12, 2015, 10:17:50 AM »

Good morning LeBron's exposed junk
Bet it looked better than they did last night. Sheesh.
Was this the head-first close up into the camera man?
Wonder if those hair plugs are still under warranty?  ???
Lol, hope so. We were halfway up in the upper deck. My mom texted me saying his head looked pretty messed up. I told her it didn't look that bad to us.
It looked more substantial when he finally took the towel off his head.  Not a complete cut circle, more like (  )
Yeah, saw a picture of it this morning. Looked pretty nasty. We could tell it was bleeding at the time, but couldn't see much more than that, and they didn't put it up on the big screen, obviously.
Classic dumbass sideline reporting as usual too. "Did you get stitches? No, glue. Do you have a headache? Ya, I have a headache"... sheesh
The press needs to be in the first row, now sitting  12" out-of-bounds.  And yes, every after action press conference, regardless of the sport, is inane.

Agreed, but really the 1st row isn't that much further away on the sides. Behind the backboard should have more space just for continuation purposes.
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #121 on: June 12, 2015, 10:18:05 AM »

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
Already done: Gurkha
I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!
My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?
We own one. Like it a lot, very little trunk space. Grocery shopping can be like playing Tetris at times, but we like it enough that it isn't a big deal.
Everyone I talk to, love them.  What did you get on your...?  And what engine did you get (1.6L or 2.0L)...?  Oh, and gas mileage, I was sort of worried about that.

Worried about gas milage when the BIG engine is the 2.0... come on BD.
I was aiming for a high mileage car.  But I watched a car review by Everyman Driver on Youtube and he said he was getting in the low 20's on a Honda Civic he was reviewing.  That car is rated by Honda to get 30-40 mpg.  So it would really bother me if I got a Civic thinking I'm going to get 35 mpg, and really get 21 mpg.  I know it's hard to believe, but things like that drive me nuts..   :o
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #122 on: June 12, 2015, 10:21:25 AM »

Good morning LeBron's exposed junk
Bet it looked better than they did last night. Sheesh.
Was this the head-first close up into the camera man?
Wonder if those hair plugs are still under warranty?  ???
Lol, hope so. We were halfway up in the upper deck. My mom texted me saying his head looked pretty messed up. I told her it didn't look that bad to us.
It looked more substantial when he finally took the towel off his head.  Not a complete cut circle, more like (  )
Yeah, saw a picture of it this morning. Looked pretty nasty. We could tell it was bleeding at the time, but couldn't see much more than that, and they didn't put it up on the big screen, obviously.
Classic dumbass sideline reporting as usual too. "Did you get stitches? No, glue. Do you have a headache? Ya, I have a headache"... sheesh
The press needs to be in the first row, not sitting 12" out-of-bounds.  And yes, every after action press conference, regardless of the sport, is inane.
Agreed. And when he stepped up to the free throw line after that, it looked like he thought he was Batman.
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #123 on: June 12, 2015, 10:21:45 AM »

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
Already done: Gurkha
I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!
My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?

Maybe you should hint for her to get a second job! haha. jk
I was working on the angle that she would have to loose a little weight, and wear one of those sexy mouse costumes.  Am I stooping too low again....?  Or maybe I'm ok while Dean and TR are not here..?  :)

Sexy mouse... you certainly have an active imagination. I don't want to know the scenario... okay, maybe. It's Friday.  ;D
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #124 on: June 12, 2015, 10:23:01 AM »

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
Already done: Gurkha
I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!
My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?

Maybe you should hint for her to get a second job! haha. jk
I was working on the angle that she would have to loose a little weight, and wear one of those sexy mouse costumes.  Am I stooping too low again....?  Or maybe I'm ok while Dean and TR are not here..?  :)
And, of course, this is where I enter the conversation. Sheesh. I've gotta get better timing.

Morning, muchachos. Spent most of yesterday evening yanking the transmission out of my Toyota pickup to change the clutch. Fun times. But I had some friends helping, and we smoked some 5-Vegas Triple A's. There are worse ways to spend an evening.

This space for rent.

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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #125 on: June 12, 2015, 10:23:40 AM »

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
Already done: Gurkha
I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!
My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?
We own one. Like it a lot, very little trunk space. Grocery shopping can be like playing Tetris at times, but we like it enough that it isn't a big deal.
Everyone I talk to, love them.  What did you get on your...?  And what engine did you get (1.6L or 2.0L)...?  Oh, and gas mileage, I was sort of worried about that.

Worried about gas milage when the BIG engine is the 2.0... come on BD.
I was aiming for a high mileage car.  But I watched a car review by Everyman Driver on Youtube and he said he was getting in the low 20's on a Honda Civic he was reviewing.  That car is rated by Honda to get 30-40 mpg.  So it would really bother me if I got a Civic thinking I'm going to get 35 mpg, and really get 21 mpg.  I know it's hard to believe, but things like that drive me nuts..   :o
Our Soul gets around 30 in the city pretty easily. Well, when I drive at least. The wife is a lot more herky jerky in her driving habits.
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #126 on: June 12, 2015, 10:25:48 AM »

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
Already done: Gurkha
I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!
My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?
We own one. Like it a lot, very little trunk space. Grocery shopping can be like playing Tetris at times, but we like it enough that it isn't a big deal.
Everyone I talk to, love them.  What did you get on your...?  And what engine did you get (1.6L or 2.0L)...?  Oh, and gas mileage, I was sort of worried about that.

Worried about gas milage when the BIG engine is the 2.0... come on BD.
I was aiming for a high mileage car.  But I watched a car review by Everyman Driver on Youtube and he said he was getting in the low 20's on a Honda Civic he was reviewing.  That car is rated by Honda to get 30-40 mpg.  So it would really bother me if I got a Civic thinking I'm going to get 35 mpg, and really get 21 mpg.  I know it's hard to believe, but things like that drive me nuts..   :o

1. Highway vs. City
2. Automatic vs. Manual
3. Was the model Si, Ex, Sx etc.

There are always variables. The Warden had a 1995 Ex at one time. Even then it got @30mpg
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #127 on: June 12, 2015, 10:28:30 AM »

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
Already done: Gurkha
I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!
My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?
We own one. Like it a lot, very little trunk space. Grocery shopping can be like playing Tetris at times, but we like it enough that it isn't a big deal.
Everyone I talk to, love them.  What did you get on your...?  And what engine did you get (1.6L or 2.0L)...?  Oh, and gas mileage, I was sort of worried about that.

Worried about gas milage when the BIG engine is the 2.0... come on BD.
I was aiming for a high mileage car.  But I watched a car review by Everyman Driver on Youtube and he said he was getting in the low 20's on a Honda Civic he was reviewing.  That car is rated by Honda to get 30-40 mpg.  So it would really bother me if I got a Civic thinking I'm going to get 35 mpg, and really get 21 mpg.  I know it's hard to believe, but things like that drive me nuts..   :o
Our Soul gets around 30 in the city pretty easily. Well, when I drive at least. The wife is a lot more herky jerky in her driving habits.

Shit, lets not start with women drivers.  :o
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #128 on: June 12, 2015, 10:31:39 AM »

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
Already done: Gurkha
I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!
My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?

Maybe you should hint for her to get a second job! haha. jk
I was working on the angle that she would have to loose a little weight, and wear one of those sexy mouse costumes.  Am I stooping too low again....?  Or maybe I'm ok while Dean and TR are not here..?  :)
And, of course, this is where I enter the conversation. Sheesh. I've gotta get better timing.

Morning, muchachos. Spent most of yesterday evening yanking the transmission out of my Toyota pickup to change the clutch. Fun times. But I had some friends helping, and we smoked some 5-Vegas Triple A's. There are worse ways to spend an evening.

This space for rent.

The warden shrunk all your summer clothes again too? haha. Morning, Bret
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #129 on: June 12, 2015, 10:31:45 AM »

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
Already done: Gurkha
I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!
My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?
Drives and feels as cheap as it is.
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #130 on: June 12, 2015, 10:34:31 AM »

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
Already done: Gurkha
I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!
My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?
Drives and feels as cheap as it is.

So, that sounds like a no.

+1 OhioDave
-1 NJDave

The series is back to even...
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #131 on: June 12, 2015, 10:35:37 AM »

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
Already done: Gurkha
I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!
My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?

Maybe you should hint for her to get a second job! haha. jk
I was working on the angle that she would have to loose a little weight, and wear one of those sexy mouse costumes.  Am I stooping too low again....?  Or maybe I'm ok while Dean and TR are not here..?  :)
And, of course, this is where I enter the conversation. Sheesh. I've gotta get better timing.

Morning, muchachos. Spent most of yesterday evening yanking the transmission out of my Toyota pickup to change the clutch. Fun times. But I had some friends helping, and we smoked some 5-Vegas Triple A's. There are worse ways to spend an evening.

This space for rent.
Good morning Bret.  Just some car talk here.. :)
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #132 on: June 12, 2015, 10:37:03 AM »

My CBID order will arrive tomorrow, I couldn't resist buying the new Xikar Turrim Lighter
How much did you get it for?
$55, told myself I wasn't going over $49...that worked well
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #133 on: June 12, 2015, 10:40:43 AM »

The last time Hillary Clinton had a simple job to do,
she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
I've always felt sorry for Monica.  I think she got sucked into a bad deal.
How was it a bad deal for her, she has made a fortune off of one blow job and a cigar in her twat with no pictures.
Maybe we could get CI to name a cigar after her....?
Already done: Gurkha
I guess it would sound like that...!  Gurka, gurka, gurka, oouuugh...!
My wife has been hinting about a new car for running around town in.  She wants one of those Kia Souls, because she thinks the Hamsters are cute.  She just wants an automatic, and air.  Does anyone know anything about the Souls...?

Maybe you should hint for her to get a second job! haha. jk
I was working on the angle that she would have to loose a little weight, and wear one of those sexy mouse costumes.  Am I stooping too low again....?  Or maybe I'm ok while Dean and TR are not here..?  :)
And, of course, this is where I enter the conversation. Sheesh. I've gotta get better timing.

Morning, muchachos. Spent most of yesterday evening yanking the transmission out of my Toyota pickup to change the clutch. Fun times. But I had some friends helping, and we smoked some 5-Vegas Triple A's. There are worse ways to spend an evening.

This space for rent.
Good morning Bret.  Just some car talk here.. :)
Kia and car talk is not the same.
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Re: 6/12/2015
« Reply #134 on: June 12, 2015, 10:44:26 AM »

My CBID order will arrive tomorrow, I couldn't resist buying the new Xikar Turrim Lighter
How much did you get it for?
$55, told myself I wasn't going over $49...that worked well
LALTS
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