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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #135 on: May 26, 2015, 12:35:13 PM »

Fuk it.  It's my 50th birthday.  I called in sick with an eye infection.  Just can't see going to work today.  Morning, muchachos.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Razman!
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #136 on: May 26, 2015, 12:40:56 PM »

State Police across the street, County at the trailer next to it. kid getting busted for selling drugs out of the trailer, the other is a girl from the campground I was at being charged with solicitation.

drugs and prostitution in Florida, say it isn't so!
lol.
The real question is Does Dean Follow Trouble or does Trouble Follow Dean???
it's not following him, it's across the street!
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #137 on: May 26, 2015, 12:43:42 PM »

Close to lunch time and I am hungry but no idea what to go get.
Good Ol' 7-11 Hot Dog/Big Gulp $2 Combo, did not have a hot dog for Memorial Day so having it today.
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #138 on: May 26, 2015, 12:44:09 PM »

State Police across the street, County at the trailer next to it. kid getting busted for selling drugs out of the trailer, the other is a girl from the campground I was at being charged with solicitation.

drugs and prostitution in Florida, say it isn't so!
lol.
The real question is Does Dean Follow Trouble or does Trouble Follow Dean???
I did help get rid of s level 2 sex offender registered in Georga but not Florida.
Didn't like the competition?
Just low level competition for Dean-O
My wife says I'm a sex offender.  Everytime we have sex, she gets offended.
Better than Dean, sounds like he offended the Sex Offender, top that one.
I'm hoping the prostitute stays.
Or a least a quantity discount,  maybe buy three - get one free!
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #139 on: May 26, 2015, 12:48:03 PM »

Just signed and sent in a job offer acceptance with the gov't. I was informed that they work a 4/10 schedule. 10 hours, four days a week. Full day each week of liquor shopping!
Sounds right up your alley. Congrats!
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #140 on: May 26, 2015, 12:48:26 PM »

It's officially time for beerbanter.com:

I had Dominion Abbey Ale which was really fruity and good:
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/402/114108/

and

Dogfish Head Sixty-One which was also very tasty:
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/64/91677/

We're living in a great beer age.  Just wish I had an opportunity to smoke too.  Planning a J. Fuego 777 connie for after work today.
Yes, lots of great beers around!

My weekend included:

Shiner - Wild Hare Pale Ale
Ballast Point - Sculpin IPA
Holy City - Pluff Mud  Porter
Sierra Nevada - Beer Camp
Oskar Blues - Old Chub  Scottish Ale
Nice.  I still have a few of those Beer Camps in the fridge too.  Really like those.  Also forgot to mention I started the weekend with a Shiner Bock on Friday when I bought a round for a colleague's retirement.  Not my favorite but definitely a drinkable beer.

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/143/1352/
I like Shiner Bock quite well myself, liked it long before I moved to TX!  Funny, trying to have a little of TX at my son's rehearsal dinner so had some Shiner Bock and the bartenders said  it was the first thing we ran out of.

New Total Wine store has it on the Grand Opening Special for $9.99/12 Pak, got to pick a couple up.

Warden declared this weekend that Sculpin is her favorite beer.  Glad it is cheap!

I did have a Sculpin this week, too.  There was a bar/restaurant at the ice arena where my nephew plays hockey.  So that was nice.  Also, a large grocery chain bought out another grocery chain locally, so they had all sorts of "grand opening" sales... got some six packs of Sculpin and Grapefruit Sculpin for $10.99.  Unfortunately, now that the opening sale is over, prices are all 25% higher on everything in the store than they were a week ago.
Those 2 Sculpins are here in force, bottles and cans
Still $13.99/6 Pak bottles or cans here.
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #141 on: May 26, 2015, 12:50:44 PM »

Just signed and sent in a job offer acceptance with the gov't. I was informed that they work a 4/10 schedule. 10 hours, four days a week. Full day each week of liquor shopping!
Sounds right up your alley. Congrats!

Thanks.  Early start/later finish will be a bit odd to figure out at first with everyone else's schedules in the house but whatever.  I knew the gravy train would reach its final stop at some point.  Probably here at the ad agency for another couple weeks while I transition everything, maybe through the end of the month.  I may even offer to still come in for the one day a week but it'll probably be of no real use.  And I don't know if I really even want to.  We'll see. 
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #142 on: May 26, 2015, 12:51:05 PM »

BREAKING:

Police are evacuating the U.S. Capitol on Tuesday afternoon, though no reason was given.

“Evacuate, evacuate, evacuate the U.S. Capitol building,” a loudspeaker blared.

Streams of staffers and workmen exited, directed to the grass near the building, directed by police who showed urgency but no sense of immediate danger.

The Capitol was fairly empty, with both chambers on a week long Memorial Day vacation.
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #143 on: May 26, 2015, 12:54:48 PM »

Bikerlady just bought me a trailer to load kayaks in, I pick it up Thursday.
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #144 on: May 26, 2015, 12:58:16 PM »

Just signed and sent in a job offer acceptance with the gov't. I was informed that they work a 4/10 schedule. 10 hours, four days a week. Full day each week of liquor shopping!
Well that sounds perfect for you Joe, you have the gov't on board with "joe" hours already? Congrats
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #145 on: May 26, 2015, 12:58:39 PM »

State Police across the street, County at the trailer next to it. kid getting busted for selling drugs out of the trailer, the other is a girl from the campground I was at being charged with solicitation.

drugs and prostitution in Florida, say it isn't so!
lol.
The real question is Does Dean Follow Trouble or does Trouble Follow Dean???
I did help get rid of s level 2 sex offender registered in Georga but not Florida.
Didn't like the competition?
Just low level competition for Dean-O
My wife says I'm a sex offender.  Everytime we have sex, she gets offended.
Better than Dean, sounds like he offended the Sex Offender, top that one.
I'm hoping the prostitute stays.
Or a least a quantity discount,  maybe buy three - get one free!
She (Barbara) says she has to lay low for awhile. I told her that's what got her in trouble to begin with. She found it funny. Asked if there was any cleaning she could do for a few bucks. I now have a cleaning lady coming in every two weeks to clean my trailer!
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #146 on: May 26, 2015, 01:00:56 PM »

Just signed and sent in a job offer acceptance with the gov't. I was informed that they work a 4/10 schedule. 10 hours, four days a week. Full day each week of liquor shopping!
Congratulations Joe, 30 years till govt pension or 20?
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #147 on: May 26, 2015, 01:01:08 PM »

BREAKING:

Police are evacuating the U.S. Capitol on Tuesday afternoon, though no reason was given.

“Evacuate, evacuate, evacuate the U.S. Capitol building,” a loudspeaker blared.

Streams of staffers and workmen exited, directed to the grass near the building, directed by police who showed urgency but no sense of immediate danger.

The Capitol was fairly empty, with both chambers on a week long Memorial Day vacation.
Bomb squad detonated a pressure cooker in a nearby unoccupied car
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #148 on: May 26, 2015, 01:01:24 PM »

State Police across the street, County at the trailer next to it. kid getting busted for selling drugs out of the trailer, the other is a girl from the campground I was at being charged with solicitation.

drugs and prostitution in Florida, say it isn't so!
lol.
The real question is Does Dean Follow Trouble or does Trouble Follow Dean???
I did help get rid of s level 2 sex offender registered in Georga but not Florida.
Didn't like the competition?
Just low level competition for Dean-O
My wife says I'm a sex offender.  Everytime we have sex, she gets offended.
Better than Dean, sounds like he offended the Sex Offender, top that one.
I'm hoping the prostitute stays.
Or a least a quantity discount,  maybe buy three - get one free!
She (Barbara) says she has to lay low for awhile. I told her that's what got her in trouble to begin with. She found it funny. Asked if there was any cleaning she could do for a few bucks. I now have a cleaning lady coming in every two weeks to clean my trailer!
clothing optional?
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Re: 5/26/2015
« Reply #149 on: May 26, 2015, 01:02:35 PM »

BREAKING:

Police are evacuating the U.S. Capitol on Tuesday afternoon, though no reason was given.

“Evacuate, evacuate, evacuate the U.S. Capitol building,” a loudspeaker blared.

Streams of staffers and workmen exited, directed to the grass near the building, directed by police who showed urgency but no sense of immediate danger.

The Capitol was fairly empty, with both chambers on a week long Memorial Day vacation.
Bomb squad detonated a pressure cooker in a nearby unoccupied car
guy who bought that on sale at target, is going to regret leaving it in the car....
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