Top this dumbass of the day maneuver. We got some talent around this place.
Asked the Admin person (been working here 15 years) to send our office FedEx Account number to the office in Louisiana so they could send me a USB Drive at our expense. This dumbass printed out a FedEx Label addressed to me with our account # on it, put it in a FedEx Letter envelope and FedEx'd it to them to put on the package tomorrow to send the drive to me.