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Oyam18

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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #330 on: April 14, 2015, 01:43:17 PM »

Lake walkin cigar
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #331 on: April 14, 2015, 01:43:40 PM »

Hey guys, Dean's shriveled nutsack here. I'm taking a break from slapping off bikerlady's ass all morning. Feeling dehydrated and saggy, OOO Robusto and a fresh pot of coffee going here

This first person, anatomy talk is like Fight Club... haha
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #332 on: April 14, 2015, 01:44:05 PM »

It could be either Tony or Scott, the writing style resembles Scott's to my eyes.  Disavowals from neither of them carry any weight.
Hey douche, stop looking for where the curtain opens and just enjoy the ride.
I call dogbryant to the stand for cross examination.
I swear to tell my version of the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #333 on: April 14, 2015, 01:44:26 PM »

It could be either Tony or Scott, the writing style resembles Scott's to my eyes.  Disavowals from neither of them carry any weight.
Hey douche, stop looking for where the curtain opens and just enjoy the ride.
Don't matter who done it cause it was damn good!
And very realistic. Lol
Would have been great for April 1....but Antnee's late as usual.
Or early for 2016.  Why do you always have to be "glass half empty"?
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #334 on: April 14, 2015, 01:44:34 PM »

Lake walkin cigar
Turn Around - Don't Drown!
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #335 on: April 14, 2015, 01:44:35 PM »

Hey guys, Dean's shriveled nutsack here. I'm taking a break from slapping off bikerlady's ass all morning. Feeling dehydrated and saggy, OOO Robusto and a fresh pot of coffee going here
Give the phone back to Dean's penis, we need to talk to the one in charge down there.
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #336 on: April 14, 2015, 01:44:50 PM »

Hey guys, Dean's shriveled nutsack here. I'm taking a break from slapping off bikerlady's ass all morning. Feeling dehydrated and saggy, OOO Robusto and a fresh pot of coffee going here
dean your an inspiration to me, I had sex a cigar and coffee today. Thank you.
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #337 on: April 14, 2015, 01:45:28 PM »

Hey guys, Dean's shriveled nutsack here. I'm taking a break from slapping off bikerlady's ass all morning. Feeling dehydrated and saggy, OOO Robusto and a fresh pot of coffee going here

This first person, anatomy talk is like Fight Club... haha
Ha! I felt the same way
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #338 on: April 14, 2015, 01:45:42 PM »

Hey guys, Dean's shriveled nutsack here. I'm taking a break from slapping off bikerlady's ass all morning. Feeling dehydrated and saggy, OOO Robusto and a fresh pot of coffee going here
dean your an imperative to me, I had sex a cigar and coffee today. Thank you.
You had sex with a cigar?
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #339 on: April 14, 2015, 01:46:07 PM »

Lake walkin cigar
Looks green and plugged.
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #340 on: April 14, 2015, 01:47:20 PM »

Hey guys, Dean's shriveled nutsack here. I'm taking a break from slapping off bikerlady's ass all morning. Feeling dehydrated and saggy, OOO Robusto and a fresh pot of coffee going here
dean your an imperative to me, I had sex a cigar and coffee today. Thank you.
You had sex with a cigar?
no my wife, then smoked a cigar, I think that's how Dean does it, I hope.
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #341 on: April 14, 2015, 01:47:38 PM »

It could be either Tony or Scott, the writing style resembles Scott's to my eyes.  Disavowals from neither of them carry any weight.
Hey douche, stop looking for where the curtain opens and just enjoy the ride.
I call dogbryant to the stand for cross examination.
I swear to tell my version of the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth

Usually have to choke it outta ya.  ;)
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #342 on: April 14, 2015, 01:47:48 PM »

Hey guys, Dean's shriveled nutsack here. I'm taking a break from slapping off bikerlady's ass all morning. Feeling dehydrated and saggy, OOO Robusto and a fresh pot of coffee going here
dean your an imperative to me, I had sex a cigar and coffee today. Thank you.
You had sex with a cigar?
Who needs damn commas anyway?
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #343 on: April 14, 2015, 01:48:03 PM »

Hey guys, Dean's shriveled nutsack here. I'm taking a break from slapping off bikerlady's ass all morning. Feeling dehydrated and saggy, OOO Robusto and a fresh pot of coffee going here
Give the phone back to Dean's penis, we need to talk to the one in charge down there.
Ya know, you take your eyes off of them for a minute and they get into trouble...Dean's swollen, veiny penis here
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #344 on: April 14, 2015, 01:48:17 PM »

Lake walkin cigar
Looks green and plugged.
thats what my wife said to me before we had sex.
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