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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #180 on: April 14, 2015, 10:48:17 AM »

good Morning Boys, from Bruce's twisted history
For Apr 14:

Top News of the Day:

In 1434 - The foundation stone of Cathedral St. Peter and
 St. Paul in Nantes, France is laid. ~ Would be equally
 interesting if either St. Peter or St. Paul were laid.

In 1912 - The British passenger liner RMS Titanic hits
 an iceberg in the North Atlantic at 23:40 (sinks morning of
 April 15th). ~ Apologies if this spoils the movie for you.

In 1927 - The first Volvo car premieres in Gothenburg,
 Sweden. ~ The English-speaking world was outraged
 as they mis-pronounced the car name as "Vulva".

In 1956 - In Chicago, videotape is first demonstrated.
 ~ The barely known film "Charlette Does Chicago" was
shown, eventually leading to Debbie doing something in Dallas.
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #181 on: April 14, 2015, 10:50:42 AM »


Good morning Raz. I saw your note on the stands, once they are done you guys can all pick some out and we can organize some trades-or you can just buy em.

Will there be a discount or FREE shipping coupon? You know how we are.  ;D
GFY too!!

Is that the code? Is it case sensitive?

Wait, this one works... COCKREST15
LMAO!
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #182 on: April 14, 2015, 10:51:45 AM »


Good morning Raz. I saw your note on the stands, once they are done you guys can all pick some out and we can organize some trades-or you can just buy em.

Will there be a discount or FREE shipping coupon? You know how we are.  ;D
GFY too!!

Is that the code? Is it case sensitive?

Wait, this one works... COCKREST15
LMFAO!
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #183 on: April 14, 2015, 10:53:02 AM »



good Morning Boys, from Bruce's twisted history
For Apr 14:

Top News of the Day:

In 1434 - The foundation stone of Cathedral St. Peter and
 St. Paul in Nantes, France is laid. ~ Would be equally
 interesting if either St. Peter or St. Paul were laid.

Well, St. Peter was married, so there's the presumption he got laid at least once.
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #184 on: April 14, 2015, 10:53:27 AM »


Good morning Raz. I saw your note on the stands, once they are done you guys can all pick some out and we can organize some trades-or you can just buy em.

Will there be a discount or FREE shipping coupon? You know how we are.  ;D
GFY too!!

Is that the code? Is it case sensitive?

Wait, this one works... COCKREST15
Extra 17% off with BEANSWOODYHOLER
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #185 on: April 14, 2015, 10:54:19 AM »

good Morning Boys, from Bruce's twisted history
For Apr 14:

Top News of the Day:

In 1434 - The foundation stone of Cathedral St. Peter and
 St. Paul in Nantes, France is laid. ~ Would be equally
 interesting if either St. Peter or St. Paul were laid.

In 1912 - The British passenger liner RMS Titanic hits
 an iceberg in the North Atlantic at 23:40 (sinks morning of
 April 15th). ~ Apologies if this spoils the movie for you.

In 1927 - The first Volvo car premieres in Gothenburg,
 Sweden. ~ The English-speaking world was outraged
 as they mis-pronounced the car name as "Vulva".

In 1956 - In Chicago, videotape is first demonstrated.
 ~ The barely known film "Charlette Does Chicago" was
shown, eventually leading to Debbie doing something in Dallas.
Good morning, Flip.  On the bright side, the people on the Titanic probably got an automatic extension on filing their tax returns.
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #186 on: April 14, 2015, 10:54:26 AM »



Good morning Raz. I saw your note on the stands, once they are done you guys can all pick some out and we can organize some trades-or you can just buy em.

Will there be a discount or FREE shipping coupon? You know how we are.  ;D
GFY too!!
Well damn did you sleep with Fish last night or something?
It's Tuesday right?!?
YEah, so I guess it would be appropriate for you to sleep with Fish.
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #187 on: April 14, 2015, 10:55:22 AM »

Man, Dean could have a field day here.  Having the State Librarians Conference and there are unattached fat women wandering around downtown and available by the droves
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #188 on: April 14, 2015, 10:55:24 AM »



Good morning Raz. I saw your note on the stands, once they are done you guys can all pick some out and we can organize some trades-or you can just buy em.

Will there be a discount or FREE shipping coupon? You know how we are.  ;D
GFY too!!
Well damn did you sleep with Fish last night or something?
It's Tuesday right?!?
YEah, so I guess it would be appropriate for you to sleep with Fish.
Is this another line from the Godfather?
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #189 on: April 14, 2015, 10:56:57 AM »

Stopping at Home Depot on the way home today to buy a lawnmower then taking the day off tomorrow to get caught up on the yard and pool work before it starts raining on Thursday for the weekend.   Jeez we need rain but does it have to come only on weekends????  I am a yard man now, perhaps the only one in the county that speaks english.  Weather forecast for tomorrow is wonderful, hope it turns to reality.   Sunny with a high in the low 80's.
choo are not the only one, I speak the english,
but with a Jersey Accent.
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #190 on: April 14, 2015, 10:57:14 AM »

Man, Dean could have a field day here.  Having the State Librarians Conference and there are unattached fat women wondering around downtown and available by the droves
I don't think he prefers the full-figured lady.  Issues, yes.  But not the eating disorder issues.
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #191 on: April 14, 2015, 10:57:18 AM »

Hey guys, Dean's chaffed penis here. Pheewwww, is that guy horny! You should see what he does with me and what he sticks me into, I had to get away for a minute...Partagas Black lit here. The poor testicles are used like speed bags, I told them I'd bring back an ice pack. Gotta go, he's looking for his phone
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #192 on: April 14, 2015, 10:59:38 AM »


Good morning Raz. I saw your note on the stands, once they are done you guys can all pick some out and we can organize some trades-or you can just buy em.

Will there be a discount or FREE shipping coupon? You know how we are.  ;D
GFY too!!

Is that the code? Is it case sensitive?

Wait, this one works... COCKREST15
Extra 17% off with BEANSWOODYHOLER
This one's Tiger Maple, as you can see it can handle larger ring guages
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #193 on: April 14, 2015, 11:00:26 AM »

Hey guys, Dean's chaffed penis here. Pheewwww, is that guy horny! You should see what he does with me and what he sticks me into, I had to get away for a minute...Partagas Black lit here. The poor testicles are used like speed bags, I told them I'd bring back an ice pack. Gotta go, he's looking for his phone
LOL!  My penis is living vicariously through you.
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Re: 4/14/2015
« Reply #194 on: April 14, 2015, 11:01:44 AM »

morning guys, EPC 2nd robusto and coffee going here. bikerlady still sleeping, going to make a 15 egg casserole when she gets up with a loaf of toasted rye bread and hash browns. brewing another pot of coffee and will decide in a third cigar before taking bikerlady to the verizon store to sign her up on my plan, just for the first month until she gets on her feet. heading to home depot after that to get materials to re-roof my neighbors place, plant a garden, build a gazebo them grab an early lunch before heading to a meeting. bbl
First Florida gazebo, Dean is settled in for sure!  Gonna make it a double?
trying to help a bit and get back in the landlady's good favor plus you know me, can't keep still
Not his first Deadbeat phone user though.
bikerlady up, have to go. maybe it was my penis hitting her forehead that woke her? bbl
More like your penis filling in for your brain.
Oh boy, I work for 10 minutes and all hell breaks loose?
Just switched over to the Deanism Of The Dayl but of course he ran out the door quick so all is calm again.
Come on, guys, Tony is pulling your collective legs.  Funny schitt there, Mr. Mayor.
He is a funny guy
but that was not the discussed plan, I think i know who dogbryant is....
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