DirectTV launches an ad campaign featuring Rob Lowe as himself and as various scumbag alter egos to illustrate DirectTV's claims of better picture quality and broader offerings. Apparently they can't count at DirectTV, and they can at Comcast (I'm shocked, but there it is). Comcast appeals to the Better Business Bureau, who also apparently can count. The BBB's National Advertising Division tells DirectTV to pull their ads.
The best part about this story is that the BBB obviously has at least one NAD. Rob Lowe seems to still be dickless.