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[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Fixed it

It still very much does.

You mean, in the right (or left) hands, a petite corona smokes just fine.

It's not about the RG.

[CigarGuy87]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Fixed it

It still very much does.

You mean, in the right (or left) hands, a petite corona smokes just fine.

It's not about the RG.

CHEESE WHEEL!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Which are?

A gentlemen never jerks and tells.  Plus I'm a frequent urinater.

Thanks we needed to know that.

[Travellin Dave]

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[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Which are?

A gentlemen never jerks and tells.  Plus I'm a frequent urinater.

Thanks we needed to know that.

Tell your boys not to ask the questions you don't want answers to.  Just sayin'.

[Travellin Dave]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Which are?

A gentlemen never jerks and tells.  Plus I'm a frequent urinater.

Thanks we needed to know that.

And of course gentlemen are in short supply around these parts.

[BackyardSmoker]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Which are?

A gentlemen never jerks and tells.  Plus I'm a frequent urinater.

Thanks we needed to know that.

And of course gentlemen are in short supply around these parts.

Haha. Short supply... good one, Dave.

[CigarGuy87]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Which are?

A gentlemen never jerks and tells.  Plus I'm a frequent urinater.

Thanks we needed to know that.

Tell your boys not to ask the questions you don't want answers to.  Just sayin'.

Roof roof!        

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Fixed it

It still very much does.

You mean, in the right (or left) hands, a petite corona smokes just fine.

It's not about the RG.

Thank god!

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Which are?

A gentlemen never jerks and tells.  Plus I'm a frequent urinater.

Thanks we needed to know that.

Tell your boys not to ask the questions you don't want answers to.  Just sayin'.

Roof roof!        

Make sure you add 'pot-stirrer' to your resume.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Which are?

A gentlemen never jerks and tells.  Plus I'm a frequent urinater.

Thanks we needed to know that.

Tell your boys not to ask the questions you don't want answers to.  Just sayin'.

Roof roof!        

Yeh Boyz don't be asking Tony why he is walking around the office on Good Friday with his dick in his hand.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Time to get serious about lunch.

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Which are?

A gentlemen never jerks and tells.  Plus I'm a frequent urinater.

Thanks we needed to know that.

Tell your boys not to ask the questions you don't want answers to.  Just sayin'.

Roof roof!        

Yeh Boyz don't be asking Tony why he is walking around the office on Good Friday with his dick in his hand.

Good advice for any day of the year, really.

[CigarGuy87]

Time to get serious about lunch.

I see TBell in my future - meeting some former coworkers for lunch.

[CigarGuy87]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Which are?

A gentlemen never jerks and tells.  Plus I'm a frequent urinater.

Thanks we needed to know that.

Tell your boys not to ask the questions you don't want answers to.  Just sayin'.

Roof roof!        

Make sure you add 'pot-stirrer' to your resume.

"Willing to ask the difficult questions."