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[CigarGuy87]

No Andy Griffith on this morning, Fuk'n TV Commies.

Golf is on in a couple of hours, so that's the good part!

[BackyardSmoker]

these Red Corojo's look interesting.

$2.50 a stick plus "cedar, leather, nuts, and black pepper - Medium to full-bodied - Cuban-esque, and buttery smooth...this thing's got it all."  I'll pass but hope they are giving this one away at CF this year.

Is buttery smooth in the same realm as gobs of flavor? Then yes, it has it all.

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

I was going to make a similar comment, but didn't, since it's not Tuesday.

[BackyardSmoker]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

I was going to make a similar comment, but didn't, since it's not Tuesday.

All is fair in self deprecation.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

[CigarGuy87]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves served my needs.

Fixed it

[Travellin Dave]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Which are?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Fixed it

It still very much does.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Damn, dozed back off again.

[CigarGuy87]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Fixed it

It still very much does.

LALTS!

[BackyardSmoker]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Fixed it

It still very much does.

You mean, in the right (or left) hands, a petite corona smokes just fine.

[CigarGuy87]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Which are?

Ferocious masturbation...DUH!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos. A happy Good Friday to you.

What's up, Bret?

The price of cigars. My DGAF quotient. How much I wish I was still in bed. The usual. What's up with you, T?

Just my penis.

Don't you feel a little odd walking around the office like that? Sounds like an HR incident in the making.

Sorry to say that it's hardly noticeable.

Ahhh. So, everyone's just disappointed then.

Not at all.  It serves my needs.

Which are?

A gentlemen never jerks and tells.  Plus I'm a frequent urinater.

[Travellin Dave]

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