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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #300 on: March 13, 2015, 05:12:18 PM »

I'm gonna head on home and grab a quick smoke on the way.  Later, fellas.

See ya, Tony!
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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #301 on: March 13, 2015, 05:13:40 PM »


Robot hookers and haptic whores—the future of sex is now.
Is that The Real Doll?  I never heard of it!
Doug Hines, owner and designer of TrueCompanion, unveils Roxxxy, a prototype of what Hines says is the world’s first female sex robot.
Might get one to remind the Warden she does not hold all the cards anymore. ;D
At $7K per, buy three and kick the warden to the curb.  You'll be money ahead, even with the cost of the divorce and alimony.
That would be quite the 4way,


*knock-knock* "Shaun?  What are you doing in there?"

"Programming!"

A new interface port!  ;)
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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #302 on: March 13, 2015, 05:17:06 PM »

Robot hookers and haptic whores—the future of sex is now.
Is that The Real Doll?  I never heard of it!
Doug Hines, owner and designer of TrueCompanion, unveils Roxxxy, a prototype of what Hines says is the world’s first female sex robot.

"According to Douglas Hines, Roxxxy garnered about 4,000 pre-orders shortly after its AEE reveal in 2010. However, to date, no actual customers have ever surfaced with a Roxxxy doll, and the public has remained skeptical that any commercial Roxxxy dolls have ever been produced."

Actually, they were produced, but owners complained they were charging up credit cards, crashing the car, and calling at work.  So they were returned to the factory.
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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #303 on: March 13, 2015, 05:17:35 PM »

Robot hookers and haptic whores—the future of sex is now.
Is that The Real Doll?  I never heard of it!

Does it have a hose attachment for easy clean up.
Programable auto-clean cycle?
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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #304 on: March 13, 2015, 05:18:07 PM »


Robot hookers and haptic whores—the future of sex is now.
Is that The Real Doll?  I never heard of it!
Doug Hines, owner and designer of TrueCompanion, unveils Roxxxy, a prototype of what Hines says is the world’s first female sex robot.
Might get one to remind the Warden she does not hold all the cards anymore. ;D
At $7K per, buy three and kick the warden to the curb.  You'll be money ahead, even with the cost of the divorce and alimony.
That would be quite the 4way,


*knock-knock* "Shaun?  What are you doing in there?"

"Programming!"

A new interface port!  ;)
Just a later version of the old Palm device.
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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #305 on: March 13, 2015, 05:19:23 PM »

Robot hookers and haptic whores—the future of sex is now.
Is that The Real Doll?  I never heard of it!
Doug Hines, owner and designer of TrueCompanion, unveils Roxxxy, a prototype of what Hines says is the world’s first female sex robot.

"According to Douglas Hines, Roxxxy garnered about 4,000 pre-orders shortly after its AEE reveal in 2010. However, to date, no actual customers have ever surfaced with a Roxxxy doll, and the public has remained skeptical that any commercial Roxxxy dolls have ever been produced."

Actually, they were produced, but owners complained they were charging up credit cards, crashing the car, and calling at work.  So they were returned to the factory.
Too realistic.
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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #306 on: March 13, 2015, 05:21:43 PM »

Robot hookers and haptic whores—the future of sex is now.
Is that The Real Doll?  I never heard of it!

Does it have a hose attachment for easy clean up.
Programable auto-clean cycle?
Auto-douche.
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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #307 on: March 13, 2015, 05:28:25 PM »

Okay, fellas. Time to roll. Everyone have a great weekend.
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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #308 on: March 13, 2015, 05:28:59 PM »

Robot hookers and haptic whores—the future of sex is now.
Is that The Real Doll?  I never heard of it!

Does it have a hose attachment for easy clean up.
Programable auto-clean cycle?
Auto-douche.
Indeed.
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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #309 on: March 13, 2015, 05:29:33 PM »

Okay, fellas. Time to roll. Everyone have a great weekend.

and Shaun, put your review info on the calender event.  8)
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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #310 on: March 13, 2015, 05:30:29 PM »

Okay, fellas. Time to roll. Everyone have a great weekend.

and Shaun, put your review info on the calender event.  8)

Posts still count...
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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #311 on: March 13, 2015, 05:30:46 PM »

Okay, fellas. Time to roll. Everyone have a great weekend.

and Shaun, put your review info on the calender event.  8)

Posts still count...

Every one.
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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #312 on: March 13, 2015, 05:31:37 PM »

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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #313 on: March 13, 2015, 05:35:03 PM »

Okay, fellas. Time to roll. Everyone have a great weekend.
Enjoy, I will be passing through your area on Sunday.
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Re: 3/13/2015
« Reply #314 on: March 13, 2015, 05:50:56 PM »

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