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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #120 on: March 12, 2015, 11:49:57 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
My wife only talks to me to annoy me.  She asked me are you buying the beer for the corned beef and cabbage dinner that we are giving on Sunday? My answer was Yes, and I will pick up the rest of the food for that too. I walk in last night with two bags of potatoes, some heads of cabbage, Irish soda bread, and I get screamed at that she bought cabbage, carrot & potatoes today, why did I buy anything else.  I effing remind her, that I told her I was getting everything, why did she buy stuff!  they don't listen, and they are happiest complaining.  told her that if she couldn't complain and bitch, she would be mute.  Also just once asked if she would talk to me with the nice voice he uses with strangers and her friends on the phone.  It annoys me that me and Gabrielle are mostly to be screamed at.  So no Tony, it is not just your wife.   (edit)
Jayzus.  Is there anyone here who's not married to a raging bitch shrew? All y'all are breakin' my heart.
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #121 on: March 12, 2015, 11:50:05 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
My wife only talks to me to annoy me.  She asked me are you buying the beer for the corned beef and cabbage dinner that we are giving on Sunday? My answer was Yes, and I will pick up the rest of the food for that too. I walk in last night with two bags of potatoes, some heads of cabbage, Irish soda bread, and I get screamed at that she bought cabbage, carrot & potatoes today, why did I buy anything else.  I effing remind her, that I told her I was getting everything, why did she buy stuff!  they don't listen, and they are happiest complaining.  told her that if she couldn't complain and bitch, she would be mute.  Also just once asked if she would talk to me with the nice voice he uses with strangers and her friends on the phone.  It annoys me that me and Gabrielle are mostly to be screamed at.  So no Tony, it is not just your wife.   (edit)
My wife never complains, yells at me or calls me at work.    ;)
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #122 on: March 12, 2015, 11:51:37 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Maybe she's pregnant
Impossible.  And I'll just leave it at that.
Sheesh, 4 posts in a row...PW!  ;)
You doing fish math again?  GFY!
In his defense, he probably dozed-off
Weened myself off of coffee, usually get a nice caffeine headache around this time or shortly after lunch, but I've been cutting it out of my diet.
What's next, cigars and beer?  What's your point?
Wean yourself off of asparagus instead, if you must wean.
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #123 on: March 12, 2015, 11:51:40 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
My wife only talks to me to annoy me.  She asked me are you buying the beer for the corned beef and cabbage dinner that we are giving on Sunday? My answer was Yes, and I will pick up the rest of the food for that too. I walk in last night with two bags of potatoes, some heads of cabbage, Irish soda bread, and I get screamed at that she bought cabbage, carrot & potatoes today, why did I buy anything else.  I effing remind her, that I told her I was getting everything, why did she buy stuff!  they don't listen, and they are happiest complaining.  told her that if she couldn't complain and bitch, she would be mute.  Also just once asked if she would talk to me with the nice voice he uses with strangers and her friends on the phone.  It annoys me that me and Gabrielle are mostly to be screamed at.  So no Tony, it is not just your wife.   (edit)
My wife never complains, yells at me or calls me at work.    ;)
Just to be clear...do you have a wife?
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #124 on: March 12, 2015, 11:52:14 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Maybe she's pregnant
Impossible.  And I'll just leave it at that.
Sheesh, 4 posts in a row...PW!  ;)
You doing fish math again?  GFY!
Ohh shit, FML!  Got Raz confused for Tony, sorry Raz!!!   :D
I'm gonna cut you a break - this time.  Next time I use for target practice with my new pistol.
LALTS!  Never again, still feel bad about it!
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #125 on: March 12, 2015, 11:52:52 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Maybe she's pregnant
Impossible.  And I'll just leave it at that.
Sheesh, 4 posts in a row...PW!  ;)
You doing fish math again?  GFY!
In his defense, he probably dozed-off
Weened myself off of coffee, usually get a nice caffeine headache around this time or shortly after lunch, but I've been cutting it out of my diet.
What's next, cigars and beer?  What's your point?
Wean yourself off of asparagus instead, if you must wean.
Just saying I have been a little sleepy without my usual perk or 2 of coffee!
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #126 on: March 12, 2015, 11:53:31 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
My wife only talks to me to annoy me.  She asked me are you buying the beer for the corned beef and cabbage dinner that we are giving on Sunday? My answer was Yes, and I will pick up the rest of the food for that too. I walk in last night with two bags of potatoes, some heads of cabbage, Irish soda bread, and I get screamed at that she bought cabbage, carrot & potatoes today, why did I buy anything else.  I effing remind her, that I told her I was getting everything, why did she buy stuff!  they don't listen, and they are happiest complaining.  told her that if she couldn't complain and bitch, she would be mute.  Also just once asked if she would talk to me with the nice voice he uses with strangers and her friends on the phone.  It annoys me that me and Gabrielle are mostly to be screamed at.  So no Tony, it is not just your wife.   (edit)
My wife never complains, yells at me or calls me at work.    ;)
Just to be clear...do you have a wife?
Well.....not anymore....
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #127 on: March 12, 2015, 11:53:56 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
My wife only talks to me to annoy me.  She asked me are you buying the beer for the corned beef and cabbage dinner that we are giving on Sunday? My answer was Yes, and I will pick up the rest of the food for that too. I walk in last night with two bags of potatoes, some heads of cabbage, Irish soda bread, and I get screamed at that she bought cabbage, carrot & potatoes today, why did I buy anything else.  I effing remind her, that I told her I was getting everything, why did she buy stuff!  they don't listen, and they are happiest complaining.  told her that if she couldn't complain and bitch, she would be mute.  Also just once asked if she would talk to me with the nice voice he uses with strangers and her friends on the phone.  It annoys me that me and Gabrielle are mostly to be screamed at.  So no Tony, it is not just your wife.   (edit)
My wife never complains, yells at me or calls me at work.    ;)
Ditto, as of last Monday  ;)
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #128 on: March 12, 2015, 11:55:22 AM »

Good morning, Chip.  I'm driving to the NJ office today so less posts from me too.
Let's meet at Nik's Wunderbar on Rt22, they have Grapefruit Sculpin on tap
Are we really doing this?
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #129 on: March 12, 2015, 11:55:49 AM »

Good morning, Chip.  I'm driving to the NJ office today so less posts from me too.
Let's meet at Nik's Wunderbar on Rt22, they have Grapefruit Sculpin on tap
Are we really doing this?
Ohh god I need to try that beer!
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #130 on: March 12, 2015, 11:56:12 AM »

Ok, off to lunch in a few - catch ya'll after I get some Applebees!
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #131 on: March 12, 2015, 11:56:39 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
My wife only talks to me to annoy me.  She asked me are you buying the beer for the corned beef and cabbage dinner that we are giving on Sunday? My answer was Yes, and I will pick up the rest of the food for that too. I walk in last night with two bags of potatoes, some heads of cabbage, Irish soda bread, and I get screamed at that she bought cabbage, carrot & potatoes today, why did I buy anything else.  I effing remind her, that I told her I was getting everything, why did she buy stuff!  they don't listen, and they are happiest complaining.  told her that if she couldn't complain and bitch, she would be mute.  Also just once asked if she would talk to me with the nice voice he uses with strangers and her friends on the phone.  It annoys me that me and Gabrielle are mostly to be screamed at.  So no Tony, it is not just your wife.   (edit)
Jayzus.  Is there anyone here who's not married to a raging bitch shrew? All y'all are breakin' my heart.
NJDave.
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #132 on: March 12, 2015, 12:01:18 PM »

Ok, off to lunch in a few - catch ya'll after I get some Applebees!
you are gainfully unemployed, unless you are filling out an employment
application, and are planning what flare to put on your suspenders at Applebees,
you may want to reconsider, and start making lunch at home.  You will save gas,
money and tips.   what do you expect from a guy who gets his oil changes at the car dealership!
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #133 on: March 12, 2015, 12:03:49 PM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
My wife only talks to me to annoy me.  She asked me are you buying the beer for the corned beef and cabbage dinner that we are giving on Sunday? My answer was Yes, and I will pick up the rest of the food for that too. I walk in last night with two bags of potatoes, some heads of cabbage, Irish soda bread, and I get screamed at that she bought cabbage, carrot & potatoes today, why did I buy anything else.  I effing remind her, that I told her I was getting everything, why did she buy stuff!  they don't listen, and they are happiest complaining.  told her that if she couldn't complain and bitch, she would be mute.  Also just once asked if she would talk to me with the nice voice he uses with strangers and her friends on the phone.  It annoys me that me and Gabrielle are mostly to be screamed at.  So no Tony, it is not just your wife.   (edit)
My wife never complains, yells at me or calls me at work.    ;)
Ditto, as of last Monday  ;)
did you tell her you are going to see that sexy waitress at Applebee's?   ::)
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #134 on: March 12, 2015, 12:19:48 PM »

you are gainfully unemployed, unless you are filling out an employment
application, and are planning what flare to put on your suspenders at Applebees,
you may want to reconsider, and start making lunch at home.  You will save gas,
money and tips.   what do you expect from a guy who gets his oil changes at the car dealership!

Flip-----There are a lot of people out there who are much better off NOT doing it themselves.  I know guys that can F/U an anvil with a rubber hammer.
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