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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #105 on: March 12, 2015, 11:16:55 AM »

Good morning everyone!  Checking nautical inventory, the Dania Marine Flea Market starts today, going with a couple other Merck retirees tomorrow.
good morning, have fun, try not to buy a boat...
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #106 on: March 12, 2015, 11:17:42 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Maybe she's pregnant
Impossible.  And I'll just leave it at that.
Sheesh, 4 posts in a row...PW!  ;)
You doing fish math again?  GFY!
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #107 on: March 12, 2015, 11:19:05 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Maybe she's pregnant
Impossible.  And I'll just leave it at that.
Sheesh, 4 posts in a row...PW!  ;)
You doing fish math again?  GFY!
Ohh shit, FML!  Got Raz confused for Tony, sorry Raz!!!   :D
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #108 on: March 12, 2015, 11:25:17 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
My wife only talks to me to annoy me.  She asked me are you buying the beer for the corned beef and cabbage dinner that we are giving on Sunday? My answer was Yes, and I will pick up the rest of the food for that too. I walk in last night with two bags of potatoes, some heads of cabbage, Irish soda bread, and I get screamed at that she bought cabbage, carrot & potatoes today, why did I buy anything else.  I effing remind her, that I told her I was getting everything, why did she buy stuff!  they don't listen, and they are happiest complaining.  told her that if she couldn't complain and bitch, she would be mute.  Also just once asked if she would talk to me with the nice voice he uses with strangers and her friends on the phone.  It annoys me that me and Gabrielle are mostly to be screamed at.  So no Tony, it is not just your wife.   (edit)
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #109 on: March 12, 2015, 11:28:46 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Maybe she's pregnant
Impossible.  And I'll just leave it at that.
Sheesh, 4 posts in a row...PW!  ;)
You doing fish math again?  GFY!
In his defense, he probably dozed-off
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #110 on: March 12, 2015, 11:33:38 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Maybe she's pregnant
Impossible.  And I'll just leave it at that.
Sheesh, 4 posts in a row...PW!  ;)
You doing fish math again?  GFY!
In his defense, he probably dozed-off
Weened myself off of coffee, usually get a nice caffeine headache around this time or shortly after lunch, but I've been cutting it out of my diet.
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #111 on: March 12, 2015, 11:35:46 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Maybe she's pregnant
Impossible.  And I'll just leave it at that.
Sheesh, 4 posts in a row...PW!  ;)
You doing fish math again?  GFY!
In his defense, he probably dozed-off
Because he's an unemployed slacker?  That's not very nice.  You should apologize.
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #112 on: March 12, 2015, 11:36:30 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Maybe she's pregnant
Impossible.  And I'll just leave it at that.
Sheesh, 4 posts in a row...PW!  ;)
You doing fish math again?  GFY!
In his defense, he probably dozed-off
Because he's an unemployed slacker?  That's not very nice.  You should apologize.
Damnit Fish, you bastige!
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #113 on: March 12, 2015, 11:37:17 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
My wife only talks to me to annoy me.  She asked me are you buying the beer for the corned beef and cabbage dinner that we are giving on Sunday? My answer was Yes, and I will pick up the rest of the food for that too. I walk in last night with two bags of potatoes, some heads of cabbage, Irish soda bread, and I get screamed at that she bought cabbage, carrot & potatoes today, why did I buy anything else.  I effing remind her, that I told her I was getting everything, why did she buy stuff!  they don't listen, and they are happiest complaining.  told her that if she couldn't complain and bitch, she would be mute.  Also just once asked if she would talk to me with the nice voice he uses with strangers and her friends on the phone.  It annoys me that me and Gabrielle are mostly to be screamed at.  So no Tony, it is not just your wife.   (edit)
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #114 on: March 12, 2015, 11:43:25 AM »

Morning Chip, Dave, Biebs, Mr. Mayor and Yellow Star.
Good morning, CADave.
Homeward bound tonight.  ;D
For your sake, I'm sorry to hear that
Not so bad, son #2 will be home for a week.  Will be glad to see him (for as much as he is around)
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #115 on: March 12, 2015, 11:45:18 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Maybe she's pregnant
Impossible.  And I'll just leave it at that.
Sheesh, 4 posts in a row...PW!  ;)
You doing fish math again?  GFY!
Ohh shit, FML!  Got Raz confused for Tony, sorry Raz!!!   :D
I'm gonna cut you a break - this time.  Next time I use for target practice with my new pistol.
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #116 on: March 12, 2015, 11:46:11 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
My wife only talks to me to annoy me.  She asked me are you buying the beer for the corned beef and cabbage dinner that we are giving on Sunday? My answer was Yes, and I will pick up the rest of the food for that too. I walk in last night with two bags of potatoes, some heads of cabbage, Irish soda bread, and I get screamed at that she bought cabbage, carrot & potatoes today, why did I buy anything else.  I effing remind her, that I told her I was getting everything, why did she buy stuff!  they don't listen, and they are happiest complaining.  told her that if she couldn't complain and bitch, she would be mute.  Also just once asked if she would talk to me with the nice voice he uses with strangers and her friends on the phone.  It annoys me that me and Gabrielle are mostly to be screamed at.  So no Tony, it is not just your wife.   (edit)
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Yeah, these guys on here who have pleasant wives, they don't know what it
is like to be married to the northern New Jersey variety of wife. When we were keeping company
we could do no wrong.  After a year or three of marraige, they started to subtly change.  after 15 years or more,
it's amazing we no longer can do anything right.  the Staten Island variety of ex-wife is even trickier. 
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #117 on: March 12, 2015, 11:46:57 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Maybe she's pregnant
Impossible.  And I'll just leave it at that.
Sheesh, 4 posts in a row...PW!  ;)
You doing fish math again?  GFY!
In his defense, he probably dozed-off
Because he's an unemployed slacker?  That's not very nice.  You should apologize.
Slacker?  I'm a slacker.  He's a lazy-ass bastard.
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #118 on: March 12, 2015, 11:47:23 AM »

Good morning everyone!  Checking nautical inventory, the Dania Marine Flea Market starts today, going with a couple other Merck retirees tomorrow.
Looking for anything in particular or going to just walk around the "stuff"?
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Re: 3/12/2015
« Reply #119 on: March 12, 2015, 11:48:11 AM »

Does anyone else get phone calls at work from their spouses with  the sole purpose of antagonizing the shit out of you?  My wife needs a fucking job because she has way too much time on her hands and housework is obviously not fulfilling her.  If you could only see the fumes that our coming out of my ears right now.  FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Maybe she's pregnant
Impossible.  And I'll just leave it at that.
Sheesh, 4 posts in a row...PW!  ;)
You doing fish math again?  GFY!
Ohh shit, FML!  Got Raz confused for Tony, sorry Raz!!!   :D
Damn!  You going to take that from him Raz?
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