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[Travellin Dave]

I fell asleep with the tv on when I went to bed last night.  It was on the science channel, and they were showing UFO and Aliens all night.  I woke up in the middle of the night, and scared to death of those little gray big eyed moon men.  I had to get up and search the house before I could go back to sleep. I'm sure that happens to all you guys too..!  Don't you hate it when that happens...?

you do know, most of what you see on the the TV, isn't real don't you?  Unless you are watching the news, that is, unless it's FOX news.

And then only if it is not Giraldo Rivera, Jaun Williams, Kirsten Powers or Bob Beckel.

At least Geraldo showed there was nothing in Al Capone's vault.  I was hoping some 80 year old flappers would come out of there...!

Not interested in 80 year old flappers.  (TWHS)

You will when your 90...

When my 90 what?  No seriously, I hope I die first.

We went to my uncles 100 birthday party, and while my wife was standing behind him, he tried to feel her up.

He was looking for a USB port?

+1

[Bad Dad]

It's time to feed the wife... bbl...

[A Friend of Charlie]

It's time to feed the wife... bbl...

I'm picturing her in a cage.  Anyone else?

[SLY]

It's time to feed the wife... bbl...

I'm picturing her in a cage.  Anyone else?

Spiked black patent leather collar, leash.

[SLY]

I fell asleep with the tv on when I went to bed last night.  It was on the science channel, and they were showing UFO and Aliens all night.  I woke up in the middle of the night, and scared to death of those little gray big eyed moon men.  I had to get up and search the house before I could go back to sleep. I'm sure that happens to all you guys too..!  Don't you hate it when that happens...?

you do know, most of what you see on the the TV, isn't real don't you?  Unless you are watching the news, that is, unless it's FOX news.

And then only if it is not Giraldo Rivera, Jaun Williams, Kirsten Powers or Bob Beckel.

At least Geraldo showed there was nothing in Al Capone's vault.  I was hoping some 80 year old flappers would come out of there...!

Not interested in 80 year old flappers.  (TWHS)

You will when your 90...

When my 90 what?  No seriously, I hope I die first.

We went to my uncles 100 birthday party, and while my wife was standing behind him, he tried to feel her up.

He was looking for a USB port?

+1

This has got to be one of the funniest string of posts ... ever ... veers to right, then the left, then up ... hilarious punch line.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Hi SLY.  Always great to see you.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I fell asleep with the tv on when I went to bed last night.  It was on the science channel, and they were showing UFO and Aliens all night.  I woke up in the middle of the night, and scared to death of those little gray big eyed moon men.  I had to get up and search the house before I could go back to sleep. I'm sure that happens to all you guys too..!  Don't you hate it when that happens...?

you do know, most of what you see on the the TV, isn't real don't you?  Unless you are watching the news, that is, unless it's FOX news.

And then only if it is not Giraldo Rivera, Jaun Williams, Kirsten Powers or Bob Beckel.

At least Geraldo showed there was nothing in Al Capone's vault.  I was hoping some 80 year old flappers would come out of there...!

Not interested in 80 year old flappers.  (TWHS)

You will when your 90...

When my 90 what?  No seriously, I hope I die first.

Only good Geraldo show was when somebody busted a chair over his head.

[South Carolina Redfish]

It's time to feed the wife... bbl...

I'm picturing her in a cage.  Anyone else?

+1

[razgueado]

It's time to feed the wife... bbl...

I'm picturing her in a cage.  Anyone else?

I'm avoiding the picture altogether.

[South Carolina Redfish]

60 degrees and sunny, enjoying an Espinosa and a Beer Camp.  Both Great!

[South Carolina Redfish]

It's time to feed the wife... bbl...

I'm picturing her in a cage.  Anyone else?

I'm avoiding the picture altogether.

It ain't pretty!

[SLY]

Went and grabbed lunch at local McDonalds, two filet of fish for $4, if I wanted one it would have been $4.19! Mother didn't raise any dumb kids that lived.

Haven't had a McFiletOFish in a looooong time.  Howdy, Flip.

hey Tony, you getting ready for your trip downstairs yet, or have they fixed the elevators....

I think he has to start warming up.

They are bringing in a power chair lift for him.

I love McDonalds fish sandwich...  You know, we can't find the frozen fish squares in the grocery stores any more, so we can't make fish sandwich's at home anymore.

OK if you can't find the frozen fish squares, i'm going to give you the benefit of my high school geometry education to help you out.  Put one fish stick rectangle, next to another one, lining up the long sides next to each other, on the bun.  if it looks like the Letter "T" or a long Letter "I", you have done it wrong.  if it looks kinda square, congratulations.   real fish fillet portions, which are batter dipped and fried, will work as well, but they will be annoyingly "fish shaped".  I don't want to even know where you are getting square rolls from to begin with.

We used to be able to buy the same fish squares like they use at McDonalds.  The fish stick seem to be more breading and less fish.  If I wanted good fish, I'd have to stop being lazy and buy some cod from the deli and some Golden Dip Fish Fry to bread it with. yummy...!

there is your big mistake - I get bologna, roast beef, pastrami, and turkey & cheese at the deli or deli counter.  try getting your fish at a fish market, or a fish counter in a supermarket.  up North, we get deli stuff, from our delicatessen's!   

Pasta with white clam sauce for me today.

Local parish has fish fry dinner followed by The Stations of the Cross ... they say they use flounder (real non-Chinese fish!) ... my parish has soup and bread, followed by the Stations ... the idea is you're doing penance, and offering up as a donation for the meal, what it would cost if you went out or ate at home ... the money goes to a worthy charity (Food for the Poor or something similar).  One time they had broccoli cheddar which was unbelievably tasty ... didn't feel like a sacrifice at all ... they said they used the Panera recipe.  Delicious.  Meatless Italian Wedding soup with faux meatballs ... pretty good also ... but usually pretty plain ... which is okay ... one day a week ... one meal a week ... BIG sacrifice!!!

[South Carolina Redfish]

for Oyam18

18 + 3!

I saw that fishmath.   

that's what the modify button is for....

I made a conscious decision to allow the modify.  Always pissed me off on CI's site that I can't do that.

Modify is one of the two best features so you can fix things the autocorrect fuct up.  Other top thing is posting pictures, despite a few of them.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Went and grabbed lunch at local McDonalds, two filet of fish for $4, if I wanted one it would have been $4.19! Mother didn't raise any dumb kids that lived.

Haven't had a McFiletOFish in a looooong time.  Howdy, Flip.

hey Tony, you getting ready for your trip downstairs yet, or have they fixed the elevators....

I think he has to start warming up.

They are bringing in a power chair lift for him.

I love McDonalds fish sandwich...  You know, we can't find the frozen fish squares in the grocery stores any more, so we can't make fish sandwich's at home anymore.

OK if you can't find the frozen fish squares, i'm going to give you the benefit of my high school geometry education to help you out.  Put one fish stick rectangle, next to another one, lining up the long sides next to each other, on the bun.  if it looks like the Letter "T" or a long Letter "I", you have done it wrong.  if it looks kinda square, congratulations.   real fish fillet portions, which are batter dipped and fried, will work as well, but they will be annoyingly "fish shaped".  I don't want to even know where you are getting square rolls from to begin with.

We used to be able to buy the same fish squares like they use at McDonalds.  The fish stick seem to be more breading and less fish.  If I wanted good fish, I'd have to stop being lazy and buy some cod from the deli and some Golden Dip Fish Fry to bread it with. yummy...!

there is your big mistake - I get bologna, roast beef, pastrami, and turkey & cheese at the deli or deli counter.  try getting your fish at a fish market, or a fish counter in a supermarket.  up North, we get deli stuff, from our delicatessen's!   

Pasta with white clam sauce for me today.

Local parish has fish fry dinner followed by The Stations of the Cross ... they say they use flounder (real non-Chinese fish!) ... my parish has soup and bread, followed by the Stations ... the idea is you're doing penance, and offering up as a donation for the meal, what it would cost if you went out or ate at home ... the money goes to a worthy charity (Food for the Poor or something similar).  One time they had broccoli cheddar which was unbelievably tasty ... didn't feel like a sacrifice at all ... they said they used the Panera recipe.  Delicious.  Meatless Italian Wedding soup with faux meatballs ... pretty good also ... but usually pretty plain ... which is okay ... one day a week ... one meal a week ... BIG sacrifice!!!

Hah, Panera Soups are made in a huge commercial food processing plant in Springfield, MO and shipped out frozen under many different names.

[SLY]

Hi SLY.  Always great to see you.

Hi Tony!  Turned into a really nice day, once the sun was out for awhile and warmed things up (in the sunshine,not shade).  Hallelujah ... I just got the e-mail notification sent out to those on the CFest Friday waiting list ... didn't wait to leave the supermarket, I called the rep right away and secured two tickets for my blind CiL, Gene, and myself, and a hat for Gene.  Yippee ... I'm now kosher/legit for CFest.  My friend, Dave (VA Dave we'll call him), who drove last year, had scored his ticket on the original sale day.  So, we're looking forward to "seeing" you guys last year.  Gene, had such a blast, that within a short period of time, he was talking about wanting to return for 2015.  You guys treated him so nicely ... I want to thank you, Charlie, Mike, Kirpal, everyone who was friendly to him ... he's got great friends at home in the Baltimore area that he herfs with on a regular basis and you guys made him feel right at home.