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[Threebean]

Good morning boys and girls....!!!

Morning BD. Out of the dog house?

Buddy, I'm out of the dog house and right into the shit house...  If I could only learn the trick of knowing how to make myself happy and forget about everyone else's happiness, I'd be ok. 

Funny, when I'm in the dog house it's usually because I was totally focused on my own happiness.  When I'm in the shit house, it's usually because my happiness involved other women.

If I do something wrong, I'm in trouble.  If I do something right, I'm in trouble.  If I don't do anything at all, I'm in trouble.  I figure if I ever ran for a political office, I'd run on the platform to bring back the time when slapping women was ok.  And not just your wife, any that's causing grief out in public.  Sort of like that scene in Airplain where the people start lining up to slap some sense into that one woman..

BD for president!  Can't do any worse, that's for sure.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Good morning boys and girls....!!!

Morning BD. Out of the dog house?

Buddy, I'm out of the dog house and right into the shit house...  If I could only learn the trick of knowing how to make myself happy and forget about everyone else's happiness, I'd be ok. 

Funny, when I'm in the dog house it's usually because I was totally focused on my own happiness.  When I'm in the shit house, it's usually because my happiness involved other women.

Weird.  When I'm in the shit house it's usually because I ate something that didn't agree with me.  I'm in there a lot.

Gee, thanks.  I could have gone all day, maybe all week, without knowing that.

I'll post pictures the next time I'm in there.

Thank you that would be nice, no smellavision though PLEASE!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Good morning boys and girls....!!!

Morning BD. Out of the dog house?

Buddy, I'm out of the dog house and right into the shit house...  If I could only learn the trick of knowing how to make myself happy and forget about everyone else's happiness, I'd be ok. 

Funny, when I'm in the dog house it's usually because I was totally focused on my own happiness.  When I'm in the shit house, it's usually because my happiness involved other women.

If I do something wrong, I'm in trouble.  If I do something right, I'm in trouble.  If I don't do anything at all, I'm in trouble.  I figure if I ever ran for a political office, I'd run on the platform to bring back the time when slapping women was ok.  And not just your wife, any that's causing grief out in public.  Sort of like that scene in Airplain where the people start lining up to slap some sense into that one woman..

Well you just got to modernize dad, can't slap um on the azz anymore but mine will sure tell you I will  quickly tell her not to let the door hit her in the ass on the way out which usually shuts her up which is the goal in the first place.

[CigarGuy87]

Letting more people go this morning, blood bath - Friday was just round 1 I guess.  I just lost a guy on my team, they didn't even tell me.

Sounds like a fine operation you're working for Yellow Star.  What do they do?

They just let me go. Just got home-oof


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[Bad Dad]

Mornin all!

Morning Shaun, Mark, more Daves

Can't believe it's already March!!!

No kidding. Think I'll take temporary retirement while the temps are between 70 - 90 deg, ie mid-March until mid-May.

Think I will just make it permanent retrirement.

I hear you.  If it was just me I could pull it off, being a man of simple needs, but I'm sure the warden would prefer to live "the life to which she has become accustomed".

I feel your pain!!!!    Warden agrees downsizing will be good but we seem to have a sigificant discrepency in what defines "downsizing".   In her mind that means going from 3400 sq ft down to around 2700 but in my mind it means going from 3400 down to around 1200.   How much fuk'n room to two old people need??

It's all about 'how much shit ya have' layin around, haha

Welll there beees another discrepency.  If it is mine it is shit wasting space if it is hers it is both fragile and important to keep.

My parents are going through the same thing - trying to decide when to downsize with the 'nest empty'

If I downsized anymore, I'd have to build a storage shed for my wife to live in.

[razgueado]

Mornin all!

Morning Shaun, Mark, more Daves

Can't believe it's already March!!!

No kidding. Think I'll take temporary retirement while the temps are between 70 - 90 deg, ie mid-March until mid-May.

Think I will just make it permanent retrirement.

I hear you.  If it was just me I could pull it off, being a man of simple needs, but I'm sure the warden would prefer to live "the life to which she has become accustomed".

I feel your pain!!!!    Warden agrees downsizing will be good but we seem to have a sigificant discrepency in what defines "downsizing".   In her mind that means going from 3400 sq ft down to around 2700 but in my mind it means going from 3400 down to around 1200.   How much fuk'n room to two old people need??

It's all about 'how much shit ya have' layin around, haha

Welll there beees another discrepency.  If it is mine it is shit wasting space if it is hers it is both fragile and important to keep.

My parents are going through the same thing - trying to decide when to downsize with the 'nest empty'

If I downsized anymore, I'd have to build a storage shed for my wife to live in.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Travellin Dave]

Good morning boys and girls....!!!

Morning BD. Out of the dog house?

Buddy, I'm out of the dog house and right into the shit house...  If I could only learn the trick of knowing how to make myself happy and forget about everyone else's happiness, I'd be ok. 

Call Dean.

[Bad Dad]

Good morning boys and girls....!!!

Morning BD. Out of the dog house?

Buddy, I'm out of the dog house and right into the shit house...  If I could only learn the trick of knowing how to make myself happy and forget about everyone else's happiness, I'd be ok. 

Funny, when I'm in the dog house it's usually because I was totally focused on my own happiness.  When I'm in the shit house, it's usually because my happiness involved other women.

If I do something wrong, I'm in trouble.  If I do something right, I'm in trouble.  If I don't do anything at all, I'm in trouble.  I figure if I ever ran for a political office, I'd run on the platform to bring back the time when slapping women was ok.  And not just your wife, any that's causing grief out in public.  Sort of like that scene in Airplain where the people start lining up to slap some sense into that one woman..

BD for president!  Can't do any worse, that's for sure.

Geez, I could pass out cigars and kiss babe's....

[razgueado]

Letting more people go this morning, blood bath - Friday was just round 1 I guess.  I just lost a guy on my team, they didn't even tell me.

Sounds like a fine operation you're working for Yellow Star.  What do they do?

They just let me go. Just got home-oof


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Jayzus, that sucks.  Sorry to hear it, Shaun.

[Travellin Dave]

Good morning boys and girls....!!!

Morning BD. Out of the dog house?

Buddy, I'm out of the dog house and right into the shit house...  If I could only learn the trick of knowing how to make myself happy and forget about everyone else's happiness, I'd be ok. 

Funny, when I'm in the dog house it's usually because I was totally focused on my own happiness.  When I'm in the shit house, it's usually because my happiness involved other women.

Weird.  When I'm in the shit house it's usually because I ate something that didn't agree with me.  I'm in there a lot.

Gee, thanks.  I could have gone all day, maybe all week, without knowing that.

I'll post pictures the next time I'm in there.

Now there's something to look forward to!

[CigarGuy87]

Letting more people go this morning, blood bath - Friday was just round 1 I guess.  I just lost a guy on my team, they didn't even tell me.

Sounds like a fine operation you're working for Yellow Star.  What do they do?

They just let me go. Just got home-oof


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Jayzus, that sucks.  Sorry to hear it, Shaun.

Thanks bud - first time in my life for everything I guess

[dwgbryant]

congrats fishScott.

Are you done?  Did you make that 2nd trip for the coffee pot yet?

no 2nd trip yet, waiting on lunch delivery.

[razgueado]

Letting more people go this morning, blood bath - Friday was just round 1 I guess.  I just lost a guy on my team, they didn't even tell me.

Sounds like a fine operation you're working for Yellow Star.  What do they do?

They just let me go. Just got home-oof


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Jayzus, that sucks.  Sorry to hear it, Shaun.

Thanks bud - first time in my life for everything I guess

Hopefully this will be the only time.  I've been there, I know the drill.  Hang tough.

[Travellin Dave]

Letting more people go this morning, blood bath - Friday was just round 1 I guess.  I just lost a guy on my team, they didn't even tell me.

Sounds like a fine operation you're working for Yellow Star.  What do they do?

They just let me go. Just got home-oof


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Sorry to hear that Shaun.  Having been through that three times myself, know that it is probably for the best and there are better opportunities to move on to.

[Travellin Dave]

Good morning boys and girls....!!!

Morning BD. Out of the dog house?

Buddy, I'm out of the dog house and right into the shit house...  If I could only learn the trick of knowing how to make myself happy and forget about everyone else's happiness, I'd be ok. 

Funny, when I'm in the dog house it's usually because I was totally focused on my own happiness.  When I'm in the shit house, it's usually because my happiness involved other women.

If I do something wrong, I'm in trouble.  If I do something right, I'm in trouble.  If I don't do anything at all, I'm in trouble.  I figure if I ever ran for a political office, I'd run on the platform to bring back the time when slapping women was ok.  And not just your wife, any that's causing grief out in public.  Sort of like that scene in Airplain where the people start lining up to slap some sense into that one woman..

BD for president!  Can't do any worse, that's for sure.

Would definitely be welcomed for late night monologues.  Should keep Biden as VP though....or maybe Dean?