Good morning boys and girls....!!!
Morning BD. Out of the dog house?
Buddy, I'm out of the dog house and right into the shit house... If I could only learn the trick of knowing how to make myself happy and forget about everyone else's happiness, I'd be ok. 
Funny, when I'm in the dog house it's usually because I was totally focused on my own happiness. When I'm in the shit house, it's usually because my happiness involved other women.
If I do something wrong, I'm in trouble. If I do something right, I'm in trouble. If I don't do anything at all, I'm in trouble. I figure if I ever ran for a political office, I'd run on the platform to bring back the time when slapping women was ok. And not just your wife, any that's causing grief out in public. Sort of like that scene in Airplain where the people start lining up to slap some sense into that one woman..
Well you just got to modernize dad, can't slap um on the azz anymore but mine will sure tell you I will quickly tell her not to let the door hit her in the ass on the way out which usually shuts her up which is the goal in the first place.