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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #105 on: January 27, 2015, 08:45:07 AM »

Oh wait.."Winter Storm Juno pulls its punches: Snow totals won't be as bad as forecast".  You mean those media types exaggerated?  No way!
I'll cut them some slack with this one.  Nor'easters are notorious for changing significantly by the center of the storm moving as little as 50 miles or so either way.
AWWWWWWWW, such a kind hearted man to forgive the bastiges.
Yea, just an old softie, but I still don't forgive commies!
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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #106 on: January 27, 2015, 08:45:34 AM »

Good morning, folks.
Mornin Uncle T!
How goes it, Shaun?
Goin pretty good - just fueling up on some coffee, fuckin Tuesdays!   ;D  Survivin the 'blizzard'?
I never actually saw any heavy snow fall.  But there are another 6+ inches out there.  Gonna go inspect it now.
I'll refrain from making jokes about penis sizes today with all of these 'inch' references :)
Really shootin' for the moon today, aren't you?
Step 1: Set Goal
Step 2: View Results :)
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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #107 on: January 27, 2015, 08:46:08 AM »

Good morning, folks.
Mornin Uncle T!
How goes it, Shaun?
Goin pretty good - just fueling up on some coffee, fuckin Tuesdays!   ;D  Survivin the 'blizzard'?
NOOO it is Taquito Tuesday
Just had a lovely Jimmy Dean croissant breakfast sammich - love those little fuckers
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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #108 on: January 27, 2015, 08:47:19 AM »

7-11 is right down from the Capital and the two-bit legislature is in session so can't help seeing all those piss-ants strutt'n around everywhere with their lapel pins on  when you go down there.  Politicians make me want to PUKE! 
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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #109 on: January 27, 2015, 08:49:12 AM »

Good morning, folks.
Mornin Uncle T!
How goes it, Shaun?
Goin pretty good - just fueling up on some coffee, fuckin Tuesdays!   ;D  Survivin the 'blizzard'?
I never actually saw any heavy snow fall.  But there are another 6+ inches out there.  Gonna go inspect it now.
I'll refrain from making jokes about penis sizes today with all of these 'inch' references :)
Poor kid has such an inferiority complex bantering amongst the trees.  We don't think any less of you Yellow Star.
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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #110 on: January 27, 2015, 08:49:29 AM »

Good morning, folks.
Mornin Uncle T!
How goes it, Shaun?
Goin pretty good - just fueling up on some coffee, fuckin Tuesdays!   ;D  Survivin the 'blizzard'?
I never actually saw any heavy snow fall.  But there are another 6+ inches out there.  Gonna go inspect it now.
I'll refrain from making jokes about penis sizes today with all of these 'inch' references :)
Really shootin' for the moon today, aren't you?
Step 1: Set Goal
Step 2: View Results :)
You will never demonstate leadership success with that plan.

Step 1:  Make up results
Step 2:  Set goal below results from step 1
Step 3:  Take credit for exceeding expectations along with everyone else's results
Step 4;   Make sure to tell everybody how exceptional you are
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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #111 on: January 27, 2015, 08:49:49 AM »

Oh wait.."Winter Storm Juno pulls its punches: Snow totals won't be as bad as forecast".  You mean those media types exaggerated?  No way!
I'll cut them some slack with this one.  Nor'easters are notorious for changing significantly by the center of the storm moving as little as 50 miles or so either way.
AWWWWWWWW, such a kind hearted man to forgive the bastiges.
Yea, just an old softie, but I still don't forgive commies!
Now he throws in a comment about an old softie to go with the inch references.  These slow pitches are getting tough to resist. 
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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #112 on: January 27, 2015, 08:50:56 AM »

Good morning, folks.
Mornin Uncle T!
How goes it, Shaun?
Goin pretty good - just fueling up on some coffee, fuckin Tuesdays!   ;D  Survivin the 'blizzard'?
NOOO it is Taquito Tuesday
Just had a lovely Jimmy Dean croissant breakfast sammich - love those little fuckers
Dammit, I'd run out for a breakfast taco if the traffic didn't suck so bad right now. 
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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #113 on: January 27, 2015, 08:51:32 AM »

Patriots have done wonders for TV comedians.... Did you ever think you would hear so many ball jokes on TV?  Hell, puts the banter to shame!
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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #114 on: January 27, 2015, 08:52:40 AM »

Oh wait.."Winter Storm Juno pulls its punches: Snow totals won't be as bad as forecast".  You mean those media types exaggerated?  No way!
I'll cut them some slack with this one.  Nor'easters are notorious for changing significantly by the center of the storm moving as little as 50 miles or so either way.
AWWWWWWWW, such a kind hearted man to forgive the bastiges.
Yea, just an old softie, but I still don't forgive commies!
Now he throws in a comment about an old softie to go with the inch references.  These slow pitches are getting tough to resist.
Such restraint, and on a Tuesday at that.
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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #115 on: January 27, 2015, 08:53:29 AM »

Good morning, folks.
Mornin Uncle T!
How goes it, Shaun?
Goin pretty good - just fueling up on some coffee, fuckin Tuesdays!   ;D  Survivin the 'blizzard'?
I never actually saw any heavy snow fall.  But there are another 6+ inches out there.  Gonna go inspect it now.
I'll refrain from making jokes about penis sizes today with all of these 'inch' references :)
Poor kid has such an inferiority complex bantering amongst the trees.  We don't think any less of you Yellow Star.
Speak for yourself.
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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #116 on: January 27, 2015, 08:54:58 AM »

Ok, caught up with emails and it's time to do some shoveling.  See yuz.
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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #117 on: January 27, 2015, 08:55:27 AM »

'We blew the call,' Allentown-based weather forecasting company admits as big storm fizzles in region ::)
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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #118 on: January 27, 2015, 08:57:43 AM »

Oh wait.."Winter Storm Juno pulls its punches: Snow totals won't be as bad as forecast".  You mean those media types exaggerated?  No way!
I'll cut them some slack with this one.  Nor'easters are notorious for changing significantly by the center of the storm moving as little as 50 miles or so either way.
AWWWWWWWW, such a kind hearted man to forgive the bastiges.
Yea, just an old softie, but I still don't forgive commies!
Now he throws in a comment about an old softie to go with the inch references.  These slow pitches are getting tough to resist.
But now give him some credit - he never claimed she "got IT up" only claimed she woke Him up.
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Re: 1/27/2015
« Reply #119 on: January 27, 2015, 08:57:45 AM »

Still worked out for you Bean.  You wouldn't have wanted to deal with getting around here today and tomorrow.
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