Good morning, folks.
Mornin Uncle T!
How goes it, Shaun?
Goin pretty good - just fueling up on some coffee, fuckin Tuesdays!
Survivin the 'blizzard'?
I never actually saw any heavy snow fall. But there are another 6+ inches out there. Gonna go inspect it now.
I'll refrain from making jokes about penis sizes today with all of these 'inch' references 
Really shootin' for the moon today, aren't you?
Step 1: Set Goal
Step 2: View Results 
You will never demonstate leadership success with that plan.
Step 1: Make up results
Step 2: Set goal below results from step 1
Step 3: Take credit for exceeding expectations along with everyone else's results
Step 4; Make sure to tell everybody how exceptional you are