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[A Friend of Charlie]

OK, ready to banter.  Anyone still on?

[LuvTooGolf]

OK, ready to banter.  Anyone still on?

Morning, Uncle Tony. Able to sit down properly yet?

[A Friend of Charlie]

"This letter is to inform you that the warranty period has been extended for Window Lift Plate repairs on your Chrysler Group LLC Jeep Liberty to 7 years from the vehicle’s original in service date with no mileage limitation. This extended warranty coverage applies to Jeep Liberty model years 2006–2007.

We are extending the warranty period for Window Lift Plate repairs because some vehicles have experienced repeat concerns with window components … If you are experiencing the conditions as described in this warranty extension within 7 years from the vehicle’s in service date, simply contact your dealer to have the repairs performed.

If you have already experienced this window regulator concern and have paid to have it repaired, you may be eligible to receive a reimbursement.

If you have questions or need any assistance, please contact your dealer or the Chrysler Customer Assistance Center between the hours of 8:00 AM and 8:00 PM, EST. They can be reached at 1–877–426–5337.

Chrysler is taking this action to demonstrate its commitment to your continued satisfaction.

FUCK !
because I am not the original owner I am not covered under the warranty, and there is no recall.

Nothing in that statement says original owner (I'm sure it's somewhere in the fine print).  Call 'em up and give 'em hell anyway.

I did, that's how I found out about no recall and having to incur the charges. where's Lee Iacocca when you need him?

Tweet about it and see if you can't get a bunch of folks to re-tweet so that Chrysler reaches out to you and makes good.  You gotta use social media these days to get your justice.

[Bad Dad]

where the hell did Dad go?
just post and run?

His wife's lingerie must've gotten caught in the toaster oven.

Yikes, that's a terrible thought.  Years back, a friend of mine accidently caught my dog on fire thou.

[Travellin Dave]

I used to work in the Graphic Art Department at AT&T (used to be S.W.B.T.)  There were 16 women, and 3 men in the department.  One day the 2nd level supervisor (woman) went to use the color copier, and when she lifted the lid she found a photo of a nude woman left on the copier.  She became enraged.  She sent out an e-mail to all announcing her outrage, and demanded that who ever owned the photo should come forward and collect it.  No one came forward.  After 3 days, she sent out another e-mail stating the same.  A week went by and still no one came forward.  On the second week, the supervisor announced that if no one came forward, she would start taking away office privileges.  We had allot of privileges and no one wanted that.  Everyone in the office started trying to deduce who could have left the photo on the copier.  One of the men was gay, so he was emiminated.  All of the women came to the conclusion that it had to have been me or the other guy.  By the end of the secnod week, everyone started coming to me wanting me to admit that I had left the photo, even the other suspected guy.  At the beginning of the third week, the supervisor announced that one of our privileges would be taken away. Later that afternoon, she sent out another e-mail saying that some one had come forward, and every thing went back to normal.  It turned out that one of the women in our office was a lesbian and it was her photo.  I still can't figure out why everyone thought it was me...?

Automatically blame the poor guys...
...I would have never thought of you Dad....honest!

[Travellin Dave]

where the hell did Dad go?
just post and run?

His wife's lingerie must've gotten caught in the toaster oven.

Yikes, that's a terrible thought.  Years back, a friend of mine accidently caught my dog on fire thou.

You have very interesting friends.  I hope he at least brought bourbon.

[A Friend of Charlie]

OK, ready to banter.  Anyone still on?

Morning, Uncle Tony. Able to sit down properly yet?

Because of the hemorrhoids or the ass fucking?  Either way, the answer is no.

[Travellin Dave]

If you want to see what has been publically written about your place of employment, go to glassdoor.com.   My employer is reviewed pretty brutally...and deservedly so.

[A Friend of Charlie]

I used to work in the Graphic Art Department at AT&T (used to be S.W.B.T.)  There were 16 women, and 3 men in the department.  One day the 2nd level supervisor (woman) went to use the color copier, and when she lifted the lid she found a photo of a nude woman left on the copier.  She became enraged.  She sent out an e-mail to all announcing her outrage, and demanded that who ever owned the photo should come forward and collect it.  No one came forward.  After 3 days, she sent out another e-mail stating the same.  A week went by and still no one came forward.  On the second week, the supervisor announced that if no one came forward, she would start taking away office privileges.  We had allot of privileges and no one wanted that.  Everyone in the office started trying to deduce who could have left the photo on the copier.  One of the men was gay, so he was emiminated.  All of the women came to the conclusion that it had to have been me or the other guy.  By the end of the secnod week, everyone started coming to me wanting me to admit that I had left the photo, even the other suspected guy.  At the beginning of the third week, the supervisor announced that one of our privileges would be taken away. Later that afternoon, she sent out another e-mail saying that some one had come forward, and every thing went back to normal.  It turned out that one of the women in our office was a lesbian and it was her photo.  I still can't figure out why everyone thought it was me...?

Automatically blame the poor guys...
...I would have never thought of you Dad....honest!

As I was reading your post, I assumed it was one of the women that left the photo on the copier.  But I still suspect you gave her the photo so that she could make a copy for herself.

[Bad Dad]

my Jeep is done. be back sometime, $499.17 lighter.

Geez, I really hate repair bills.  I am making some headway thou.  I took my new tv money and paid off my Firestone bill, and took my truck money and pretty darn close paid off my Visa charge.  I even have a coupon for a free one topping pizza that I have to buy by January 25th.

[Travellin Dave]

OK, ready to banter.  Anyone still on?

Morning, Uncle Tony. Able to sit down properly yet?

Because of the hemorrhoids or the ass fucking?  Either way, the answer is no.

Don't you have a company issued seat donut?  ....or did you think that was for eating as well?

[razgueado]

where the hell did Dad go?
just post and run?

His wife's lingerie must've gotten caught in the toaster oven.

Yikes, that's a terrible thought.  Years back, a friend of mine accidently caught my dog on fire thou.

You have very interesting friends.  I hope he at least brought bourbon.

Probably how the dog got set afire.

Morning, muchachos. For whatever reason, the Oxy is really hammering me this morning. Feel like I'm encased in a giant jello shot. I should be enjoying it more than I am.

[Bad Dad]

"This letter is to inform you that the warranty period has been extended for Window Lift Plate repairs on your Chrysler Group LLC Jeep Liberty to 7 years from the vehicle’s original in service date with no mileage limitation. This extended warranty coverage applies to Jeep Liberty model years 2006–2007.

We are extending the warranty period for Window Lift Plate repairs because some vehicles have experienced repeat concerns with window components … If you are experiencing the conditions as described in this warranty extension within 7 years from the vehicle’s in service date, simply contact your dealer to have the repairs performed.

If you have already experienced this window regulator concern and have paid to have it repaired, you may be eligible to receive a reimbursement.

If you have questions or need any assistance, please contact your dealer or the Chrysler Customer Assistance Center between the hours of 8:00 AM and 8:00 PM, EST. They can be reached at 1–877–426–5337.

Chrysler is taking this action to demonstrate its commitment to your continued satisfaction.

FUCK !
because I am not the original owner I am not covered under the warranty, and there is no recall.

Nothing in that statement says original owner (I'm sure it's somewhere in the fine print).  Call 'em up and give 'em hell anyway.

I did, that's how I found out about no recall and having to incur the charges. where's Lee Iacocca when you need him?

Tweet about it and see if you can't get a bunch of folks to re-tweet so that Chrysler reaches out to you and makes good.  You gotta use social media these days to get your justice.

Good thinking...!

[Travellin Dave]

my Jeep is done. be back sometime, $499.17 lighter.

Geez, I really hate repair bills.  I am making some headway thou.  I took my new tv money and paid off my Firestone bill, and took my truck money and pretty darn close paid off my Visa charge.  I even have a coupon for a free one topping pizza that I have to buy by January 25th.

So how are you going to pay for your truck and buy your TV?

[razgueado]

OK, ready to banter.  Anyone still on?

Morning, Uncle Tony. Able to sit down properly yet?

Because of the hemorrhoids or the ass fucking?  Either way, the answer is no.

Don't you have a company issued seat donut?  ....or did you think that was for eating as well?

Oh my God, are we really talking about Tony's hemorrhoids, or am I just high?