I love that my wife finally works for a Corporation. She came home upset and said, "last week my supervisor wrote on the outside of my pay envelope, "I appreciate that I can always count on you, keep up the great work." And this week she gave me a bad yearly appraisal...! Welcome to Corporate dear..!
It's obviously because she denied her boss' lesbian advances, at least that's where my head's at
Man, does that remind me of a story.
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Yeah, this couple I know went to a big interesting party. Over in the corner was a kissing booth. He thought, "this could be interesting..!" After a couple of drinks, one of the girls at the party went over and got into the booth. As he was trying to work up the nerve to go over, three women went up and got into line. The girls started making out, and I swear, my glasses actually fogged up...!! Around 11:45 p.m. this couple shows up, and the wife is drunker than hell. She was a blond, and on a scale of 1 to 10, she was an 8. When they walked in, all eyes were on her. About 3/4's of the people at the party knew her, and started welcoming her to the party. She walked around the room and talked to everyone. About 45 minutes later, she announced she was leaving, and one of the women ran up and kissed her good bye. She started going around the whole room, kissing everyone good bye. I told my wife, "I dare you to kiss her...!" And as I knew, my wife replied, "you really dare me..?" Sure I do, because if she comes up to me, I'm kissing the hell out of her. Sure enough, she reached my wife and give her a really big kiss, basically just short of making out. I was next...
I looked behind us and there was a door leading to the outside. We went out, and then walked to the front of the building and got back into line. Sure enough 2nd kisses were coming as she came out. It's was just one of those funny things you run across every once in awhile.., and I finally got to see my wife kiss another girl.
