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[FloridaDean]

One might think eliminating cars would cut down on the number of chop shops in a city. But then one vastly underestimates the criminal will of a Floridian. In June, Sumter County Sheriff’s deputies raided a home in The Villages -- the retirement community best known for STD outbreaks and golf carts -- and found evidence of an underground golf cart chop shop. The alleged shop was run by Kathleen Unrath, who had moved in with her elderly uncle to “take care of him.” A relative term she apparently took to mean “use his garage to sell illicit electric cart parts.”

[A Friend of Charlie]

And now I'm all caught up and postwhoring like a MFer.

5 posts do not make a postwhore.

Point taken.

[FloridaDean]

When you move to Florida, nobody tells you convicted felons with gunshot wounds to the crotch might come screaming into your house. But that’s exactly what happened to a Jacksonville woman who allowed a man into her home after he arrived panicked, claiming he’d just “accidentally” sat on a gun in his car and shot himself in the penis. Calmly, she took him to a nearby hospital. It was later discovered the man had a cocaine possession conviction from 2004, and could possibly return to prison for unlawful firearms possession.

[FloridaDean]

Naked men running through your house and trying on your clothes? Apparently a normal Tuesday in New Smyrna. Though it was still a shock to 82-year-old Sylvia Garmon who found Joseph Vaglica in his birthday suit breaking into her garage. She called 911 and went to her son-in-law’s house next door, as Vaglica spent the rest of the morning running in and out of Garmon’s house, sometimes naked and sometimes dressed in her clothing. He was later arrested.

[FloridaDean]

And now I'm all caught up and postwhoring like a MFer.

5 posts do not make a postwhore.

Point taken.

damn, you broke my string of posts.

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos.

Hola Raz.

Buenos dias, Señor Alcalde. ¿Que tal?

[FloridaDean]

morning RevRazMan.

[Threebean]

Morning, muchachos.

Hola Raz.

Buenos dias, Señor Alcalde. ¿Que tal?

Without googling it I'm going to guess that is unassimilated illegal immigrant for "how are you?"

[FloridaDean]

Morning, muchachos.

Hola Raz.

Buenos dias, Señor Alcalde. ¿Que tal?

Without googling it I'm going to guess that is unassimilated illegal immigrant for "how are you?"

I'll do it for you Mark.

"Good morning, Lord Mayor. How are you?"

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos.

Hola Raz.

Buenos dias, Señor Alcalde. ¿Que tal?

Without googling it I'm going to guess that is unassimilated illegal immigrant for "how are you?"

It's "What's happening." And you're going to need this bilingual honky to translate for you when Hispanics become the majority.

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos.

Hola Raz.

Buenos dias, Señor Alcalde. ¿Que tal?

Without googling it I'm going to guess that is unassimilated illegal immigrant for "how are you?"

I'll do it for you Mark.

"Good morning, Lord Mayor. How are you?"

Well, "Mr. Mayor" or just "Mayor." And "What's happening?" or "What's going on?"

[Threebean]

Morning, muchachos.

Hola Raz.

Buenos dias, Señor Alcalde. ¿Que tal?

Without googling it I'm going to guess that is unassimilated illegal immigrant for "how are you?"

It's "What's happening." And you're going to need this bilingual honky to translate for you when Hispanics become the majority.

I'm OK with Hispanics being the majority as long as they learn to speak English, or what passes as English in 'murica.

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos.

Hola Raz.

Buenos dias, Señor Alcalde. ¿Que tal?

Without googling it I'm going to guess that is unassimilated illegal immigrant for "how are you?"

It's "What's happening." And you're going to need this bilingual honky to translate for you when Hispanics become the majority.

I'm OK with Hispanics being the majority as long as they learn to speak English, or what passes as English in 'murica.

Oh they do, but then they mock you in Spanish, zorra.

[Threebean]

Morning, muchachos.

Hola Raz.

Buenos dias, Señor Alcalde. ¿Que tal?

Without googling it I'm going to guess that is unassimilated illegal immigrant for "how are you?"

It's "What's happening." And you're going to need this bilingual honky to translate for you when Hispanics become the majority.

I'm OK with Hispanics being the majority as long as they learn to speak English, or what passes as English in 'murica.

Oh they do, but then they mock you in Spanish, zorra.

Mocking is a time honored tradition which knows no nationality, language, or political affiliation.  Bienvenido a las bromas señor

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos.

Hola Raz.

Buenos dias, Señor Alcalde. ¿Que tal?

Without googling it I'm going to guess that is unassimilated illegal immigrant for "how are you?"

It's "What's happening." And you're going to need this bilingual honky to translate for you when Hispanics become the majority.

I'm OK with Hispanics being the majority as long as they learn to speak English, or what passes as English in 'murica.

Oh they do, but then they mock you in Spanish, zorra.

Mocking is a time honored tradition which knows no nationality, language, or political affiliation.  Bienvenido a las bromas señor

Claramente.