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Threebean

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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #45 on: September 26, 2018, 10:56:17 AM »

Today is:

NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY

– NATIONAL JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY
– NATIONAL DUMPLING DAY
– NATIONAL WOMEN’S HEALTH AND FITNESS DAY
– NATIONAL SITUATIONAL AWARENESS DAY
– NATIONAL COMPLIANCE OFFICER DAY – NATIONAL SHAMU THE [white?] WHALE  DAY
House Work Day for me.
What happened to the 14 applicants for the maid position?
intrviews when I return from NY.
right now I'm making arrangements for a kitty sitter.
Someone to look after the pussy while you're gone?  That's a tall order.
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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #46 on: September 26, 2018, 10:59:35 AM »

Today is:

NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY

– NATIONAL JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY
– NATIONAL DUMPLING DAY
– NATIONAL WOMEN’S HEALTH AND FITNESS DAY
– NATIONAL SITUATIONAL AWARENESS DAY
– NATIONAL COMPLIANCE OFFICER DAY – NATIONAL SHAMU THE [white?] WHALE  DAY
House Work Day for me.
What happened to the 14 applicants for the maid position?
intrviews when I return from NY.
right now I'm making arrangements for a kitty sitter.
Someone to look after the pussy while you're gone?  That's a tall order.
That softball was so big it was practically a volley ball.
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Threebean

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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #47 on: September 26, 2018, 11:02:14 AM »

Today is:

NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY

– NATIONAL JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY
– NATIONAL DUMPLING DAY
– NATIONAL WOMEN’S HEALTH AND FITNESS DAY
– NATIONAL SITUATIONAL AWARENESS DAY
– NATIONAL COMPLIANCE OFFICER DAY – NATIONAL SHAMU THE [white?] WHALE  DAY
House Work Day for me.
What happened to the 14 applicants for the maid position?
intrviews when I return from NY.
right now I'm making arrangements for a kitty sitter.
Someone to look after the pussy while you're gone?  That's a tall order.
That softball was so big it was practically a volley ball.
Indeed, I had to move quickly to avoid being poached.
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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #48 on: September 26, 2018, 11:11:33 AM »

Today is:

NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY

– NATIONAL JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY
– NATIONAL DUMPLING DAY
– NATIONAL WOMEN’S HEALTH AND FITNESS DAY
– NATIONAL SITUATIONAL AWARENESS DAY
– NATIONAL COMPLIANCE OFFICER DAY – NATIONAL SHAMU THE [white?] WHALE  DAY
House Work Day for me.
What happened to the 14 applicants for the maid position?
intrviews when I return from NY.
right now I'm making arrangements for a kitty sitter.
Someone to look after the pussy while you're gone?  That's a tall order.
That softball was so big it was practically a volley ball.
Indeed, I had to move quickly to avoid being poached.
Well, I'm glad you swung for it. Worse when the softballs go over the plate and they just sit there.
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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #49 on: September 26, 2018, 11:15:48 AM »

Morning, muchachos. Sorry I'm late. Had to drive the van today.
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FloridaDean

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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #50 on: September 26, 2018, 11:20:53 AM »

Morning, muchachos. Sorry I'm late. Had to drive the van today.
good morning RazMan. welcome to Jump On Dean Day.
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FloridaDean

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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #51 on: September 26, 2018, 11:26:27 AM »

Urban Dictionary:

Dean
the most amazing person alive with a huge penis.

Dean
The kind of guy that you Love for exactly who he is. Everything about him makes you smile. Once you meet him, you know there's something about him that's special but you can't quite place it at first. He's the guy that you end up in Love with and hope to spend the rest of your life with. He's absolutely amazing and perfect.
Dean is perfect, didn't you know?

Dean
A evil bastard that will ruin you’re life, he is a cunt and deserves to die.

Dean
Just a hot guy in general, usually has a great sense of humor and a great taste in chicks.
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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #52 on: September 26, 2018, 11:28:24 AM »

Today is:

NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY

– NATIONAL JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY
– NATIONAL DUMPLING DAY
– NATIONAL WOMEN’S HEALTH AND FITNESS DAY
– NATIONAL SITUATIONAL AWARENESS DAY
– NATIONAL COMPLIANCE OFFICER DAY – NATIONAL SHAMU THE [white?] WHALE  DAY
House Work Day for me.
What happened to the 14 applicants for the maid position?
intrviews when I return from NY.
right now I'm making arrangements for a kitty sitter.
Someone to look after the pussy while you're gone?  That's a tall order.
Well, if they only have to look after one...
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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #53 on: September 26, 2018, 11:29:49 AM »

Today is:

NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY

– NATIONAL JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY
– NATIONAL DUMPLING DAY
– NATIONAL WOMEN’S HEALTH AND FITNESS DAY
– NATIONAL SITUATIONAL AWARENESS DAY
– NATIONAL COMPLIANCE OFFICER DAY – NATIONAL SHAMU THE [white?] WHALE  DAY
House Work Day for me.
What happened to the 14 applicants for the maid position?
intrviews when I return from NY.
right now I'm making arrangements for a kitty sitter.
Someone to look after the pussy while you're gone?  That's a tall order.
That softball was so big it was practically a volley ball.
Indeed, I had to move quickly to avoid being poached.
Some of us don't bother with the low hanging fruit.
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Travellin Dave

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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #54 on: September 26, 2018, 11:30:24 AM »

Morning, muchachos. Sorry I'm late. Had to drive the van today.
good morning RazMan. welcome to Jump On Dean Day.
I thought that was every day.... :P
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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #55 on: September 26, 2018, 11:35:41 AM »

Urban Dictionary:

Dean
the most amazing person alive with a huge penis.

Dean
The kind of guy that you Love for exactly who he is. Everything about him makes you smile. Once you meet him, you know there's something about him that's special but you can't quite place it at first. He's the guy that you end up in Love with and hope to spend the rest of your life with. He's absolutely amazing and perfect.
Dean is perfect, didn't you know?

Dean
A evil bastard that will ruin you’re life, he is a cunt and deserves to die.

Dean
Just a hot guy in general, usually has a great sense of humor and a great taste in chicks.
You forgot:

Dean
A very banterous individual.

Dean
Swag. Tall, sexy and fit. Dean is a man dripping in swagger with a huge cock, Dean knows how to make the pussy drip.

Dean
The most annoying person to possibly live, claims to have a massive cock when in actual fact it is the size of a tic-tac. Deans are generally unpopular and ugly, always annoying and unpleasant to be around. People called Dean are very untrustworthy and are known to talk about you behind your back.

....seems to be a little inconsistency here..... ???
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Threebean

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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #56 on: September 26, 2018, 11:39:12 AM »

Urban Dictionary:

Dean
the most amazing person alive with a huge penis.

Dean
The kind of guy that you Love for exactly who he is. Everything about him makes you smile. Once you meet him, you know there's something about him that's special but you can't quite place it at first. He's the guy that you end up in Love with and hope to spend the rest of your life with. He's absolutely amazing and perfect.
Dean is perfect, didn't you know?

Dean
A evil bastard that will ruin you’re life, he is a cunt and deserves to die.

Dean
Just a hot guy in general, usually has a great sense of humor and a great taste in chicks.
I was mostly buying it until the great taste in chicks part. Also, not a word one about deadbeats, so fail.
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Threebean

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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #57 on: September 26, 2018, 11:40:27 AM »

Today is:

NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY

– NATIONAL JOHNNY APPLESEED DAY
– NATIONAL DUMPLING DAY
– NATIONAL WOMEN’S HEALTH AND FITNESS DAY
– NATIONAL SITUATIONAL AWARENESS DAY
– NATIONAL COMPLIANCE OFFICER DAY – NATIONAL SHAMU THE [white?] WHALE  DAY
House Work Day for me.
What happened to the 14 applicants for the maid position?
intrviews when I return from NY.
right now I'm making arrangements for a kitty sitter.
Someone to look after the pussy while you're gone?  That's a tall order.
Well, if they only have to look after one...
Only one?  Muhahahaha..
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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #58 on: September 26, 2018, 11:42:51 AM »

Morning, muchachos. Sorry I'm late. Had to drive the van today.
Typical male, not able to multitask.

Edit: See Dean.
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Re: 9/26/2018
« Reply #59 on: September 26, 2018, 11:48:25 AM »

break time. Ave Maria Reconquista and coffee.
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