Traveling Dave's back, so here's a last Flip Joke of the day:A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks fora loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she shouldapprove his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces asmall ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no wayshe can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she shoulddouble check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant. The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loanhis old man is a Rolling Stone!".
Quote from: dwgbryant on September 04, 2018, 11:56:30 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 11:41:35 AMQuote from: flip from jersey on September 04, 2018, 11:29:24 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on September 04, 2018, 08:06:58 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 08:03:19 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on September 04, 2018, 07:55:04 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 06:59:01 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 06:34:36 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 05:55:17 AMBack at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..Good morning, Dave.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.remember this come winter.Is Winter a new lady in your life?no new women.Folks, you know Dean only dates old women, it's better for his heart health.I think you're projecting. Dean has never claimed any heart issues.Good morning, Flip.I was told I have no heart.Don't need one!
Quote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 11:41:35 AMQuote from: flip from jersey on September 04, 2018, 11:29:24 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on September 04, 2018, 08:06:58 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 08:03:19 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on September 04, 2018, 07:55:04 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 06:59:01 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 06:34:36 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 05:55:17 AMBack at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..Good morning, Dave.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.remember this come winter.Is Winter a new lady in your life?no new women.Folks, you know Dean only dates old women, it's better for his heart health.I think you're projecting. Dean has never claimed any heart issues.Good morning, Flip.I was told I have no heart.
Quote from: flip from jersey on September 04, 2018, 11:29:24 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on September 04, 2018, 08:06:58 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 08:03:19 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on September 04, 2018, 07:55:04 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 06:59:01 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 06:34:36 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 05:55:17 AMBack at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..Good morning, Dave.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.remember this come winter.Is Winter a new lady in your life?no new women.Folks, you know Dean only dates old women, it's better for his heart health.I think you're projecting. Dean has never claimed any heart issues.Good morning, Flip.
Quote from: dwgbryant on September 04, 2018, 08:06:58 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 08:03:19 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on September 04, 2018, 07:55:04 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 06:59:01 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 06:34:36 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 05:55:17 AMBack at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..Good morning, Dave.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.remember this come winter.Is Winter a new lady in your life?no new women.Folks, you know Dean only dates old women, it's better for his heart health.
Quote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 08:03:19 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on September 04, 2018, 07:55:04 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 06:59:01 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 06:34:36 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 05:55:17 AMBack at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..Good morning, Dave.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.remember this come winter.Is Winter a new lady in your life?no new women.
Quote from: dwgbryant on September 04, 2018, 07:55:04 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 06:59:01 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 06:34:36 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 05:55:17 AMBack at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..Good morning, Dave.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.remember this come winter.Is Winter a new lady in your life?
Quote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 06:59:01 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 06:34:36 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 05:55:17 AMBack at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..Good morning, Dave.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.remember this come winter.
Quote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 06:34:36 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 05:55:17 AMBack at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..Good morning, Dave.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.
Quote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 05:55:17 AMBack at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..Good morning, Dave.
Back at it, short week style.
Quote from: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 12:00:53 PMQuote from: dwgbryant on September 04, 2018, 11:56:30 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 11:41:35 AMQuote from: flip from jersey on September 04, 2018, 11:29:24 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on September 04, 2018, 08:06:58 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 08:03:19 AMQuote from: dwgbryant on September 04, 2018, 07:55:04 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 06:59:01 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 06:34:36 AMQuote from: LuvTooGolf on September 04, 2018, 05:55:17 AMBack at it, short week style.Feels like it was just the 4th of July..Good morning, Dave.No doubt. Kids were supposed to start back to school today, but it was called due to heat. Sheesh on extra summer.remember this come winter.Is Winter a new lady in your life?no new women.Folks, you know Dean only dates old women, it's better for his heart health.I think you're projecting. Dean has never claimed any heart issues.Good morning, Flip.I was told I have no heart.Don't need one!Yes he does, if only to supply blood to his organ.
Getting into the inner workings of Dean's penis seems like as a good a time for a hazzuh as any.
Quote from: flip from jersey on September 04, 2018, 12:02:04 PMTraveling Dave's back, so here's a last Flip Joke of the day:A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks fora loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she shouldapprove his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces asmall ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no wayshe can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she shoulddouble check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant. The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loanhis old man is a Rolling Stone!".It's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are.
Quote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 02:33:27 PMQuote from: flip from jersey on September 04, 2018, 12:02:04 PMTraveling Dave's back, so here's a last Flip Joke of the day:A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks fora loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she shouldapprove his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces asmall ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no wayshe can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she shoulddouble check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant. The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loanhis old man is a Rolling Stone!".It's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are. You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy is very upset. At that point the cat runs across the back porch. The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?
Quote from: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 02:43:46 PMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 02:33:27 PMQuote from: flip from jersey on September 04, 2018, 12:02:04 PMTraveling Dave's back, so here's a last Flip Joke of the day:A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks fora loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she shouldapprove his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces asmall ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no wayshe can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she shoulddouble check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant. The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loanhis old man is a Rolling Stone!".It's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are. You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy is very upset. At that point the cat runs across the back porch. The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?Competing with Flip now are we?
Quote from: Travellin Dave on September 04, 2018, 02:56:05 PMQuote from: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 02:43:46 PMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 02:33:27 PMQuote from: flip from jersey on September 04, 2018, 12:02:04 PMTraveling Dave's back, so here's a last Flip Joke of the day:A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks fora loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she shouldapprove his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces asmall ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no wayshe can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she shoulddouble check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant. The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loanhis old man is a Rolling Stone!".It's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are. You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy is very upset. At that point the cat runs across the back porch. The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?Competing with Flip now are we?Indeed. I will send you my karaoke CD.
Quote from: Threebean on September 04, 2018, 02:43:46 PMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 04, 2018, 02:33:27 PMQuote from: flip from jersey on September 04, 2018, 12:02:04 PMTraveling Dave's back, so here's a last Flip Joke of the day:A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks fora loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she shouldapprove his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces asmall ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no wayshe can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she shoulddouble check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant. The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loanhis old man is a Rolling Stone!".It's clean which means I can share it with the children. Now I'll just need to explain who the Rolling Stones are. You want to put a real puzzled look on their faces?Roy had a brand new pair of shoes. He goes to visit his friend. Being polite, he removed his shoes and leaves them at the door. While visiting with his friend, a neighborhood cat discovers Roy's new shoes, likes the smell and proceeds to chew them up. Roy is very upset. At that point the cat runs across the back porch. The friend sees it and asks: Pardon me Roy, but isn't that the cat who chewed your new shoes?By the way, I now have a headache.
I'm disappointed that nobody asked who was in the pictures with my daughter....could have avoided Dean hydraulics discussion.