Traveling Dave's back, so here's a last
Flip Joke of the day:
A man walks into the bank, and goes up to the loan officer's desk, a Ms. Patty
Wak. He introduces himself as Derek Jagger, Mik Jaggers son. He asks for
a loan to open a new business. He says, he knows the bank president, and she should
approve his loan. She asks, what collateral, he has to back his loan, and he produces a
small ceramic elephant from his pocket, and places it on her desk. She says, there is no way
she can approve his loan. He reminds her that he knows the bank president, and she should
double check with him. So Patty takes the little ceramic elephant, and explains the to bank President,
why she is not inclined to give him the loan, and what kind of collateral is a ceramic elephant.
The Bank president explains" "That's a knick knack, Ms. Patti Wak, give the man a loan
his old man is a Rolling Stone!".
