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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 4/19/2018
« Reply #45 on: April 19, 2018, 09:00:35 AM »

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/
Is it just me or does she look hot in this old photo.

Damn straight!
And I applaud you for avoiding the cockpit jokes....
Now you ruined his next post.
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Re: 4/19/2018
« Reply #47 on: April 19, 2018, 09:05:11 AM »

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/
Is it just me or does she look hot in this old photo.

Damn straight!
And I applaud you for avoiding the cockpit jokes....
Now you ruined his next post.
You mean the one about how she has caused my canopy to go up and ejection is imminent?  Naw..
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Re: 4/19/2018
« Reply #48 on: April 19, 2018, 09:05:36 AM »

And good morning OtherDave, MagnoliaTony, and JustAGigoloDean.
hey, I resemble that remark!

and I don't get paid.
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Re: 4/19/2018
« Reply #49 on: April 19, 2018, 09:07:57 AM »

Good morning, Mark. What's shakin'?
Not much, have customers visiting today, and not the fun-to-hang-out-with ones but the stick-up-their-ass ones. Will be glad when they leave.
As long as they sign the check.
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Re: 4/19/2018
« Reply #50 on: April 19, 2018, 09:09:23 AM »

good morning. waffles and coffee for the neighbor lady before she leaves, then a cigar and back to sleep.
Was she leaving to make the doughnuts?
Uh oh....sounds like Tony is getting aroused...
Woke up that way.

Good morning Dean, LTG, and NJDave.
While you're still all amped up Tony, here's some more erotica for you, courtesy of Jo...

https://magnolia.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Magnolia-Table-Menu-Feb-2018.pdf?x13004
Sweet. I'm gonna have to study it for a while. Also glad Chip wasn't involved. That would be awkward.
Well, his ham sandwich is offered...
$11.50 for a ham sandwich with tots?  I don't care if Chip himself made it, that's ridiculous.
Guess you don't buy food in airports....
Paid $20 for a burger yesterday, $12 for a breakfast sandwich on Monday.
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Re: 4/19/2018
« Reply #51 on: April 19, 2018, 09:10:09 AM »

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/
Is it just me or does she look hot in this old photo.

Damn straight!
And I applaud you for avoiding the cockpit jokes....
Now you ruined his next post.
Indeed.
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Re: 4/19/2018
« Reply #52 on: April 19, 2018, 09:11:56 AM »

And good morning OtherDave, MagnoliaTony, and JustAGigoloDean.
hey, I resemble that remark!

and I don't get paid.
Being as you are the one making meals and performing construction projects....it would seem you are in a role opposite of Gigolo....just sayin'.
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Re: 4/19/2018
« Reply #53 on: April 19, 2018, 09:12:02 AM »

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/
Is it just me or does she look hot in this old photo.

Damn straight!
And I applaud you for avoiding the cockpit jokes....
Now you ruined his next post.
You mean the one about how she has caused my canopy to go up and ejection is imminent?  Naw..
Hey, at your age, I'm glad to hear you can still have an ejection.
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Re: 4/19/2018
« Reply #54 on: April 19, 2018, 09:12:47 AM »

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/
Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.
Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels.... :P
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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 4/19/2018
« Reply #55 on: April 19, 2018, 09:12:52 AM »

And good morning OtherDave, MagnoliaTony, and JustAGigoloDean.
hey, I resemble that remark!

and I don't get paid.
Being as you are the one making meals and performing construction projects....it would seem you are in a role opposite of Gigolo....just sayin'.
You're forgetting that pouring concrete or building a gazebo is like foreplay to him.
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Re: 4/19/2018
« Reply #56 on: April 19, 2018, 09:13:32 AM »

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/
Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.
Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels.... :P
She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.
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Re: 4/19/2018
« Reply #57 on: April 19, 2018, 09:13:50 AM »

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/
Is it just me or does she look hot in this old photo.

Damn straight!
And I applaud you for avoiding the cockpit jokes....
Now you ruined his next post.
You mean the one about how she has caused my canopy to go up and ejection is imminent?  Naw..
Hey, at your age, I'm glad to hear you can still have an ejection.
Now I have to clean up the coffee I just spit all over my desk...
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Re: 4/19/2018
« Reply #58 on: April 19, 2018, 09:14:47 AM »

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/
Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.
Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels.... :P
She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.
Stormy or Tammie?
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Re: 4/19/2018
« Reply #59 on: April 19, 2018, 09:19:11 AM »

Interesting story on the pilot that brought in the damaged Southwest flight the other day.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/04/18/southwest-airlines-pilot-pioneering-female-f-18-pilot-had-nerves-steel/527442002/
Somehow I get the feeling she won't get a movie made about her like Sully.
Already in the works.....
Topless Gun....starring Stormy Daniels.... :P
She's one of those women that looks better with her clothes on, IMFO.
Stormy or Tammie?
CNS
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