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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #90 on: March 13, 2018, 11:36:34 AM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
I want to be on your phone plan too... Please, please please?!?
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #91 on: March 13, 2018, 11:36:47 AM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Well, at least it took longer than any of us expected.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #92 on: March 13, 2018, 11:37:35 AM »

Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March.  Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
...... and by then do you actually think you'll have funding available?
The GOP says I'll have an extra $4000 this year from...somewhere. That should cover it.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #93 on: March 13, 2018, 11:37:53 AM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
I want to be on your phone plan too... Please, please please?!?
You might not like the payment terms...
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #94 on: March 13, 2018, 11:38:48 AM »

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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #95 on: March 13, 2018, 11:40:30 AM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Dangerous territory.
agreed, but she needed a phone, I didn't care. until she gets his SS, pension, and insurances straighted out all dhe has to live on is $77 a month and food stamps.
Is it the redhead who has money? I get the members of your harem confused.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #96 on: March 13, 2018, 11:41:06 AM »

Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March.  Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
...... and by then do you actually think you'll have funding available?
The GOP says I'll have an extra $4000 this year from...somewhere. That should cover it.
if you know anything about Trump, that's subject to change without notice. I wouldn't spend it before you got it.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #97 on: March 13, 2018, 11:43:32 AM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Dangerous territory.
agreed, but she needed a phone, I didn't care. until she gets his SS, pension, and insurances straighted out all dhe has to live on is $77 a month and food stamps.
Is it the redhead who has money? I get the members of your harem confused.
no, the 'redhead' is rich, the 'lady' is the one that lost her husband last week, the 'model' is crippled and has some money put aside, she doesn't need mine.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #98 on: March 13, 2018, 11:46:04 AM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
I want to be on your phone plan too... Please, please please?!?
I'm sure you do. only costs the lady $67 a month compared to the $154 she was paying and $397 for a new phone, $422 to get out of her contract.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #99 on: March 13, 2018, 11:46:54 AM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
I want to be on your phone plan too... Please, please please?!?
I'm sure you do. only costs the lady $67 a month compared to the $154 she was paying and $397 for a new phone, $422 to get out of her contract.
That's just nuts.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #100 on: March 13, 2018, 11:51:04 AM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
I want to be on your phone plan too... Please, please please?!?
I'm sure you do. only costs the lady $67 a month compared to the $154 she was paying and $397 for a new phone, $422 to get out of her contract.
That's just nuts.
yep, letting her 4 kids get their own plans and reimburse me.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #101 on: March 13, 2018, 12:01:12 PM »

Griffins toro for lunch.   8)
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #102 on: March 13, 2018, 12:13:37 PM »

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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #103 on: March 13, 2018, 12:14:36 PM »

Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March.  Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
...... and by then do you actually think you'll have funding available?
The GOP says I'll have an extra $4000 this year from...somewhere. That should cover it.
if you know anything about Trump, that's subject to change without notice. I wouldn't spend it before you got it.
It's not going to change, since it never had a basis in reality anyways.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #104 on: March 13, 2018, 12:33:08 PM »

Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March.  Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
...... and by then do you actually think you'll have funding available?
The GOP says I'll have an extra $4000 this year from...somewhere. That should cover it.
if you know anything about Trump, that's subject to change without notice. I wouldn't spend it before you got it.
It's not going to change, since it never had a basis in reality anyways.
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