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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #75 on: March 13, 2018, 11:03:06 AM »

Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March.  Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #76 on: March 13, 2018, 11:03:26 AM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Well, at least it took longer than any of us expected.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #77 on: March 13, 2018, 11:03:59 AM »

MICHAEL Burgher offering up AND made "fake Hrmmingways" again.
Can someone translate for me?
Hey I'm on the phone. Email from Sis offering fake Hemmingways from AJF....forgot autocorrect.   
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #78 on: March 13, 2018, 11:04:34 AM »

How many times can you drain something if you never fill it back up again? Asking for a friend.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-rex-tillerson-out-at-state-dept-cias-pompeo-to-replace-him-live-updates/
Apparently Tillerson didn't agree on everything with Trumpf. Imagine that. Sure he will no get Pompro who is totally loyal.
I would love to see a chart of all the positions he's fired, hired, fired, then hired again for so far.
It's almost like a reality show.
That's what you get when you hire someone who most recently hosted a reality show, I suppose. If we're going to hire reality show hosts, let's at least get the guy from Survivor. He looks like someone who would at least know when to button a suit jacket.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #79 on: March 13, 2018, 11:05:16 AM »

MICHAEL Burgher offering up AND made "fake Hrmmingways" again.
Can someone translate for me?
Hey I'm on the phone. Email from Sis offering fake Hemmingways from AJF....forgot autocorrect.
Lol, gotcha. Guess they didn't get rid of enough last time.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #80 on: March 13, 2018, 11:06:17 AM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Dangerous territory.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #81 on: March 13, 2018, 11:07:03 AM »

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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #82 on: March 13, 2018, 11:10:24 AM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Dangerous territory.
agreed, but she needed a phone, I didn't care. until she gets his SS, pension, and insurances straighted out all dhe has to live on is $77 a month and food stamps.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #83 on: March 13, 2018, 11:15:49 AM »

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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #84 on: March 13, 2018, 11:16:57 AM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Well, at least it took longer than any of us expected.
I believe I just won the Banter Over/Under bet...everyone send me cigars
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #85 on: March 13, 2018, 11:17:10 AM »

Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March.  Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #86 on: March 13, 2018, 11:23:16 AM »

Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March.  Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #87 on: March 13, 2018, 11:34:17 AM »

Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March.  Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
From experience i can tell you that that is a good plan!
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #88 on: March 13, 2018, 11:34:46 AM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Well, at least it took longer than any of us expected.
I believe I just won the Banter Over/Under bet...everyone send me cigars
the betting pool ought to send ME cigars!
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #89 on: March 13, 2018, 11:36:12 AM »

Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March.  Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
...... and by then do you actually think you'll have funding available?
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