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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2018, 08:40:10 AM »

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232
Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2018, 08:46:08 AM »

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232
Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2018, 08:46:19 AM »

Meetings for me most of the morning, then Division meetings Tuesday, Wednesday and half of Thursday.  Gonna be loads of fun.
But think how good all those meetings could be for bolstering the rungs in your Ladder of Successful Opportunities.  You know, talk a lot without really contributing schitt.
My success ladder is out of rungs.... ;)
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2018, 08:50:36 AM »

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232
Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."
Lacey Underall:
 My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb:
 Your uncle molests collies.
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2018, 08:52:03 AM »

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232
Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."
Lacey Underall:
 My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb:
 Your uncle molests collies.
My son's girlfriend just got a new puppy and named her Lacy.
Didn't understand when I called her Lacy Underall.
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2018, 08:58:42 AM »

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232
Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."
Lacey Underall:
 My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb:
 Your uncle molests collies.
Lol, glad that joke didn't miss the mark for everyone.
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #51 on: February 12, 2018, 08:59:44 AM »

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232
Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."
Lacey Underall:
 My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb:
 Your uncle molests collies.
My son's girlfriend just got a new puppy and named her Lacy.
Didn't understand when I called her Lacy Underall.
Kids today. Sheesh.
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2018, 09:01:57 AM »

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232
Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."
Lacey Underall:
 My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb:
 Your uncle molests collies.
My son's girlfriend just got a new puppy and named her Lacy.
Didn't understand when I called her Lacy Underall.
That's just sad. Maybe fart and ask if somebody stepped on a duck, perhaps she'd get that reference.
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2018, 09:09:13 AM »

my internet is so sloooooow this morning.
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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2018, 09:14:10 AM »

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232
Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."
Lacey Underall:
 My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb:
 Your uncle molests collies.
My son's girlfriend just got a new puppy and named her Lacy.
Didn't understand when I called her Lacy Underall.
That's just sad. Maybe fart and ask if somebody stepped on a duck, perhaps she'd get that reference.
Next time she gets a new hat, find out if it came with a bowl of soup.
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2018, 09:16:27 AM »

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232
Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."
Lacey Underall:
 My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb:
 Your uncle molests collies.
My son's girlfriend just got a new puppy and named her Lacy.
Didn't understand when I called her Lacy Underall.
That's just sad. Maybe fart and ask if somebody stepped on a duck, perhaps she'd get that reference.
I also had to explain "light in the loafers" this weekend as well.  (from my father watching Olympic ice skating)
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Threebean

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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2018, 09:23:00 AM »

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232
Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."
Lacey Underall:
 My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb:
 Your uncle molests collies.
My son's girlfriend just got a new puppy and named her Lacy.
Didn't understand when I called her Lacy Underall.
That's just sad. Maybe fart and ask if somebody stepped on a duck, perhaps she'd get that reference.
I also had to explain "light in the loafers" this weekend as well.  (from my father watching Olympic ice skating)
Sounds like she is without hope.  Perhaps if you were to tweet/snapchat/instragram this stuff she would pay more attention to important cultural touchstones. 
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2018, 09:24:09 AM »

my internet is so sloooooow this morning.
Good morning SlowDownloadDean.  Got the week sorted out, romantically speaking?
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Travellin Dave

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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2018, 09:25:43 AM »

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232
Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."
Lacey Underall:
 My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb:
 Your uncle molests collies.
My son's girlfriend just got a new puppy and named her Lacy.
Didn't understand when I called her Lacy Underall.
That's just sad. Maybe fart and ask if somebody stepped on a duck, perhaps she'd get that reference.
I also had to explain "light in the loafers" this weekend as well.  (from my father watching Olympic ice skating)
Sounds like she is without hope.  Perhaps if you were to tweet/snapchat/instragram this stuff she would pay more attention to important cultural touchstones.
Not just her...there is an entire lost generation. 
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2018, 09:43:43 AM »

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232
Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."
Lacey Underall:
 My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb:
 Your uncle molests collies.
My son's girlfriend just got a new puppy and named her Lacy.
Didn't understand when I called her Lacy Underall.
That's just sad. Maybe fart and ask if somebody stepped on a duck, perhaps she'd get that reference.
I also had to explain "light in the loafers" this weekend as well.  (from my father watching Olympic ice skating)
Sounds like she is without hope.  Perhaps if you were to tweet/snapchat/instragram this stuff she would pay more attention to important cultural touchstones.
Not just her...there is an entire lost generation.
If you take a dog to obedience school and it still shits on the carpet, you don't blame the dog, you blame the training. So don't blame her generation, blame the generation that raised hers. ;)
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