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[FloridaDean]

my internet is so sloooooow this morning.

Good morning SlowDownloadDean.  Got the week sorted out, romantically speaking?

for one of the women so far.

[FloridaDean]

got a buddy coming over that thinks he can fix my old free dryer, and he thinks my vent through the roof is plugged.

[LuvTooGolf]

got a buddy coming over that thinks he can fix my old free dryer, and he thinks my vent through the roof is plugged.

If he's right, he's earned himself a cigar.

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos.

[razgueado]

Thought for Today: "Human beings are the only creatures who are able to behave irrationally in the name of reason." - Ashley Montagu, English anthropologist (1905-1999).

This little nugget is irrational on several levels.

[razgueado]

Today's Highlight in History:
In 1980, the FBI announced that about $5,800 of the $200,000 ransom paid to hijacker "D.B. Cooper" before he parachuted from a Northwest Orient jetliner in 1971 had been found by an 8-year-old boy on a riverbank of the Columbia River in Washington state.

And that boy was Raz!

Ssssh. Don't tell anyone. I turned in the $5800 and stashed the rest of the money in my treehouse.

[razgueado]

Today's Highlight in History:
In 1980, the FBI announced that about $5,800 of the $200,000 ransom paid to hijacker "D.B. Cooper" before he parachuted from a Northwest Orient jetliner in 1971 had been found by an 8-year-old boy on a riverbank of the Columbia River in Washington state.

And that boy was Raz!

Oh, and I was 15 in 1980. Damned fake news.

[razgueado]

Morning Fishy, Tony, Daves, and OnYourToesDean.  Chilly 29 deg here this morning.

Same out here. Damn.

[FloridaDean]

got a buddy coming over that thinks he can fix my old free dryer, and he thinks my vent through the roof is plugged.

If he's right, he's earned himself a cigar.

Wasn't the vent, main motor bearing and some solenoid. offered him a small generator I can't pull the starter cord on and can't start but he turned it down. He did get that to start but my wrists can't pull the cord.

[FloridaDean]

Morning Fishy, Tony, Daves, and OnYourToesDean.  Chilly 29 deg here this morning.

Same out here. Damn.

Hmmmm, 75° and sunny here.

[ss2]

Morning, muchachos.

Good morning Raz.

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos.

Good morning Raz.

Morning, Sam.

[Travellin Dave]

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232

Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."

Lacey Underall:
 My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb:
 Your uncle molests collies.

My son's girlfriend just got a new puppy and named her Lacy.
Didn't understand when I called her Lacy Underall.

That's just sad. Maybe fart and ask if somebody stepped on a duck, perhaps she'd get that reference.

I also had to explain "light in the loafers" this weekend as well.  (from my father watching Olympic ice skating)

Sounds like she is without hope.  Perhaps if you were to tweet/snapchat/instragram this stuff she would pay more attention to important cultural touchstones.

Not just her...there is an entire lost generation.

If you take a dog to obedience school and it still shits on the carpet, you don't blame the dog, you blame the training. So don't blame her generation, blame the generation that raised hers.

Just another deflection of blame.....not my fault, not my fault.

[Travellin Dave]

got a buddy coming over that thinks he can fix my old free dryer, and he thinks my vent through the roof is plugged.

Who vents a dryer through the roof?

[LuvTooGolf]

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232

Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."

Lacey Underall:
 My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb:
 Your uncle molests collies.

My son's girlfriend just got a new puppy and named her Lacy.
Didn't understand when I called her Lacy Underall.

That's just sad. Maybe fart and ask if somebody stepped on a duck, perhaps she'd get that reference.

I also had to explain "light in the loafers" this weekend as well.  (from my father watching Olympic ice skating)

Sounds like she is without hope.  Perhaps if you were to tweet/snapchat/instragram this stuff she would pay more attention to important cultural touchstones.

Not just her...there is an entire lost generation.

If you take a dog to obedience school and it still shits on the carpet, you don't blame the dog, you blame the training. So don't blame her generation, blame the generation that raised hers.

Just another deflection of blame.....not my fault, not my fault.

Isn't that statement the same thing?