Quote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 11:16:43 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:13:15 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 10:47:11 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again. Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating. Win-win.Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week? Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children? Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.Yeah, there must be more to this story. Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.I doubt there was. I'm wondering if pilots make more money for the extra landing and takeoff. It seems to be happening regularly. Unless someone poses a threat to another passenger, why divert the plane? I think I used to hear stories where someone would have a heart attack and die and the airlines still continued the flight. Now we're diverting because some jackoff is jacking off?
Quote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:13:15 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 10:47:11 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again. Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating. Win-win.Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week? Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children? Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.Yeah, there must be more to this story. Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.
Quote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 10:47:11 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again. Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating. Win-win.Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week? Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children? Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.
Quote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 10:47:11 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again. Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating. Win-win.
Quote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.
Quote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???
Quote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?
OK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating...
Quote from: CigarGuy87 on September 25, 2014, 11:22:04 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:21:11 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 11:16:43 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:13:15 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 10:47:11 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again. Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating. Win-win.Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week? Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children? Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.Yeah, there must be more to this story. Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.I doubt there was. I'm wondering if pilots make more money for the extra landing and takeoff. It seems to be happening regularly. Unless someone poses a threat to another passenger, why divert the plane? I think I used to hear stories where someone would have a heart attack and die and the airlines still continued the flight. Now we're diverting because some jackoff is jacking off?Death by masturbation...sounds like I found out how I wanna die!If we are choosing, there are some other options for release I would select first.....just sayin'
Quote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:21:11 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 11:16:43 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:13:15 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 10:47:11 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again. Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating. Win-win.Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week? Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children? Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.Yeah, there must be more to this story. Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.I doubt there was. I'm wondering if pilots make more money for the extra landing and takeoff. It seems to be happening regularly. Unless someone poses a threat to another passenger, why divert the plane? I think I used to hear stories where someone would have a heart attack and die and the airlines still continued the flight. Now we're diverting because some jackoff is jacking off?Death by masturbation...sounds like I found out how I wanna die!
Quote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 11:08:12 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 10:47:11 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again. Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating. Win-win.Sorry, too many male flight attendants.....might be OK for littlefish though....Homophobe!
Quote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 10:47:11 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again. Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating. Win-win.Sorry, too many male flight attendants.....might be OK for littlefish though....
Quote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 11:16:43 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:13:15 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 10:47:11 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again. Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating. Win-win.Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week? Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children? Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.Yeah, there must be more to this story. Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.The guy was having a psychotic episode. If someone is having a psychotic break, you land the damned plane. Or you just kill him and be done with it.
Quote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 11:23:56 AMQuote from: CigarGuy87 on September 25, 2014, 11:22:04 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:21:11 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 11:16:43 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:13:15 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 10:47:11 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again. Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating. Win-win.Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week? Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children? Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.Yeah, there must be more to this story. Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.I doubt there was. I'm wondering if pilots make more money for the extra landing and takeoff. It seems to be happening regularly. Unless someone poses a threat to another passenger, why divert the plane? I think I used to hear stories where someone would have a heart attack and die and the airlines still continued the flight. Now we're diverting because some jackoff is jacking off?Death by masturbation...sounds like I found out how I wanna die!If we are choosing, there are some other options for release I would select first.....just sayin'Just as long as they leave my prostate alone!
Quote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:21:11 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 11:16:43 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:13:15 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 10:47:11 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again. Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating. Win-win.Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week? Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children? Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.Yeah, there must be more to this story. Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.I doubt there was. I'm wondering if pilots make more money for the extra landing and takeoff. It seems to be happening regularly. Unless someone poses a threat to another passenger, why divert the plane? I think I used to hear stories where someone would have a heart attack and die and the airlines still continued the flight. Now we're diverting because some jackoff is jacking off?My guess: It has something to with this guy:http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/08/29/san-diego-man-accused-intentionally-spreading-hiv/This guy: http://www.wrdw.com/home/headlines/School-warns-of-man-intentionally-spreading-HIV-220541781.htmlOr this guy: http://www.arklatexhomepage.com/story/man-spreads-hiv/d/story/RlALZbOdbk-ltHk76owQNASo people see something like that and freak out. Maybe there was no air marshall on the flight and diverting is their procedure?
Quote from: jswaykos on September 25, 2014, 11:27:26 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:21:11 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 11:16:43 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:13:15 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 10:47:11 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again. Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating. Win-win.Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week? Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children? Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.Yeah, there must be more to this story. Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.I doubt there was. I'm wondering if pilots make more money for the extra landing and takeoff. It seems to be happening regularly. Unless someone poses a threat to another passenger, why divert the plane? I think I used to hear stories where someone would have a heart attack and die and the airlines still continued the flight. Now we're diverting because some jackoff is jacking off?My guess: It has something to with this guy:http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/08/29/san-diego-man-accused-intentionally-spreading-hiv/This guy: http://www.wrdw.com/home/headlines/School-warns-of-man-intentionally-spreading-HIV-220541781.htmlOr this guy: http://www.arklatexhomepage.com/story/man-spreads-hiv/d/story/RlALZbOdbk-ltHk76owQNASo people see something like that and freak out. Maybe there was no air marshall on the flight and diverting is their procedure?There is seldom an air marshall on a domestic flight unless they are just dead heading to another airport. Plane landed in Omaha that will teach those passengers to complain cause it is one crappy airport to get stuck at.
Quote from: sfish on September 25, 2014, 11:09:43 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 11:08:12 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 10:47:11 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again. Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating. Win-win.Sorry, too many male flight attendants.....might be OK for littlefish though....Homophobe!Didn't say there was anything wrong with it, just said it's not for me. Oh so quick to come to conclusions aren't we Biebs?
Quote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 11:31:20 AMQuote from: jswaykos on September 25, 2014, 11:27:26 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:21:11 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 11:16:43 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on September 25, 2014, 11:13:15 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:51:21 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 10:47:11 AMQuote from: Travellin Dave on September 25, 2014, 10:23:30 AMQuote from: Threebean on September 25, 2014, 10:10:52 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on September 25, 2014, 09:38:58 AMOK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating... What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?You still get peanuts???Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again. Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating. Win-win.Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week? Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children? Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.Yeah, there must be more to this story. Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.I doubt there was. I'm wondering if pilots make more money for the extra landing and takeoff. It seems to be happening regularly. Unless someone poses a threat to another passenger, why divert the plane? I think I used to hear stories where someone would have a heart attack and die and the airlines still continued the flight. Now we're diverting because some jackoff is jacking off?My guess: It has something to with this guy:http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/08/29/san-diego-man-accused-intentionally-spreading-hiv/This guy: http://www.wrdw.com/home/headlines/School-warns-of-man-intentionally-spreading-HIV-220541781.htmlOr this guy: http://www.arklatexhomepage.com/story/man-spreads-hiv/d/story/RlALZbOdbk-ltHk76owQNASo people see something like that and freak out. Maybe there was no air marshall on the flight and diverting is their procedure?There is seldom an air marshall on a domestic flight unless they are just dead heading to another airport. Plane landed in Omaha that will teach those passengers to complain cause it is one crappy airport to get stuck at.Damn Nebraska! And yes, that is one dogshit airport!
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