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[Travellin Dave]

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 2 CAO Extreme Robusto
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[Travellin Dave]

OK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!

VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating...

What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?

You still get peanuts???

Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.

You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again.  Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating.  Win-win.

Sorry, too many male flight attendants.....might be OK for littlefish though....

[sfish]

Morning LittleFish and Fitzy.

Morning Dave, I picked up a Left Hand Brewing, Wake Up Dead Imperial Stout. Ever hear of or try it?

New one on me...both the stout and brewery.

I've had stuff from that brewery and enjoyed it.  I think it was their nitro milk stout.

Yup. Good stuff. The Regular milk stout is very good. The Nitro is great. Black Jack porter also good. Haven't had this Imperial, but would definitely try it. That's an impressive ABV, 10.2  Knock you on your butt.

Morning, Fellas... almost Friday!

Morning Steve

[jswaykos]

Morning, all.  Thurdays, so much hope and promise with the weekend in sight...

[sfish]

OK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!

VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating...

What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?

You still get peanuts???

Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.

You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again.  Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating.  Win-win.

Sorry, too many male flight attendants.....might be OK for littlefish though....

Homophobe!

[sfish]

Morning, all.  Thurdays, so much hope and promise with the weekend in sight...

Morning Joe

[BackyardSmoker]

You guys have jinxed me with the online training... 4 titles due today. Shiiiit!

[A Friend of Charlie]

OK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!

VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating...

What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?

You still get peanuts???

Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.

You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again.  Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating.  Win-win.

Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week?  Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children?  Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.

[Threebean]

OK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!

VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating...

What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?

You still get peanuts???

Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.

You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again.  Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating.  Win-win.

Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week?  Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children?  Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.

Yeah, there must be more to this story.  Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.

[A Friend of Charlie]

OK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!

VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating...

What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?

You still get peanuts???

Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.

You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again.  Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating.  Win-win.

Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week?  Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children?  Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.

Yeah, there must be more to this story.  Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.

I doubt there was.  I'm wondering if pilots make more money for the extra landing and takeoff.  It seems to be happening regularly.  Unless someone poses a threat to another passenger, why divert the plane?  I think I used to hear stories where someone would have a heart attack and die and the airlines still continued the flight.  Now we're diverting because some jackoff is jacking off?

[CigarGuy87]

OK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!

VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating...

What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?

You still get peanuts???

Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.

You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again.  Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating.  Win-win.

Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week?  Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children?  Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.

Yeah, there must be more to this story.  Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.

I doubt there was.  I'm wondering if pilots make more money for the extra landing and takeoff.  It seems to be happening regularly.  Unless someone poses a threat to another passenger, why divert the plane?  I think I used to hear stories where someone would have a heart attack and die and the airlines still continued the flight.  Now we're diverting because some jackoff is jacking off?

Death by masturbation...sounds like I found out how I wanna die!

[CigarGuy87]

OK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!

VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating...

What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?

You still get peanuts???

Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.

You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again.  Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating.  Win-win.

Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week?  Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children?  Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.

Yeah, there must be more to this story.  Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.

I doubt there was.  I'm wondering if pilots make more money for the extra landing and takeoff.  It seems to be happening regularly.  Unless someone poses a threat to another passenger, why divert the plane?  I think I used to hear stories where someone would have a heart attack and die and the airlines still continued the flight.  Now we're diverting because some jackoff is jacking off?

Death by masturbation...sounds like I found out how I wanna die!

Just hopefully I finish and don't end up like Scotty!

[Travellin Dave]

14 Diamond Crown Julius Caeser  Toro
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13 Romeo y Julieta Vintage Toro
         10/39.99
12 Joya de Nicaragua Antano 1970 Robusto
         10/34.99
11 Padilla Reserva Habano Torpedo
           5/24.50
10 Latitude Zero Robusto
         10/34.99
 9 Oliva Serie 'V' Double Robusto Tubo
          5/29.50
 8 Man O' War Virtue Toro
         10/34.99
 7 Fallen Angel Toro
          5/22.50
 6 Alec Bradley Tempus Quadrum box-press
         10/39.99
 5 Sam Leccia Black Robusto
          5/24.50
 4 Diesel Unlimited Maduro d5 Robusto
         10/32.50
 3 H. Upmann 1844 Reserve Churchill
          5/23.50
 2 CAO Extreme Robusto
         10/39.50
 1 Drew Estate Undercrown
          5/27.50

[Travellin Dave]

OK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!

VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating...

What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?

You still get peanuts???

Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.

You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again.  Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating.  Win-win.

Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week?  Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children?  Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.

Yeah, there must be more to this story.  Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.

I doubt there was.  I'm wondering if pilots make more money for the extra landing and takeoff.  It seems to be happening regularly.  Unless someone poses a threat to another passenger, why divert the plane?  I think I used to hear stories where someone would have a heart attack and die and the airlines still continued the flight.  Now we're diverting because some jackoff is jacking off?

Death by masturbation...sounds like I found out how I wanna die!

If we are choosing, there are some other options for release I would select first.....just sayin'

[razgueado]

OK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!

VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating...

What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?

You still get peanuts???

Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.

You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again.  Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating.  Win-win.

Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week?  Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children?  Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.

Yeah, there must be more to this story.  Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.

The guy was having a psychotic episode. If someone is having a psychotic break, you land the damned plane. Or you just kill him and be done with it.