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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #75 on: January 04, 2018, 01:34:57 PM »

Some minor earthquakes around Mt. St. Helens...wonder if it woke Raz up?
Apparently not.
Madame St. Helens is 48 miles south of the office, which is 54 miles southwest of my house. So no, didn't feel it. We didn't notice when it blew its head off in 1980, either.

There was a 4.4 in SFO this morning too. I'm hoping the big one is coming soon and California gets flushed.
Unless it's a load-bearing state, and the rest of the US is what ends up getting flushed. :)
That state has been circling the drain for years and recently pulled the handle again.
It's our own little Soviet Republic.

Friend of mine was sitting in a hotel lobby last night, browsing a Facebook group I run for shooting enthusiasts. Night manager comes over and tells him people had reported he was looking at guns on his computer. My friend explained. Manager asked him to stop doing it in the lobby. Friend says, "You understand my employer has spent half a million dollars on this hotel past twelve months, and that I make the decision which hotel we use?" Manager apologized, but insisted. So my friend sent the memo they were changing hotels.

Dumbass state full of dumbass people.
Gotta figure the manager was probably just playing the numbers on that one. In CA, there are probably people who spend more than that who didn't like what he was doing.
May be. Regardless, Swissair is not an account I would be nonchalant about losing.
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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #76 on: January 04, 2018, 01:44:13 PM »

Some minor earthquakes around Mt. St. Helens...wonder if it woke Raz up?
Apparently not.
Madame St. Helens is 48 miles south of the office, which is 54 miles southwest of my house. So no, didn't feel it. We didn't notice when it blew its head off in 1980, either.

There was a 4.4 in SFO this morning too. I'm hoping the big one is coming soon and California gets flushed.
Unless it's a load-bearing state, and the rest of the US is what ends up getting flushed. :)
That state has been circling the drain for years and recently pulled the handle again.
It's our own little Soviet Republic.

Friend of mine was sitting in a hotel lobby last night, browsing a Facebook group I run for shooting enthusiasts. Night manager comes over and tells him people had reported he was looking at guns on his computer. My friend explained. Manager asked him to stop doing it in the lobby. Friend says, "You understand my employer has spent half a million dollars on this hotel past twelve months, and that I make the decision which hotel we use?" Manager apologized, but insisted. So my friend sent the memo they were changing hotels.

Dumbass state full of dumbass people.
Gotta figure the manager was probably just playing the numbers on that one. In CA, there are probably people who spend more than that who didn't like what he was doing.
May be. Regardless, Swissair is not an account I would be nonchalant about losing.
It's all about the $$$, not the name.
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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #77 on: January 04, 2018, 01:55:30 PM »

Some minor earthquakes around Mt. St. Helens...wonder if it woke Raz up?
Apparently not.
Madame St. Helens is 48 miles south of the office, which is 54 miles southwest of my house. So no, didn't feel it. We didn't notice when it blew its head off in 1980, either.

There was a 4.4 in SFO this morning too. I'm hoping the big one is coming soon and California gets flushed.
Unless it's a load-bearing state, and the rest of the US is what ends up getting flushed. :)
That state has been circling the drain for years and recently pulled the handle again.
It's our own little Soviet Republic.

Friend of mine was sitting in a hotel lobby last night, browsing a Facebook group I run for shooting enthusiasts. Night manager comes over and tells him people had reported he was looking at guns on his computer. My friend explained. Manager asked him to stop doing it in the lobby. Friend says, "You understand my employer has spent half a million dollars on this hotel past twelve months, and that I make the decision which hotel we use?" Manager apologized, but insisted. So my friend sent the memo they were changing hotels.

Dumbass state full of dumbass people.
Gotta figure the manager was probably just playing the numbers on that one. In CA, there are probably people who spend more than that who didn't like what he was doing.
May be. Regardless, Swissair is not an account I would be nonchalant about losing.
It's all about the $$$, not the name.
I thought it was all about that bass.
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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #78 on: January 04, 2018, 01:55:53 PM »

Some minor earthquakes around Mt. St. Helens...wonder if it woke Raz up?
Apparently not.
Madame St. Helens is 48 miles south of the office, which is 54 miles southwest of my house. So no, didn't feel it. We didn't notice when it blew its head off in 1980, either.

There was a 4.4 in SFO this morning too. I'm hoping the big one is coming soon and California gets flushed.
Unless it's a load-bearing state, and the rest of the US is what ends up getting flushed. :)
That state has been circling the drain for years and recently pulled the handle again.
It's our own little Soviet Republic.

Friend of mine was sitting in a hotel lobby last night, browsing a Facebook group I run for shooting enthusiasts. Night manager comes over and tells him people had reported he was looking at guns on his computer. My friend explained. Manager asked him to stop doing it in the lobby. Friend says, "You understand my employer has spent half a million dollars on this hotel past twelve months, and that I make the decision which hotel we use?" Manager apologized, but insisted. So my friend sent the memo they were changing hotels.

Dumbass state full of dumbass people.
Gotta figure the manager was probably just playing the numbers on that one. In CA, there are probably people who spend more than that who didn't like what he was doing.
May be. Regardless, Swissair is not an account I would be nonchalant about losing.
It's all about the $$$, not the name.
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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #79 on: January 04, 2018, 01:56:19 PM »

Some minor earthquakes around Mt. St. Helens...wonder if it woke Raz up?
Apparently not.
Madame St. Helens is 48 miles south of the office, which is 54 miles southwest of my house. So no, didn't feel it. We didn't notice when it blew its head off in 1980, either.

There was a 4.4 in SFO this morning too. I'm hoping the big one is coming soon and California gets flushed.
Unless it's a load-bearing state, and the rest of the US is what ends up getting flushed. :)
That state has been circling the drain for years and recently pulled the handle again.
It's our own little Soviet Republic.

Friend of mine was sitting in a hotel lobby last night, browsing a Facebook group I run for shooting enthusiasts. Night manager comes over and tells him people had reported he was looking at guns on his computer. My friend explained. Manager asked him to stop doing it in the lobby. Friend says, "You understand my employer has spent half a million dollars on this hotel past twelve months, and that I make the decision which hotel we use?" Manager apologized, but insisted. So my friend sent the memo they were changing hotels.

Dumbass state full of dumbass people.
Gotta figure the manager was probably just playing the numbers on that one. In CA, there are probably people who spend more than that who didn't like what he was doing.
May be. Regardless, Swissair is not an account I would be nonchalant about losing.
It's all about the $$$, not the name.
I thought it was all that bass.
Don't try to start treble now.
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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #80 on: January 04, 2018, 02:01:23 PM »

Some minor earthquakes around Mt. St. Helens...wonder if it woke Raz up?
Apparently not.
Madame St. Helens is 48 miles south of the office, which is 54 miles southwest of my house. So no, didn't feel it. We didn't notice when it blew its head off in 1980, either.

There was a 4.4 in SFO this morning too. I'm hoping the big one is coming soon and California gets flushed.
Unless it's a load-bearing state, and the rest of the US is what ends up getting flushed. :)
That state has been circling the drain for years and recently pulled the handle again.
It's our own little Soviet Republic.

Friend of mine was sitting in a hotel lobby last night, browsing a Facebook group I run for shooting enthusiasts. Night manager comes over and tells him people had reported he was looking at guns on his computer. My friend explained. Manager asked him to stop doing it in the lobby. Friend says, "You understand my employer has spent half a million dollars on this hotel past twelve months, and that I make the decision which hotel we use?" Manager apologized, but insisted. So my friend sent the memo they were changing hotels.

Dumbass state full of dumbass people.
Gotta figure the manager was probably just playing the numbers on that one. In CA, there are probably people who spend more than that who didn't like what he was doing.
May be. Regardless, Swissair is not an account I would be nonchalant about losing.
It's all about the $$$, not the name.
I thought it was all about that bass.
Don't try to start treble now.
Left out a word, makes a little more sense now. 
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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #81 on: January 04, 2018, 02:14:20 PM »

Some minor earthquakes around Mt. St. Helens...wonder if it woke Raz up?
Apparently not.
Madame St. Helens is 48 miles south of the office, which is 54 miles southwest of my house. So no, didn't feel it. We didn't notice when it blew its head off in 1980, either.

There was a 4.4 in SFO this morning too. I'm hoping the big one is coming soon and California gets flushed.
Unless it's a load-bearing state, and the rest of the US is what ends up getting flushed. :)
That state has been circling the drain for years and recently pulled the handle again.
It's our own little Soviet Republic.

Friend of mine was sitting in a hotel lobby last night, browsing a Facebook group I run for shooting enthusiasts. Night manager comes over and tells him people had reported he was looking at guns on his computer. My friend explained. Manager asked him to stop doing it in the lobby. Friend says, "You understand my employer has spent half a million dollars on this hotel past twelve months, and that I make the decision which hotel we use?" Manager apologized, but insisted. So my friend sent the memo they were changing hotels.

Dumbass state full of dumbass people.
Gotta be the PC!
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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #82 on: January 04, 2018, 02:16:59 PM »

Some minor earthquakes around Mt. St. Helens...wonder if it woke Raz up?
Apparently not.
Madame St. Helens is 48 miles south of the office, which is 54 miles southwest of my house. So no, didn't feel it. We didn't notice when it blew its head off in 1980, either.

There was a 4.4 in SFO this morning too. I'm hoping the big one is coming soon and California gets flushed.
Unless it's a load-bearing state, and the rest of the US is what ends up getting flushed. :)
That state has been circling the drain for years and recently pulled the handle again.
It's our own little Soviet Republic.

Friend of mine was sitting in a hotel lobby last night, browsing a Facebook group I run for shooting enthusiasts. Night manager comes over and tells him people had reported he was looking at guns on his computer. My friend explained. Manager asked him to stop doing it in the lobby. Friend says, "You understand my employer has spent half a million dollars on this hotel past twelve months, and that I make the decision which hotel we use?" Manager apologized, but insisted. So my friend sent the memo they were changing hotels.

Dumbass state full of dumbass people.
Gotta figure the manager was probably just playing the numbers on that one. In CA, there are probably people who spend more than that who didn't like what he was doing.
May be. Regardless, Swissair is not an account I would be nonchalant about losing.
It's all about the $$$, not the name.
I thought it was all that bass.
Don't try to start treble now.
Someone may just tell you to go fugue yourself.
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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #83 on: January 04, 2018, 02:22:30 PM »

Some minor earthquakes around Mt. St. Helens...wonder if it woke Raz up?
Apparently not.
Madame St. Helens is 48 miles south of the office, which is 54 miles southwest of my house. So no, didn't feel it. We didn't notice when it blew its head off in 1980, either.

There was a 4.4 in SFO this morning too. I'm hoping the big one is coming soon and California gets flushed.
Unless it's a load-bearing state, and the rest of the US is what ends up getting flushed. :)
That state has been circling the drain for years and recently pulled the handle again.
It's our own little Soviet Republic.

Friend of mine was sitting in a hotel lobby last night, browsing a Facebook group I run for shooting enthusiasts. Night manager comes over and tells him people had reported he was looking at guns on his computer. My friend explained. Manager asked him to stop doing it in the lobby. Friend says, "You understand my employer has spent half a million dollars on this hotel past twelve months, and that I make the decision which hotel we use?" Manager apologized, but insisted. So my friend sent the memo they were changing hotels.

Dumbass state full of dumbass people.
Gotta figure the manager was probably just playing the numbers on that one. In CA, there are probably people who spend more than that who didn't like what he was doing.
May be. Regardless, Swissair is not an account I would be nonchalant about losing.
It's all about the $$$, not the name.
I thought it was all that bass.
Don't try to start treble now.
Someone may just tell you to go fugue yourself.
Might stop the rhythm of the banter if they do.
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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #84 on: January 04, 2018, 02:22:47 PM »

Time to make like a tree and get outta here. Hazzuh!
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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #85 on: January 04, 2018, 02:24:46 PM »

Some minor earthquakes around Mt. St. Helens...wonder if it woke Raz up?
Apparently not.
Madame St. Helens is 48 miles south of the office, which is 54 miles southwest of my house. So no, didn't feel it. We didn't notice when it blew its head off in 1980, either.

There was a 4.4 in SFO this morning too. I'm hoping the big one is coming soon and California gets flushed.
Unless it's a load-bearing state, and the rest of the US is what ends up getting flushed. :)
That state has been circling the drain for years and recently pulled the handle again.
It's our own little Soviet Republic.

Friend of mine was sitting in a hotel lobby last night, browsing a Facebook group I run for shooting enthusiasts. Night manager comes over and tells him people had reported he was looking at guns on his computer. My friend explained. Manager asked him to stop doing it in the lobby. Friend says, "You understand my employer has spent half a million dollars on this hotel past twelve months, and that I make the decision which hotel we use?" Manager apologized, but insisted. So my friend sent the memo they were changing hotels.

Dumbass state full of dumbass people.
Gotta figure the manager was probably just playing the numbers on that one. In CA, there are probably people who spend more than that who didn't like what he was doing.
May be. Regardless, Swissair is not an account I would be nonchalant about losing.
It's all about the $$$, not the name.
I thought it was all that bass.
Don't try to start treble now.
Someone may just tell you to go fugue yourself.
You're usually pretty sharp, but that quip fell flat.
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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #86 on: January 04, 2018, 02:53:45 PM »

shipping on my cigar order/Christmas present is still in the great white north so I was forced to hit the local ABC store today.
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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #87 on: January 04, 2018, 02:54:38 PM »

Time to make like a tree and get outta here. Hazzuh!
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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #88 on: January 04, 2018, 03:02:15 PM »

Those Iguanas Falling From Trees in Florida? They Probably Aren’t Dead.

Beware the falling iguanas in South Florida.

When temperatures dip into the 30s and 40s, people from West Palm Beach to Miami know to be on the lookout for reptiles stunned — but not necessarily killed — by the cold. They can come back to life again in the warmth.

In Boca Raton, Frank Cerabino, a Palm Beach Post columnist familiar with the critters, stepped outside and saw a bright green specimen by his pool on Thursday morning, feet up.

“It’s one of those ethical things: What do you do?” he said in an interview.

Iguanas, which can be as long as six feet, are not native to South Florida. They have proliferated in the subtropical heat, causing headaches for wildlife managers — and occasionally popping up in toilets. It took a prolonged cold spell to significantly reduce their population in 2010. (The same cold snap also resulted in the deaths of many invasive Burmese pythons.)

On Thursday, Mr. Cerabino poked at the animal with his pool skimmer, hoping to wake it up. In a previous backyard encounter with a paralyzed iguana, he said, picking it up with a shovel did the trick.

But no luck this time.

“He didn’t move,” Mr. Cerabino said. “But he’s probably still alive. My experience is that they take a while to die.”

So he opted for leaving the iguana where it was, “and dealing with it when I come home.”

“He’ll either get enough sun where he’ll revive himself and get himself up the tree, or he’ll continue to freeze and turn dark brown — almost black — and I’ll know he’s dead,” Mr. Cerabino said.
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Re: 1/4/2018
« Reply #89 on: January 04, 2018, 03:45:47 PM »

Those Iguanas Falling From Trees in Florida? They Probably Aren’t Dead.

Beware the falling iguanas in South Florida.

When temperatures dip into the 30s and 40s, people from West Palm Beach to Miami know to be on the lookout for reptiles stunned — but not necessarily killed — by the cold. They can come back to life again in the warmth.

In Boca Raton, Frank Cerabino, a Palm Beach Post columnist familiar with the critters, stepped outside and saw a bright green specimen by his pool on Thursday morning, feet up.

“It’s one of those ethical things: What do you do?” he said in an interview.

Iguanas, which can be as long as six feet, are not native to South Florida. They have proliferated in the subtropical heat, causing headaches for wildlife managers — and occasionally popping up in toilets. It took a prolonged cold spell to significantly reduce their population in 2010. (The same cold snap also resulted in the deaths of many invasive Burmese pythons.)

On Thursday, Mr. Cerabino poked at the animal with his pool skimmer, hoping to wake it up. In a previous backyard encounter with a paralyzed iguana, he said, picking it up with a shovel did the trick.

But no luck this time.

“He didn’t move,” Mr. Cerabino said. “But he’s probably still alive. My experience is that they take a while to die.”

So he opted for leaving the iguana where it was, “and dealing with it when I come home.”

“He’ll either get enough sun where he’ll revive himself and get himself up the tree, or he’ll continue to freeze and turn dark brown — almost black — and I’ll know he’s dead,” Mr. Cerabino said.
Interesting. Can't we eat it instead?
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