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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #45 on: July 17, 2017, 08:20:40 AM »

Off to the airport.  Have a good one guys.
Dave travels.
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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #46 on: July 17, 2017, 08:20:49 AM »

good morning guys. I have a meeting with the Mayor of Inglis, Florida at 9:15! Sheesh.
Morning Dean.
Another restraining order?....lol
I wish it were that simple.
my Home Group is hosting a Long Timer's Speaker meeting to coincide with our pot luck meeting December 5th and I want to lock in the date at the Community Center so it doesn't interfere with any Christmas events.
And handling the community center calendar is the mayor's responsibility? How small is this town?
population 1,347

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inglis,_Florida
Is Satan still banned? :D
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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #47 on: July 17, 2017, 08:28:20 AM »

Morning Daves, Tony, and OffToSeeTheMayorDean. 
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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #48 on: July 17, 2017, 08:29:39 AM »

Lady borrowed my truck, left her keys, but took her keys with her. I am stranded. meeting cancelled until tomorrow. F*CK!!!!!!
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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #49 on: July 17, 2017, 08:31:56 AM »

Lady borrowed my truck, left her keys, but took her keys with her. I am stranded. meeting cancelled until tomorrow. F*CK!!!!!!
Sorry, I'm stuck in the left her keys, took her keys loop.  Guess I'll just wait until my head explodes to move on.
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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #50 on: July 17, 2017, 08:37:05 AM »

Lady borrowed my truck, left her keys, but took her keys with her. I am stranded. meeting cancelled until tomorrow. F*CK!!!!!!
Sorry, I'm stuck in the left her keys, took her keys loop.  Guess I'll just wait until my head explodes to move on.
sorry, I'm pissed and not thinking well.
she left me HER car, but took her keys with her.
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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #51 on: July 17, 2017, 08:39:37 AM »

good morning guys. I have a meeting with the Mayor of Inglis, Florida at 9:15! Sheesh.
Morning Dean.
Another restraining order?....lol
I wish it were that simple.
my Home Group is hosting a Long Timer's Speaker meeting to coincide with our pot luck meeting December 5th and I want to lock in the date at the Community Center so it doesn't interfere with any Christmas events.
And handling the community center calendar is the mayor's responsibility? How small is this town?
population 1,347

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inglis,_Florida
Is Satan still banned? :D
I don't know, I do know there are a lot of sinners in Inglis, so they may have had to let him back in with that separation of church and state thing.
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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #52 on: July 17, 2017, 08:45:53 AM »

Lady borrowed my truck, left her keys, but took her keys with her. I am stranded. meeting cancelled until tomorrow. F*CK!!!!!!
Sorry, I'm stuck in the left her keys, took her keys loop.  Guess I'll just wait until my head explodes to move on.
sorry, I'm pissed and not thinking well.
she left me HER car, but took her keys with her.
I figured as much, just jackin' with you.  Adding insult to injury, it's what we do. 
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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #53 on: July 17, 2017, 08:49:38 AM »

Lady borrowed my truck, left her keys, but took her keys with her. I am stranded. meeting cancelled until tomorrow. F*CK!!!!!!
Sorry, I'm stuck in the left her keys, took her keys loop.  Guess I'll just wait until my head explodes to move on.
sorry, I'm pissed and not thinking well.
she left me HER car, but took her keys with her.
I remember doing that once, taking the wife's keys to work instead of mine. Couldn't get into any of my desk drawers that day.
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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #54 on: July 17, 2017, 08:50:27 AM »

Lady borrowed my truck, left her keys, but took her keys with her. I am stranded. meeting cancelled until tomorrow. F*CK!!!!!!
Sorry, I'm stuck in the left her keys, took her keys loop.  Guess I'll just wait until my head explodes to move on.
sorry, I'm pissed and not thinking well.
she left me HER car, but took her keys with her.
I figured as much, just jackin' with you.  Adding insult to injury, it's what we do.
I'm better now. Short Story and coffee going. Life Is Good again.
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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #55 on: July 17, 2017, 08:56:52 AM »

Lady borrowed my truck, left her keys, but took her keys with her. I am stranded. meeting cancelled until tomorrow. F*CK!!!!!!
Sorry, I'm stuck in the left her keys, took her keys loop.  Guess I'll just wait until my head explodes to move on.
sorry, I'm pissed and not thinking well.
she left me HER car, but took her keys with her.
I remember doing that once, taking the wife's keys to work instead of mine. Couldn't get into any of my desk drawers that day.
Once locked the keys inside a rental car.  Keys in ignition, engine running.  That was a fun morning. 
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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2017, 09:12:27 AM »

Lady borrowed my truck, left her keys, but took her keys with her. I am stranded. meeting cancelled until tomorrow. F*CK!!!!!!
Sorry, I'm stuck in the left her keys, took her keys loop.  Guess I'll just wait until my head explodes to move on.
sorry, I'm pissed and not thinking well.
she left me HER car, but took her keys with her.
I remember doing that once, taking the wife's keys to work instead of mine. Couldn't get into any of my desk drawers that day.
Once locked the keys inside a rental car.  Keys in ignition, engine running.  That was a fun morning.
I'll bet.
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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #57 on: July 17, 2017, 09:17:27 AM »

81° RealFeel 101°. great day to have the septic tank pumped out.
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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #58 on: July 17, 2017, 09:18:57 AM »

Today's a palindrome date.  It should be a paid holiday.
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Re: 7/17/2017
« Reply #59 on: July 17, 2017, 09:25:40 AM »

Lady borrowed my truck, left her keys, but took her keys with her. I am stranded. meeting cancelled until tomorrow. F*CK!!!!!!
Sorry, I'm stuck in the left her keys, took her keys loop.  Guess I'll just wait until my head explodes to move on.
sorry, I'm pissed and not thinking well.
she left me HER car, but took her keys with her.
I remember doing that once, taking the wife's keys to work instead of mine. Couldn't get into any of my desk drawers that day.
Horrible when you can't even get into your own drawers.
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