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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #120 on: March 13, 2017, 03:20:29 PM »

Morning, muchachos.

Hey, Bret...
Howdy, Steve. How's things down east?
That's not east, that's south, we're east.
It is East of him, southeast to be exact, but still east....
Yea, yea Flip.....a.....thanks for joining us..... ::)   ???
crawling back under rock now....
maybe I'll work today, since looks like I'm getting snowed in tomorrow. 
for you married guys out there, went to a friends Birthday lunch yesterday.
Sat at a table with 3 single women two of which were over 40 years old.  It was
refreshing to be at a place where I could do no wrong, and people were charmed by
what I said.  then I went back home, and reality set back in.....  8)
Yea, yea, marry any one of those three and the same would happen.
Exactly. They're thinking the same thing about you and their husbands.
no, they were all single, two were divorced, but currently single women. 
single women just behave differently around a man.  That band of gold, makes the nicest guy
in the world, am asshole in 9 to 24 months.
Smart guy like you, you could get that done in 6 months. ;)
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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #121 on: March 13, 2017, 03:23:17 PM »

Alright, time to check out now. Hope to be back tomorrow, as long as I make it to work without getting snowed in. Hazzuh!
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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #122 on: March 13, 2017, 03:38:36 PM »

Morning, muchachos.

Hey, Bret...
Howdy, Steve. How's things down east?
That's not east, that's south, we're east.
It is East of him, southeast to be exact, but still east....
Yea, yea Flip.....a.....thanks for joining us..... ::)   ???
crawling back under rock now....
maybe I'll work today, since looks like I'm getting snowed in tomorrow. 
for you married guys out there, went to a friends Birthday lunch yesterday.
Sat at a table with 3 single women two of which were over 40 years old.  It was
refreshing to be at a place where I could do no wrong, and people were charmed by
what I said.  then I went back home, and reality set back in.....  8)
Yea, yea, marry any one of those three and the same would happen.
Exactly. They're thinking the same thing about you and their husbands.
no, they were all single, two were divorced, but currently single women. 
single women just behave differently around a man.  That band of gold, makes the nicest guy
in the world, am asshole in 9 to 24 months.
Fortunately, I was an asshole to start with, so expectations were managed.
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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #123 on: March 13, 2017, 03:44:03 PM »

Morning, muchachos.

Hey, Bret...
Howdy, Steve. How's things down east?
That's not east, that's south, we're east.
It is East of him, southeast to be exact, but still east....
Yea, yea Flip.....a.....thanks for joining us..... ::)   ???
crawling back under rock now....
maybe I'll work today, since looks like I'm getting snowed in tomorrow. 
for you married guys out there, went to a friends Birthday lunch yesterday.
Sat at a table with 3 single women two of which were over 40 years old.  It was
refreshing to be at a place where I could do no wrong, and people were charmed by
what I said.  then I went back home, and reality set back in.....  8)
Yea, yea, marry any one of those three and the same would happen.
Exactly. They're thinking the same thing about you and their husbands.
no, they were all single, two were divorced, but currently single women. 
single women just behave differently around a man.  That band of gold, makes the nicest guy
in the world, am asshole in 9 to 24 months.
Fortunately, I was an asshole to start with, so expectations were managed.
Not true.  They usually manage to change their expectations so you are sure to no longer comply.
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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #124 on: March 13, 2017, 03:54:34 PM »

Morning, muchachos.

Hey, Bret...
Howdy, Steve. How's things down east?
That's not east, that's south, we're east.
It is East of him, southeast to be exact, but still east....
Yea, yea Flip.....a.....thanks for joining us..... ::)   ???
crawling back under rock now....
maybe I'll work today, since looks like I'm getting snowed in tomorrow. 
for you married guys out there, went to a friends Birthday lunch yesterday.
Sat at a table with 3 single women two of which were over 40 years old.  It was
refreshing to be at a place where I could do no wrong, and people were charmed by
what I said.  then I went back home, and reality set back in.....  8)
Yea, yea, marry any one of those three and the same would happen.
Exactly. They're thinking the same thing about you and their husbands.
no, they were all single, two were divorced, but currently single women. 
single women just behave differently around a man.  That band of gold, makes the nicest guy
in the world, am asshole in 9 to 24 months.
Fortunately, I was an asshole to start with, so expectations were managed.
Not true.  They usually manage to change their expectations so you are sure to no longer comply.
Damn. What's lower than "asshole"?
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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #125 on: March 13, 2017, 04:15:29 PM »

Morning, muchachos.

Hey, Bret...
Howdy, Steve. How's things down east?
That's not east, that's south, we're east.
It is East of him, southeast to be exact, but still east....
Yea, yea Flip.....a.....thanks for joining us..... ::)   ???
crawling back under rock now....
maybe I'll work today, since looks like I'm getting snowed in tomorrow. 
for you married guys out there, went to a friends Birthday lunch yesterday.
Sat at a table with 3 single women two of which were over 40 years old.  It was
refreshing to be at a place where I could do no wrong, and people were charmed by
what I said.  then I went back home, and reality set back in.....  8)
Yea, yea, marry any one of those three and the same would happen.
Exactly. They're thinking the same thing about you and their husbands.
no, they were all single, two were divorced, but currently single women. 
single women just behave differently around a man.  That band of gold, makes the nicest guy
in the world, am asshole in 9 to 24 months.
Fortunately, I was an asshole to start with, so expectations were managed.
Not true.  They usually manage to change their expectations so you are sure to no longer comply.
Damn. What's lower than "asshole"?
husband....  It's what they all want, till they got one. 
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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #126 on: March 13, 2017, 04:27:45 PM »

Morning, muchachos.

Hey, Bret...
Howdy, Steve. How's things down east?
That's not east, that's south, we're east.
It is East of him, southeast to be exact, but still east....
Yea, yea Flip.....a.....thanks for joining us..... ::)   ???
crawling back under rock now....
maybe I'll work today, since looks like I'm getting snowed in tomorrow. 
for you married guys out there, went to a friends Birthday lunch yesterday.
Sat at a table with 3 single women two of which were over 40 years old.  It was
refreshing to be at a place where I could do no wrong, and people were charmed by
what I said.  then I went back home, and reality set back in.....  8)
Yea, yea, marry any one of those three and the same would happen.
Exactly. They're thinking the same thing about you and their husbands.
no, they were all single, two were divorced, but currently single women. 
single women just behave differently around a man.  That band of gold, makes the nicest guy
in the world, am asshole in 9 to 24 months.
Fortunately, I was an asshole to start with, so expectations were managed.
Not true.  They usually manage to change their expectations so you are sure to no longer comply.
Just arrived to the discussion, we're talking about the FDA?
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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #127 on: March 13, 2017, 04:32:33 PM »

Morning, muchachos.

Hey, Bret...
Howdy, Steve. How's things down east?
That's not east, that's south, we're east.
It is East of him, southeast to be exact, but still east....
Yea, yea Flip.....a.....thanks for joining us..... ::)   ???
crawling back under rock now....
maybe I'll work today, since looks like I'm getting snowed in tomorrow. 
for you married guys out there, went to a friends Birthday lunch yesterday.
Sat at a table with 3 single women two of which were over 40 years old.  It was
refreshing to be at a place where I could do no wrong, and people were charmed by
what I said.  then I went back home, and reality set back in.....  8)
Yea, yea, marry any one of those three and the same would happen.
Exactly. They're thinking the same thing about you and their husbands.
no, they were all single, two were divorced, but currently single women. 
single women just behave differently around a man.  That band of gold, makes the nicest guy
in the world, am asshole in 9 to 24 months.
Fortunately, I was an asshole to start with, so expectations were managed.
Not true.  They usually manage to change their expectations so you are sure to no longer comply.
Just arrived to the discussion, we're talking about the FDA?
Wives. Same basic thing.
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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #128 on: March 13, 2017, 04:59:03 PM »

Looks like y'all covered the first chapter of marriage and family relations 101 this afternoon.
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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #129 on: March 13, 2017, 05:00:27 PM »

Putting the flame to a Sobremesa for a try.
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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #130 on: March 13, 2017, 05:04:37 PM »

Had to stop on the way home to try and get a plumbing part for a faucet.  Of course they did not have the part but only the entire $30 piece.  Fuk you I said, Amazon has the Fuk'n part for $10 with free 2-day shipping.  Meanwhile they were claiming you can't buy just the needed part.....Assholes, they must be married.
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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #131 on: March 13, 2017, 05:14:06 PM »

Had to stop on the way home to try and get a plumbing part for a faucet.  Of course they did not have the part but only the entire $30 piece.  Fuk you I said, Amazon has the Fuk'n part for $10 with free 2-day shipping.  Meanwhile they were claiming you can't buy just the needed part.....Assholes, they must be married.
Sounds like a business opportunity...start collecting all those pieces and parts inevitably left over from DIY projects and sell them on Amazon.

Afternoon, Tex
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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #132 on: March 13, 2017, 05:19:49 PM »

Had to stop on the way home to try and get a plumbing part for a faucet.  Of course they did not have the part but only the entire $30 piece.  Fuk you I said, Amazon has the Fuk'n part for $10 with free 2-day shipping.  Meanwhile they were claiming you can't buy just the needed part.....Assholes, they must be married.
Sounds like a business opportunity...start collecting all those pieces and parts inevitably left over from DIY projects and sell them on Amazon.

Afternoon, Tex
Afternoon Raz
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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #133 on: March 13, 2017, 05:19:59 PM »

Morning, muchachos.

Hey, Bret...
Howdy, Steve. How's things down east?
That's not east, that's south, we're east.
It is East of him, southeast to be exact, but still east....
Yea, yea Flip.....a.....thanks for joining us..... ::)   ???
crawling back under rock now....
maybe I'll work today, since looks like I'm getting snowed in tomorrow. 
for you married guys out there, went to a friends Birthday lunch yesterday.
Sat at a table with 3 single women two of which were over 40 years old.  It was
refreshing to be at a place where I could do no wrong, and people were charmed by
what I said.  then I went back home, and reality set back in.....  8)
Yea, yea, marry any one of those three and the same would happen.
Exactly. They're thinking the same thing about you and their husbands.
no, they were all single, two were divorced, but currently single women. 
single women just behave differently around a man.  That band of gold, makes the nicest guy
in the world, am asshole in 9 to 24 months.
Fortunately, I was an asshole to start with, so expectations were managed.
Not true.  They usually manage to change their expectations so you are sure to no longer comply.
Damn. What's lower than "asshole"?
Older asshole that doesn't want the same things I want.
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Re: 3/13/2017
« Reply #134 on: March 13, 2017, 05:21:39 PM »

Putting the flame to a Sobremesa for a try.
Hope you like it.
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