Post by: CigarBanter on September 14, 2018, 12:00:51 AM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 14, 2018, 05:07:15 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 05:54:40 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 05:58:51 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 06:29:21 AM
just turned on TWC. very surprised it's downgraded to at cat 1.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 06:34:32 AM
Morning, all.Good morning, LTG. Any Golf in the foreseeable future?
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 06:35:16 AM
good morning Dave, Tony, and Dave.That's a good thing. Good morning, Dean.
just turned on TWC. very surprised it's downgraded to at cat 1.
Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 06:36:22 AM
Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 06:36:43 AM
Morning Hurricanes Jammers, radar image at 5:00a.m. eye is within a few miles of the shore near Wrightsville Beach, NC. At this point my condo is just outside of the rain bands to the south.Glad to hear your condo area is not getting "slammed", "grinded", or "Mike Tyson punched" as our hyperbolic weather folks say.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 06:37:47 AM
Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.Good morning, Mark. Early start today?
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 06:38:20 AM
Unfortunately, probably not. Forecast is dodgy for this weekend, and next weekend we're heading out to Bethlehem for my nephew's birthday.Morning, all.Good morning, LTG. Any Golf in the foreseeable future?
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 06:40:52 AM
Morning Hurricanes Jammers, radar image at 5:00a.m. eye is within a few miles of the shore near Wrightsville Beach, NC. At this point my condo is just outside of the rain bands to the south.Good to be outside of the rain bands AND to the less destructive south side of the storm, although it's apparently going to head in that direction later.
Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 06:43:57 AM
Yeah, gave up on sleep and came to work. Maybe I'll split early, too, we'll see.Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.Good morning, Mark. Early start today?
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 06:44:20 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 06:45:09 AM
Doubt that HR is going to approve of that.Yeah, gave up on sleep and came to work. Maybe I'll split early, too, we'll see.Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.Good morning, Mark. Early start today?
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 06:50:22 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 06:50:22 AM
Jesus?Unfortunately, probably not. Forecast is dodgy for this weekend, and next weekend we're heading out to Bethlehem for my nephew's birthday.Morning, all.Good morning, LTG. Any Golf in the foreseeable future?
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 06:50:49 AM
Today's Highlight in History:
On Sept. 14, 1901, President William McKinley died in Buffalo, New York, of gunshot wounds inflicted by an assassin; Vice President Theodore Roosevelt succeeded him.
On this date:
In 1814, Francis Scott Key was inspired to write the poem "Defence of Fort McHenry" (later "The Star-Spangled Banner") after witnessing the American flag flying over the Maryland fort following a night of British naval bombardment during the War of 1812.
In 1861, the first naval engagement of the Civil War took place as the USS Colorado attacked and sank the Confederate private schooner Judah off Pensacola, Florida.
In 1927, modern dance pioneer Isadora Duncan died in Nice (nees), France, when her scarf became entangled in a wheel of the sports car she was riding in.
In 1954, the Soviet Union detonated a 40-kiloton atomic test weapon.
In 1972, the family drama series "The Waltons" premiered on CBS.
In 1975, Pope Paul VI declared Mother Elizabeth Ann Bayley Seton the first U.S.-born saint.
In 1982, Princess Grace of Monaco, formerly actress Grace Kelly, died at age 52 of injuries from a car crash the day before; Lebanon's president-elect, Bashir Gemayel (bah-SHEER' jeh-MAY'-el), was killed by a bomb.
In 1985, Shiite (SHEE'-eyet) Muslim kidnappers in Lebanon released the Rev. Benjamin Weir (weer) after holding him captive for 16 months.
In 1991, the government of South Africa, the African National Congress and the Inkatha (in-KAH'-tah) Freedom Party signed a national peace pact.
In 1994, on the 34th day of a strike by players, Acting Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig announced the 1994 season was over.
In 2001, Americans packed churches and clogged public squares on a day of remembrance for the victims of the Sept. 11 attacks. President George W. Bush prayed with his Cabinet and attended services at Washington National Cathedral, then flew to New York, where he waded into the ruins of the World Trade Center and addressed rescue workers in a flag-waving, bullhorn-wielding show of resolve.
In 2012, fury over an anti-Muslim film ridiculing the Prophet Muhammad spread across the Muslim world, with deadly clashes near Western embassies in Tunisia and Sudan, an American fast-food restaurant set ablaze in Lebanon, and international peacekeepers attacked in the Sinai.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 06:50:59 AM
Manger and all.Jesus?Unfortunately, probably not. Forecast is dodgy for this weekend, and next weekend we're heading out to Bethlehem for my nephew's birthday.Morning, all.Good morning, LTG. Any Golf in the foreseeable future?
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 06:51:34 AM
Five years ago: A diplomatic breakthrough on securing and destroying Syria's chemical weapons stockpile, negotiated by the U.S. and Russia, averted the threat of U.S. military action.
One year ago: CIA Director Mike Pompeo canceled a planned appearance at Harvard University over the school's decision to name Chelsea Manning a visiting fellow. Former CIA deputy director Mike Morell resigned from his post at Harvard's John F. Kennedy School of Government, saying he couldn't be part of an organization that "honors a convicted felon and leaker of classified information." More than 80 people were killed in an attack in southern Iraq targeting a restaurant frequented by Shiite Muslim pilgrims; the Islamic State group claimed responsibility.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 06:51:52 AM
Morning HighAndDryDave, PutterlessDave, Mr. Mayor, UberDean and EarlyRiserBean.Hello NJDave. Weekend plans?
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 06:55:46 AM
Actress Zoe Caldwell is 85.
Actor Walter Koenig (KAY'-nihg) is 82.
Basketball Hall of Fame coach Larry Brown is 78.
Singer-actress Joey Heatherton is 74.
Actor Sam Neill is 71.
Singer Jon "Bowzer" Bauman (Sha Na Na) is 71.
Actor Robert Wisdom is 65.
Rock musician Steve Berlin (Los Lobos) is 63.
Country singer-songwriter Beth Nielsen Chapman is 62.
Actress Mary Crosby is 59.
Singer Morten Harket (a-ha) is 59.
Country singer John Berry is 59.
Actress Melissa Leo is 58.
Actress Faith Ford is 54.
Actor Jamie Kaler is 54.
Actress Michelle Stafford is 53.
Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev is 53.
Rock musician Mike Cooley (Drive-By Truckers) is 52.
Actor Dan Cortese is 51.
Contemporary Christian singer Mark Hall is 49.
Actor-writer-director-producer Tyler Perry is 49.
Actor Ben Garant is 48.
Rock musician Craig Montoya (Tri Polar) is 48.
Actress Kimberly Williams-Paisley is 47.
Actor Andrew Lincoln is 45.
Rapper Nas is 45.
Actor Austin Basis is 42.
Country singer Danielle Peck is 40.
Pop singer Ayo is 38.
Actor Sebastian Sozzi is 36.
Actor Adam Lamberg is 34.
Singer Alex Clare is 33.
Actor Chad Duell (TV: "General Hospital") is 31.
Actress Jessica Brown Findlay is 31.
Actor-singer Logan Henderson is 29.
Actress Emma Kenney is 19.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 06:56:18 AM
Ten years ago: Losing its devastating punch as a major hurricane, Ike nevertheless drubbed the Midwest with powerful winds and floodwaters...
Sounds like Ike was Flo's older brother.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 06:56:38 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 06:57:29 AM
Thought for Today: "Civilizations die from philosophical calm, irony, and the sense of fair play quite as surely as they die of debauchery." — Joseph Wood Krutch, American author, critic and educator (1893-1970).But debauchery is the better way to go.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 06:58:24 AM
Couch potatoe watching College football on Saturday. Getting some new smokes in.Morning HighAndDryDave, PutterlessDave, Mr. Mayor, UberDean and EarlyRiserBean.Hello NJDave. Weekend plans?
Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 06:59:09 AM
That putz will probably be too distracted watching hurricane coverage to notice.Doubt that HR is going to approve of that.Yeah, gave up on sleep and came to work. Maybe I'll split early, too, we'll see.Morning Daves, Dean, and Mr. Mayor.Good morning, Mark. Early start today?
Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 07:00:28 AM
Hehehe, took me a minute.Jesus?Unfortunately, probably not. Forecast is dodgy for this weekend, and next weekend we're heading out to Bethlehem for my nephew's birthday.Morning, all.Good morning, LTG. Any Golf in the foreseeable future?
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 07:00:43 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 07:01:34 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 07:02:14 AM
Visit the manger and drop in to say hi at CI! Sounds like a good trip! Don't forget your coupons! https://www.cigarsinternational.com/retail/specials/monthly-couponManger and all.Jesus?Unfortunately, probably not. Forecast is dodgy for this weekend, and next weekend we're heading out to Bethlehem for my nephew's birthday.Morning, all.Good morning, LTG. Any Golf in the foreseeable future?
Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 07:03:04 AM
Indeed.Thought for Today: "Civilizations die from philosophical calm, irony, and the sense of fair play quite as surely as they die of debauchery." — Joseph Wood Krutch, American author, critic and educator (1893-1970).But debauchery is the better way to go.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 07:04:47 AM
Being as it's tooearlyoclock, getting it at all is a solid.Hehehe, took me a minute.Jesus?Unfortunately, probably not. Forecast is dodgy for this weekend, and next weekend we're heading out to Bethlehem for my nephew's birthday.Morning, all.Good morning, LTG. Any Golf in the foreseeable future?
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 07:05:52 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 07:12:05 AM
Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 07:15:23 AM
Jam at CI today.....just sayin'.Yes, and if you hurry you can snag some $4 Nubs.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 07:19:00 AM
No Rappers, but Happy Birthday to Joey Heatherton and Mr. ChekovI apologize, we do have Nas up for Mr. Bean this morning.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 07:20:49 AM
Ooh, a 5V sampler, be still my heart!Visit the manger and drop in to say hi at CI! Sounds like a good trip! Don't forget your coupons! https://www.cigarsinternational.com/retail/specials/monthly-couponManger and all.Jesus?Unfortunately, probably not. Forecast is dodgy for this weekend, and next weekend we're heading out to Bethlehem for my nephew's birthday.Morning, all.Good morning, LTG. Any Golf in the foreseeable future?
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 07:26:17 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 07:39:56 AM
8-5-8 lit, coffee poured, hot tub ready, neighbor lady on her way, life is good.No ride for the daughter this morning?
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 14, 2018, 07:43:52 AM
Unfortunately it seems damned and determined to go straight towards me, hopefully it will lose some strength on the way. I don’t have flood risk but I do have wind risk.Morning Hurricanes Jammers, radar image at 5:00a.m. eye is within a few miles of the shore near Wrightsville Beach, NC. At this point my condo is just outside of the rain bands to the south.Good to be outside of the rain bands AND to the less destructive south side of the storm, although it's apparently going to head in that direction later.
Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 07:45:04 AM
MorningWoodDean is giving the mom a ride today.8-5-8 lit, coffee poured, hot tub ready, neighbor lady on her way, life is good.No ride for the daughter this morning?
Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 07:46:47 AM
My guess is you'll loose power and have difficulty with some closed roads, lack of gas, etc, but otherwise good. I've watched enough weather on TV to be an expert, so there you have it.Unfortunately it seems damned and determined to go straight towards me, hopefully it will lose some strength on the way. I don’t have flood risk but I do have wind risk.Morning Hurricanes Jammers, radar image at 5:00a.m. eye is within a few miles of the shore near Wrightsville Beach, NC. At this point my condo is just outside of the rain bands to the south.Good to be outside of the rain bands AND to the less destructive south side of the storm, although it's apparently going to head in that direction later.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 07:53:38 AM
already took her to work.8-5-8 lit, coffee poured, hot tub ready, neighbor lady on her way, life is good.No ride for the daughter this morning?
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 09:04:58 AM
So is this now part of your regular duties?already took her to work.8-5-8 lit, coffee poured, hot tub ready, neighbor lady on her way, life is good.No ride for the daughter this morning?
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 09:09:35 AM
She's his new gazebo.So is this now part of your regular duties?already took her to work.8-5-8 lit, coffee poured, hot tub ready, neighbor lady on her way, life is good.No ride for the daughter this morning?
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 09:12:48 AM
this is the one who's deadbeat boyfriend totalled her car. insurance paid off the car but her credit is too bad to get financing on a new one, she's looking for a beater.So is this now part of your regular duties?already took her to work.8-5-8 lit, coffee poured, hot tub ready, neighbor lady on her way, life is good.No ride for the daughter this morning?
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 09:14:22 AM
like they say: I'd love to get in her pants ........... but one asshole in there is enough.She's his new gazebo.So is this now part of your regular duties?already took her to work.8-5-8 lit, coffee poured, hot tub ready, neighbor lady on her way, life is good.No ride for the daughter this morning?
Post by: ss2 on September 14, 2018, 09:18:02 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 09:27:48 AM
so someone tell me how $50.00 for a fiver is "dumping" cigars. Cigar Page is as bad as the rest... Good morning all!They're obviously hoping to dump them on some unsuspecting rube. Morning, Sam.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 09:27:55 AM
LALTSlike they say: I'd love to get in her pants ........... but one asshole in there is enough.She's his new gazebo.So is this now part of your regular duties?already took her to work.8-5-8 lit, coffee poured, hot tub ready, neighbor lady on her way, life is good.No ride for the daughter this morning?
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 09:31:51 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 09:32:40 AM
Under Texas law, deadly force is authorized and justified in order to stop an aggravated sexual assault or sexual assault.
Sounds like justice to me!
I think he's a hero!
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 09:33:11 AM
so someone tell me how $50.00 for a fiver is "dumping" cigars. Cigar Page is as bad as the rest... Good morning all!morning Sam.
Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 09:34:25 AM
they are doing over 100 recues in New Bern, NC. I was under the impression they issued a mandatory evacuation and if you needed help you were on your own? WTF.Hard to imagine someone ignoring advice and doing stupid schitt then expecting another person to come to their rescue when it goes south. ;)
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 09:41:40 AM
A young father from Texas who caught a 47 year old man sexually assaulting his 5 year old daughter will not be charged for beating the molester to death. The father was alerted by another child and ran to a remote shack hearing screams, and found the man and his daughter with their underwear off. He went into a rage beating the man with his bare hands, then called 911 for help.Damn straight!
Under Texas law, deadly force is authorized and justified in order to stop an aggravated sexual assault or sexual assault.
Sounds like justice to me!
I think he's a hero!
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 09:42:58 AM
so someone tell me how $50.00 for a fiver is "dumping" cigars. Cigar Page is as bad as the rest... Good morning all!Morning Sam.
It's called Sales and Marketing.
Post by: ss2 on September 14, 2018, 09:48:53 AM
Oh, silly me. Hi Dave.so someone tell me how $50.00 for a fiver is "dumping" cigars. Cigar Page is as bad as the rest... Good morning all!Morning Sam.
It's called Sales and Marketing.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 09:49:21 AM
Has remarkable similarities to politics.so someone tell me how $50.00 for a fiver is "dumping" cigars. Cigar Page is as bad as the rest... Good morning all!Morning Sam.
It's called Sales and Marketing.
Post by: ss2 on September 14, 2018, 09:49:50 AM
Well, May be a rube, but at least in this case, not unsuspecting. they failed in their mission in that case.so someone tell me how $50.00 for a fiver is "dumping" cigars. Cigar Page is as bad as the rest... Good morning all!They're obviously hoping to dump them on some unsuspecting rube. Morning, Sam.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 09:55:57 AM
pretty fucking stupid and selfish. they can plead for help when it's too late, putting others at risk, but God forbid they humble themselves and ask for help before the storm.they are doing over 100 recues in New Bern, NC. I was under the impression they issued a mandatory evacuation and if you needed help you were on your own? WTF.Hard to imagine someone ignoring advice and doing stupid schitt then expecting another person to come to their rescue when it goes south. ;)
Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 09:55:58 AM
And politicians are to be believed as much.Has remarkable similarities to politics.so someone tell me how $50.00 for a fiver is "dumping" cigars. Cigar Page is as bad as the rest... Good morning all!Morning Sam.
It's called Sales and Marketing.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 09:58:18 AM
Clearly you are not the rube they're looking for.Well, May be a rube, but at least in this case, not unsuspecting. they failed in their mission in that case.so someone tell me how $50.00 for a fiver is "dumping" cigars. Cigar Page is as bad as the rest... Good morning all!They're obviously hoping to dump them on some unsuspecting rube. Morning, Sam.
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Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 10:03:19 AM
He should also sue the dead pervs estate for any medical bills related to injured hands.A young father from Texas who caught a 47 year old man sexually assaulting his 5 year old daughter will not be charged for beating the molester to death. The father was alerted by another child and ran to a remote shack hearing screams, and found the man and his daughter with their underwear off. He went into a rage beating the man with his bare hands, then called 911 for help.Damn straight!
Under Texas law, deadly force is authorized and justified in order to stop an aggravated sexual assault or sexual assault.
Sounds like justice to me!
I think he's a hero!
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 10:05:03 AM
Better yet, they complain that the help was not quick enough or that accommodations were not up to standard.pretty fucking stupid and selfish. they can plead for help when it's too late, putting others at risk, but God forbid they humble themselves and ask for help before the storm.they are doing over 100 recues in New Bern, NC. I was under the impression they issued a mandatory evacuation and if you needed help you were on your own? WTF.Hard to imagine someone ignoring advice and doing stupid schitt then expecting another person to come to their rescue when it goes south. ;)
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 10:13:28 AM
too many people have the mentality today that someone will ALWAYS help them, LOL including the FEMA claims.Better yet, they complain that the help was not quick enough or that accommodations were not up to standard.pretty fucking stupid and selfish. they can plead for help when it's too late, putting others at risk, but God forbid they humble themselves and ask for help before the storm.they are doing over 100 recues in New Bern, NC. I was under the impression they issued a mandatory evacuation and if you needed help you were on your own? WTF.Hard to imagine someone ignoring advice and doing stupid schitt then expecting another person to come to their rescue when it goes south. ;)
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 10:16:05 AM
Kind of reminds me of this joke:too many people have the mentality today that someone will ALWAYS help them, LOL including the FEMA claims.Better yet, they complain that the help was not quick enough or that accommodations were not up to standard.pretty fucking stupid and selfish. they can plead for help when it's too late, putting others at risk, but God forbid they humble themselves and ask for help before the storm.they are doing over 100 recues in New Bern, NC. I was under the impression they issued a mandatory evacuation and if you needed help you were on your own? WTF.Hard to imagine someone ignoring advice and doing stupid schitt then expecting another person to come to their rescue when it goes south. ;)
A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes. They ordered everyone in the town to evacuate immediately.
A faithful Christian man heard the warning and decided to stay, saying to himself, “I will trust God and if I am in danger, then God will send a divine miracle to save me.”
The neighbors came by his house and said to him, “We’re leaving and there is room for you in our car, please come with us!” But the man declined. “I have faith that God will save me.”
As the man stood on his porch watching the water rise up the steps, a man in a canoe paddled by and called to him, “Hurry and come into my canoe, the waters are rising quickly!” But the man again said, “No thanks, God will save me.”
The floodwaters rose higher pouring water into his living room and the man had to retreat to the second floor. A police motorboat came by and saw him at the window. “We will come up and rescue you!” they shouted. But the man refused, waving them off saying, “Use your time to save someone else! I have faith that God will save me!”
The flood waters rose higher and higher and the man had to climb up to his rooftop.
A helicopter spotted him and dropped a rope ladder. A rescue officer came down the ladder and pleaded with the man, "Grab my hand and I will pull you up!" But the man STILL refused, folding his arms tightly to his body. “No thank you! God will save me!”
Shortly after, the house broke up and the floodwaters swept the man away and he drowned.
When in Heaven, the man stood before God and asked, “I put all of my faith in You. Why didn’t You come and save me?”
And God said, “Son, I sent you a warning. I sent you a car. I sent you a canoe. I sent you a motorboat. I sent you a helicopter. What more were you looking for?”
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 10:18:23 AM
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Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 10:34:59 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 10:46:08 AM
Thanks for sharing that Dean.... :o >:(
not a problem, anytime. 😅
Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 10:52:19 AM
F'kn deadbeats! Oh wait...too many people have the mentality today that someone will ALWAYS help them, LOL including the FEMA claims.Better yet, they complain that the help was not quick enough or that accommodations were not up to standard.pretty fucking stupid and selfish. they can plead for help when it's too late, putting others at risk, but God forbid they humble themselves and ask for help before the storm.they are doing over 100 recues in New Bern, NC. I was under the impression they issued a mandatory evacuation and if you needed help you were on your own? WTF.Hard to imagine someone ignoring advice and doing stupid schitt then expecting another person to come to their rescue when it goes south. ;)
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 10:54:36 AM
(https://images-production.global.ssl.fastly.net/uploads/photos/file/123077/the-office-dwight-quote-7.jpg)Better yet, they complain that the help was not quick enough or that accommodations were not up to standard.pretty fucking stupid and selfish. they can plead for help when it's too late, putting others at risk, but God forbid they humble themselves and ask for help before the storm.they are doing over 100 recues in New Bern, NC. I was under the impression they issued a mandatory evacuation and if you needed help you were on your own? WTF.Hard to imagine someone ignoring advice and doing stupid schitt then expecting another person to come to their rescue when it goes south. ;)
Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 11:06:14 AM
Thanks for sharing that Dean.... :o >:(Need an antidote.
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Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 11:24:07 AM
much better.Thanks for sharing that Dean.... :o >:(Need an antidote.
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Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 11:30:06 AM
A young father from Texas who caught a 47 year old man sexually assaulting his 5 year old daughter will not be charged for beating the molester to death. The father was alerted by another child and ran to a remote shack hearing screams, and found the man and his daughter with their underwear off. He went into a rage beating the man with his bare hands, then called 911 for help.
Under Texas law, deadly force is authorized and justified in order to stop an aggravated sexual assault or sexual assault.
Sounds like justice to me!
I think he's a hero!
That's disgusting. Wish he could have beat him to death twice.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 11:30:30 AM
so someone tell me how $50.00 for a fiver is "dumping" cigars. Cigar Page is as bad as the rest... Good morning all!Good morning, Sam.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 11:38:44 AM
I wish I could figure out a way to block you from seeing Dave's antidote since you were the one that inflicted us with the original image.much better.Thanks for sharing that Dean.... :o >:(Need an antidote.
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Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 11:59:25 AM
Indeed!much better.Thanks for sharing that Dean.... :o >:(Need an antidote.
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Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 12:02:06 PM
no quite half done.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 12:05:36 PM
More antidote...Indeed!much better.Thanks for sharing that Dean.... :o >:(Need an antidote.
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Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 12:10:36 PM
I can't post mine. not work place friendly.More antidote...Indeed!much better.Thanks for sharing that Dean.... :o >:(Need an antidote.
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Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 12:26:51 PM
As if your original Walmart gal was any place friendly.I can't post mine. not work place friendly.More antidote...Indeed!much better.Thanks for sharing that Dean.... :o >:(Need an antidote.
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Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 12:29:42 PM
at least HR wouldn't fire for it, maybe.As if your original Walmart gal was any place friendly.I can't post mine. not work place friendly.More antidote...Indeed!much better.Thanks for sharing that Dean.... :o >:(Need an antidote.
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Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 12:43:00 PM
She was over the line, even for Walmart.As if your original Walmart gal was any place friendly.I can't post mine. not work place friendly.More antidote...Indeed!much better.Thanks for sharing that Dean.... :o >:(Need an antidote.
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Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 12:49:41 PM
I don't know about that.at least HR wouldn't fire for it, maybe.As if your original Walmart gal was any place friendly.I can't post mine. not work place friendly.More antidote...Indeed!much better.Thanks for sharing that Dean.... :o >:(Need an antidote.
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Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 12:54:34 PM
been washing the truck. great weather, sun and hot.wax and interior next.
no quite half done.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 01:23:13 PM
Oh yes they would.at least HR wouldn't fire for it, maybe.As if your original Walmart gal was any place friendly.I can't post mine. not work place friendly.More antidote...Indeed!much better.Thanks for sharing that Dean.... :o >:(Need an antidote.
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Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 01:23:45 PM
Then you'll be incapacitated all day tomorrow.been washing the truck. great weather, sun and hot.wax and interior next.
no quite half done.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 01:24:07 PM
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 01:27:17 PM
A camel meets an elephant. The elephant asks jokingly: “Why do you have two
breasts on your back?” The camel replies: “With a face like yours, I’d just
shut up.”
Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want
to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological
parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed
she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 01:30:22 PM
Speaking of Flip...
A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”
I don't get it.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 01:34:44 PM
recovery picnic tomorrow, just have to set up my laptop with the history of AA in Citrus County and collect tickets. sit down job.Then you'll be incapacitated all day tomorrow.been washing the truck. great weather, sun and hot.wax and interior next.
no quite half done.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 01:35:04 PM
My neighbor came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about
her underwear disappearing from her clothes line.
I can tell you I
nearly shit her pants.
I’ve read so many horrible things about drinking and smoking recently that I
made a new, firm New Year’s resolution: NO MORE READING!
I heard the Secret Service had to change their commands.
They can’t
say “Get down!” anymore when the President is under attack.
Now it’s
“Donald! Duck!”
Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?
Do you smoke?
No.
Do you eat too much?
No.
Do you go to bed late?
No.
Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
No.
Then why would
you want to live more than 100 years?
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 01:36:29 PM
:-XSpeaking of Flip...
A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”
I don't get it.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 01:36:31 PM
Speaking of Flip...
A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”
I don't get it.
some women do housework, not yours I guess. LOL
Post by: flip from jersey on September 14, 2018, 02:00:06 PM
maybe this little limerick will help::-XSpeaking of Flip...
A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”
I don't get it.
There was an old hermit named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in his cave,
The neighbors would yell,
and aside from the smell
Just think of the money he saved!
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 02:00:13 PM
Ohhhhh! Yeah, you're right. Not mine.Speaking of Flip...
A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”
I don't get it.
some women do housework, not yours I guess. LOL
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 14, 2018, 02:12:07 PM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 02:14:32 PM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 02:14:56 PM
It's just about that time. Hazzuh!enjoy the weekend Dave.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 02:25:51 PM
In either room...... :o or so I've been led to believe :-XSpeaking of Flip...
A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”
I don't get it.
some women do housework, not yours I guess. LOL
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 02:28:30 PM
Yea, get a couple holes in.It's just about that time. Hazzuh!enjoy the weekend Dave.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 02:30:48 PM
Post by: Threebean on September 14, 2018, 02:34:23 PM
Too easy.Yea, get a couple holes in.It's just about that time. Hazzuh!enjoy the weekend Dave.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 02:41:25 PM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 02:43:15 PM
(https://images-production.global.ssl.fastly.net/uploads/photos/file/123077/the-office-dwight-quote-7.jpg)Better yet, they complain that the help was not quick enough or that accommodations were not up to standard.pretty fucking stupid and selfish. they can plead for help when it's too late, putting others at risk, but God forbid they humble themselves and ask for help before the storm.they are doing over 100 recues in New Bern, NC. I was under the impression they issued a mandatory evacuation and if you needed help you were on your own? WTF.Hard to imagine someone ignoring advice and doing stupid schitt then expecting another person to come to their rescue when it goes south. ;)
New Bern to 150 Stranded Residents: 'We Are Coming to Get You'
dumb asses, as if they don't have anything better to do with their time but drag your asses out.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 02:44:31 PM
Enough of this week. Time to call it. Maybe Mr. Bean will be following shortly...
I'll be out soon, just got to do the wax off thing, then 2nd coat and repeat.
starting to hurt.
Post by: razgueado on September 14, 2018, 02:59:55 PM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 03:03:29 PM
It's true.In either room...... :o or so I've been led to believe :-XSpeaking of Flip...
A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”
I don't get it.
some women do housework, not yours I guess. LOL
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 03:05:37 PM
Afternoon, muchachos. Dropping #2 son at college today. It's lunacy, but all I have to do is sit here behind the wheel and get told where to go.That's kind of a late start, no?
Post by: razgueado on September 14, 2018, 03:07:05 PM
CWU is on the quarter system.Afternoon, muchachos. Dropping #2 son at college today. It's lunacy, but all I have to do is sit here behind the wheel and get told where to go.That's kind of a late start, no?
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 03:07:05 PM
Good job, Danielson. Nexta, sanda da flor.Enough of this week. Time to call it. Maybe Mr. Bean will be following shortly...
I'll be out soon, just got to do the wax off thing, then 2nd coat and repeat.
starting to hurt.
Post by: razgueado on September 14, 2018, 03:07:41 PM
And paintda fence.Good job, Danielson. Nexta, sanda da flor.Enough of this week. Time to call it. Maybe Mr. Bean will be following shortly...
I'll be out soon, just got to do the wax off thing, then 2nd coat and repeat.
starting to hurt.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 03:18:01 PM
Afternoon, muchachos. Dropping #2 son at college today. It's lunacy, but all I have to do is sit here behind the wheel and get told where to go.
yep, that's what women are for. is she in the back seat at least?
Post by: razgueado on September 14, 2018, 03:19:38 PM
No, she's in the shotgun seat. That way, if I have to shoot her, I can keep my eyes on the road.Afternoon, muchachos. Dropping #2 son at college today. It's lunacy, but all I have to do is sit here behind the wheel and get told where to go.
yep, that's what women are for. is she in the back seat at least?
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 03:29:57 PM
tell her to shut up or you'll pess charges on spousal abuse.No, she's in the shotgun seat. That way, if I have to shoot her, I can keep my eyes on the road.Afternoon, muchachos. Dropping #2 son at college today. It's lunacy, but all I have to do is sit here behind the wheel and get told where to go.
yep, that's what women are for. is she in the back seat at least?
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 03:34:14 PM
Post by: razgueado on September 14, 2018, 03:55:31 PM
Nah, truth is she's easy. It's all the student volunteers that are issuing most of the commands. "Go there! Park here! Don't get out!". A bunch of ROTC cadets empty the Burb. "Now, go that way! Park in any lot!"tell her to shut up or you'll pess charges on spousal abuse.No, she's in the shotgun seat. That way, if I have to shoot her, I can keep my eyes on the road.Afternoon, muchachos. Dropping #2 son at college today. It's lunacy, but all I have to do is sit here behind the wheel and get told where to go.
yep, that's what women are for. is she in the back seat at least?
Sir! Yes sir!
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 04:10:33 PM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 14, 2018, 04:11:39 PM
should have wore your stars, or a collar at least.Nah, truth is she's easy. It's all the student volunteers that are issuing most of the commands. "Go there! Park here! Don't get out!". A bunch of ROTC cadets empty the Burb. "Now, go that way! Park in any lot!"tell her to shut up or you'll pess charges on spousal abuse.No, she's in the shotgun seat. That way, if I have to shoot her, I can keep my eyes on the road.Afternoon, muchachos. Dropping #2 son at college today. It's lunacy, but all I have to do is sit here behind the wheel and get told where to go.
yep, that's what women are for. is she in the back seat at least?
Sir! Yes sir!
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 05:26:49 PM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 14, 2018, 06:33:12 PM
Home with a BWS Sindustry and a Flying Dog The Fear Imperial Pumpkin Stout.Finally left the office. Long day, sheesh. Lit a Namakubi for the walk across town. Hitting the spot.
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Post by: Travellin Dave on September 14, 2018, 11:53:28 PM