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[Travellin Dave]

Speaking of Flip...

A camel meets an elephant. The elephant asks jokingly: “Why do you have two
breasts on your back?” The camel replies: “With a face like yours, I’d just
 shut up.”

Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want
 to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological
 parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed
 she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”

[A Friend of Charlie]

Speaking of Flip...

A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”

I don't get it.

[FloridaDean]

been washing the truck. great weather, sun and hot.
no quite half done.

wax and interior next.

Then you'll be incapacitated all day tomorrow.

recovery picnic tomorrow, just have to set up my laptop with the history of AA in Citrus County and collect tickets. sit down job.

[Travellin Dave]

And because we made it to page 7, a few more...

My neighbor came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about
 her underwear disappearing from her clothes line.
I can tell you I
 nearly shit her pants.

I’ve read so many horrible things about drinking and smoking recently that I
 made a new, firm New Year’s resolution: NO MORE READING!

I heard the Secret Service had to change their commands.

They can’t
 say “Get down!” anymore when the President is under attack.
Now it’s
“Donald! Duck!”

Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?

Do you smoke?
 No.
Do you eat too much?
 No.
Do you go to bed late?
 No.
Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
 No.
Then why would
 you want to live more than 100 years?

[Travellin Dave]

Speaking of Flip...

A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”

I don't get it.

[FloridaDean]

Speaking of Flip...

A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”

I don't get it.

some women do housework, not yours I guess. LOL

[flip from jersey]

Speaking of Flip...

A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”

I don't get it.

maybe this little limerick will help:
There was an old hermit named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in his cave,
The neighbors would yell,
and aside from the smell
Just think of the money he saved!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Speaking of Flip...

A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”

I don't get it.

some women do housework, not yours I guess. LOL

Ohhhhh! Yeah, you're right. Not mine.

[LuvTooGolf]

It's just about that time. Hazzuh!

[FloridaDean]

91° RealFeel 105°. HOT, even for me!

[FloridaDean]

It's just about that time. Hazzuh!

enjoy the weekend Dave.

[Travellin Dave]

Speaking of Flip...

A guy tells his friend, “Man I think my wife may be dead…”
Friend: “What?! Why would you think that?”
Guy: “Well in bed she’s the same as ever but the kitchen got quite messy…”

I don't get it.

some women do housework, not yours I guess. LOL

In either room......   or so I've been led to believe   

[Travellin Dave]

It's just about that time. Hazzuh!

enjoy the weekend Dave.

Yea, get a couple holes in.

[Travellin Dave]

Look who the cat drug in!

[Threebean]

It's just about that time. Hazzuh!

enjoy the weekend Dave.

Yea, get a couple holes in.

Too easy.