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Cigar Banter => Daily Cigar Deals Discussion => Topic started by: CigarBanter on March 13, 2018, 12:48:00 AM
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It's Tuesday again! In between insults we'll occasionally discuss cigars. Join in and perhaps learn something along the way. Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either... And welcome aboard!
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Morning, all. Happy Twofer.
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Sheesh.
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Morning Dave.
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This DST is really catching up with me.
Good morning, men.
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Today is Tuesday, March 13, the 72nd day of 2018. There are 293 days left in the year.
Today's Highlight in History:
On March 13, 1928, at least 400 people died when the San Francisquito Canyon in Southern California was inundated with water after the nearly two-year-old St. Francis Dam collapsed just before midnight the evening of March 12.
On this date:
In 1639, New College was renamed Harvard College for clergyman John Harvard.
In 1781, the seventh planet of the solar system, Uranus, was discovered by Sir William Herschel.
In 1865, Confederate President Jefferson Davis signed a measure allowing black slaves to enlist in the Confederate States Army with the promise they would be set free.
In 1901, the 23rd President of the United States, Benjamin Harrison, died in Indianapolis at age 67.
In 1925, the Tennessee General Assembly approved a bill prohibiting the teaching of the theory of evolution. (Gov. Austin Peay (pee) signed the measure on March 21.)
In 1933, banks in the U.S. began to reopen after a "holiday" declared by President Franklin D. Roosevelt.
In 1947, the Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe musical "Brigadoon," about a Scottish village which magically reappears once every hundred years, opened on Broadway.
In 1954, the Battle of Dien Bien Phu began during the First Indochina War as Viet Minh forces attacked French troops, who were defeated nearly two months later.
In 1964, bar manager Catherine "Kitty" Genovese, 28, was stabbed to death near her Queens, New York, home; the case gained notoriety over the supposed reluctance of Genovese's neighbors to respond to her cries for help.
In 1980, Ford Motor Co. Chairman Henry Ford II announced he was stepping down, the same day a jury in Winamac, Indiana, found the company not guilty of reckless homicide in the fiery deaths of three young women in a Ford Pinto.
In 1988, yielding to student protests, the board of trustees of Gallaudet University in Washington D.C., a liberal arts college for the hearing-impaired, chose I. King Jordan to become the school's first deaf president.
In 1996, a gunman burst into an elementary school in Dunblane, Scotland, and opened fire, killing 16 children and one teacher before killing himself.
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Ten years ago: The body of Chaldean Catholic Archbishop Paulos Faraj Rahho (POW'-loh fah-RAHJ' rah-HOO') was found in a shallow grave in northern Iraq, two weeks after he was kidnapped by gunmen in one of the most dramatic attacks against the country's small Christian community. Gold hit a record, rising to $1,000 an ounce for the first time. Bode Miller clinched the men's overall World Cup ski title in Bormio, Italy.
Five years ago: Jorge Bergoglio (HOHR'-hay behr-GOHG'-lee-oh) of Argentina was elected pope, choosing the name Francis; he was the first pontiff from the Americas and the first from outside Europe in more than a millennium.
One year ago: The Congressional Budget Office said that 14 million Americans would lose coverage the next year under House Republican legislation remaking the nation's health care system, and that number would balloon to 24 million by 2026. Once the world's most-wanted fugitive, Ilich Ramirez Sanchez, the man known as "Carlos the Jackal," appeared in a French court for a deadly 1974 attack on a Paris shopping arcade that killed two people. (He was convicted and sentenced to life in prison for the third time.)
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Today's Birthdays: Jazz musician Roy Haynes is 93. Country singer Jan Howard is 88. Songwriter Mike Stoller (STOH'-ler) is 85. Singer-songwriter Neil Sedaka is 79. Opera singer Julia Migenes is 69. Actor William H. Macy is 68. Political commentator Charles Krauthammer is 68. Comedian Robin Duke is 64. Actress Dana Delany is 62. Sen. John Hoeven, R-N.D., is 61. Rock musician Adam Clayton (U2) is 58. Jazz musician Terence Blanchard is 56. Actor Christopher Collet is 50. Rock musician Matt McDonough (Mudvayne) is 49. Actress Annabeth Gish is 47. Actress Tracy Wells is 47. Rapper-actor Common is 46. Rapper Khujo (Goodie Mob, The Lumberjacks) is 46. Singer Glenn Lewis is 43. Actor Danny Masterson is 42. Bluegrass musician Clayton Campbell (The Gibson Brothers) is 37. Actor Noel Fisher is 34. Singers Natalie and Nicole Albino (Nina Sky) are 34. Actor Emile Hirsch is 33. Olympic gold medal skier Mikaela Shiffrin is 23.
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Thought for Today: "Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing." - John Stuart Mill, English philosopher and economist (1806-1873).
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This DST is really catching up to me.
Good morning, men.
I'm with you Mr. Mayor, I hate it as well.
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Morning Tony.
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This DST is really catching up to me.
Good morning, men.
I'm with you Mr. Mayor, I hate it as well.
I hate the fact that we change time at all, but come on. It was an hour you lost 2 days ago. Sack up already!
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This DST is really catching up with me.
Good morning, men.
I'm with you Mr. Mayor, I hate it as well.
I'll be fine if we never have to change it back.
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This DST is really catching up with me.
Good morning, men.
I'm with you Mr. Mayor, I hate it as well.
I hate the fact that we change time at all, but come on. It was an hour you lost 2 days ago. Sack up already!
I know you're right. Just saying I feel like shit this morning and I need an excuse. 
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Nothing worth reporting from either CI or Sis offerings.
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This DST is really catching up to me.
Good morning, men.
I'm with you Mr. Mayor, I hate it as well.
I hate the fact that we change time at all, but come on. It was an hour you lost 2 days ago. Sack up already!
It usually takes me like two weeks to adjust. Never been a morning person, and that extra hour earlier just sucks.
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This DST is really catching up to me.
Good morning, men.
I'm with you Mr. Mayor, I hate it as well.
I hate the fact that we change time at all, but come on. It was an hour you lost 2 days ago. Sack up already!
It usually takes me like two weeks to adjust. Never been a morning person, and that extra hour earlier just sucks.
Indeed.
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This DST is really catching up to me.
Good morning, men.
I'm with you Mr. Mayor, I hate it as well.
I hate the fact that we change time at all, but come on. It was an hour you lost 2 days ago. Sack up already!
Just like gubmint to jack around with the time of day. GFY!
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Morning Daves and Mr. Mayor. I need a nap.
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This DST is really catching up with me.
Good morning, men.
I'm with you Mr. Mayor, I hate it as well.
I hate the fact that we change time at all, but come on. It was an hour you lost 2 days ago. Sack up already!
I know you're right. Just saying I feel like shit this morning and I need an excuse. 
Lol, well, at least you're honest about it.
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Morning Daves and Mr. Mayor. I need a nap.
Have your ovaries been affected by DST, too? 8)
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This DST is really catching up to me.
Good morning, men.
I'm with you Mr. Mayor, I hate it as well.
I hate the fact that we change time at all, but come on. It was an hour you lost 2 days ago. Sack up already!
Just like gubmint to jack around with the time of day. GFY!
Well said. Good morning, Mark.
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La Palina Reds still available at the Page, 10/$18.50 toro not bad at all. (thanks to Fishy for that one)
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Morning Daves and Mr. Mayor. I need a nap.
Have your ovaries been affected by DST, too? 8)
You're just used to getting up at three in the morning or whatever....
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Morning Daves and Mr. Mayor. I need a nap.
Have your ovaries been affected by DST, too? 8)
Yes, my cycle is all out of whack. Makes my flow heavy. :P
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Morning Daves and Mr. Mayor. I need a nap.
Have your ovaries been affected by DST, too? 8)
You're just used to getting up at three in the morning or whatever....
And then he hazzuh's at what is lunch time for most people. WTF.
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Morning Daves and Mr. Mayor. I need a nap.
Have your ovaries been affected by DST, too? 8)
You're just used to getting up at three in the morning or whatever....
So, you're setting your alarm an hour earlier now, or are you still getting up at the same time? ;)
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Morning Daves and Mr. Mayor. I need a nap.
Have your ovaries been affected by DST, too? 8)
Yes, my cycle is all out of whack. Makes my flow heavy. :P
Get this man some chocolate, stat!
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La Palina Reds still available at the Page, 10/$18.50 toro not bad at all. (thanks to Fishy for that one)
Hard to pass up at that price.
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La Palina Reds still available at the Page, 10/$18.50 toro not bad at all. (thanks to Fishy for that one)
Thanks for the heads up on that. Didn't see them on the side when I looked again this morning. Hit 'em twice.
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La Palina Reds still available at the Page, 10/$18.50 toro not bad at all. (thanks to Fishy for that one)
I'm seeing the scorcher up now. Is it just me?
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La Palina Reds still available at the Page, 10/$18.50 toro not bad at all. (thanks to Fishy for that one)
I'm seeing the scorcher up now. Is it just me?
No, that's what I saw too and missed them. They're on the right side of the page.
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This DST is really catching up to me.
Good morning, men.
I'm with you Mr. Mayor, I hate it as well.
I hate the fact that we change time at all, but come on. It was an hour you lost 2 days ago. Sack up already!
I have to agree there, sheesh
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La Palina Reds still available at the Page, 10/$18.50 toro not bad at all. (thanks to Fishy for that one)
I'm seeing the scorcher up now. Is it just me?
No, that's what I saw too and missed them. They're on the right side of the page.
I had already bit on them so it doesn't really matter.
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This DST is really catching up to me.
Good morning, men.
I'm with you Mr. Mayor, I hate it as well.
I hate the fact that we change time at all, but come on. It was an hour you lost 2 days ago. Sack up already!
I have to agree there, sheesh
I agreed too. Sheesh. What is it, Tuesday?
Good morning, Scott.
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This DST is really catching up to me.
Good morning, men.
I'm with you Mr. Mayor, I hate it as well.
I hate the fact that we change time at all, but come on. It was an hour you lost 2 days ago. Sack up already!
I have to agree there, sheesh
And who asked you Joanna?
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This DST is really catching up to me.
Good morning, men.
I'm with you Mr. Mayor, I hate it as well.
I hate the fact that we change time at all, but come on. It was an hour you lost 2 days ago. Sack up already!
I have to agree there, sheesh
I agreed too. Sheesh. What is it, Tuesday?
Good morning, Scott.
It is indeed, morning Antoinette!
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Morning HomeDepotFish.
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Off to the airport....need to go to Minnesota to escape this winter shit.
Hope to catch up with Oy on Wednesday.
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This DST is really catching up to me.
Good morning, men.
I'm with you Mr. Mayor, I hate it as well.
I hate the fact that we change time at all, but come on. It was an hour you lost 2 days ago. Sack up already!
I have to agree there, sheesh
And who asked you Joanna?
Oh look, it's the fellow leaker. Certainly looks as if your cycles are in sync
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Off to the airport....need to go to Minnesota to escape this winter shit.
Hope to catch up with Oy on Wednesday.
Is Minnesota not where I think it is?
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morning guys, coffee and cigar here.
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Off to the airport....need to go to Minnesota to escape this winter shit.
Hope to catch up with Oy on Wednesday.
Is Minnesota not where I think it is?
#fakegeography
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morning guys, coffee and cigar here.
Good morning, Dean.
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Off to the airport....need to go to Minnesota to escape this winter shit.
Hope to catch up with Oy on Wednesday.
Is Minnesota not where I think it is?
#fakegeography
Is that Betsy Devos's favorite class? :)
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morning guys, coffee and cigar here.
Morning, Dean.
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anyone in Texas expecting little brown box soon?
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anyone in Texas expecting little brown box soon?
Not after they build the wall.
Or did you mean in the mail? ;D
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anyone in Texas expecting little brown box soon?
Not after they build the wall.
Or did you mean in the mail? ;D
Hi-yo!
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anyone in Texas expecting little brown box soon?
If so DON'T OPEN IT! Good morning all!
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anyone in Texas expecting little brown box soon?
Not after they build the wall.
Or did you mean in the mail? ;D
LOL.
I wish I lived closer to the wall.
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anyone in Texas expecting little brown box soon?
If so DON'T OPEN IT! Good morning all!
morning Sam.
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
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How many times can you drain something if you never fill it back up again? Asking for a friend.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-rex-tillerson-out-at-state-dept-cias-pompeo-to-replace-him-live-updates/
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
Yeah, well it IS March and even up here we should be done with this nonsense. it doesn't act like winter all winter, then in the spring, it decides to act like winter.
'course, then again, it may not be an act...Global Cooling?
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
Yeah, well it IS March and even up here we should be done with this nonsense. it doesn't act like winter all winter, then in the spring, it decides to act like winter.
'course, then again, it may not be an act...Global Cooling?
#alternativefacts
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
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How many times can you drain something if you never fill it back up again? Asking for a friend.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-rex-tillerson-out-at-state-dept-cias-pompeo-to-replace-him-live-updates/
Draining something doesn't require refilling.
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How many times can you drain something if you never fill it back up again? Asking for a friend.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-rex-tillerson-out-at-state-dept-cias-pompeo-to-replace-him-live-updates/
Apparently Tillerson didn't agree on everything with Trumpf. Imagine that. Sure he will no get Pompro who is totally loyal.
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How many times can you drain something if you never fill it back up again? Asking for a friend.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-rex-tillerson-out-at-state-dept-cias-pompeo-to-replace-him-live-updates/
Draining something doesn't require refilling.
That explains why we've been left with the sediment at the bottom.
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
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How many times can you drain something if you never fill it back up again? Asking for a friend.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-rex-tillerson-out-at-state-dept-cias-pompeo-to-replace-him-live-updates/
Apparently Tillerson didn't agree on everything with Trumpf. Imagine that. Sure he will no get Pompro who is totally loyal.
I would love to see a chart of all the positions he's fired, hired, fired, then hired again for so far.
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MICHAEL Burgher offering up AND made "fake Hrmmingways" again.
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MICHAEL Burgher offering up AND made "fake Hrmmingways" again.
Can someone translate for me?
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Morning, muchachos.
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Morning, muchachos.
morning RevRaz.
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
Snowing here.
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Morning, muchachos.
morning RevRaz.
Howdy, Dean. How's everyone holding up down there?
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How many times can you drain something if you never fill it back up again? Asking for a friend.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-rex-tillerson-out-at-state-dept-cias-pompeo-to-replace-him-live-updates/
Apparently Tillerson didn't agree on everything with Trumpf. Imagine that. Sure he will no get Pompro who is totally loyal.
I would love to see a chart of all the positions he's fired, hired, fired, then hired again for so far.
It's almost like a reality show.
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
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Morning, muchachos.
Hello, Bret and Sam.
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Morning, muchachos.
morning RevRaz.
Howdy, Dean. How's everyone holding up down there?
still a mess. will be for quite awhile I'm sure. once he is interred at the cemetary next month I'm sure it'll calm down.
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Well, at least it took longer than any of us expected.
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MICHAEL Burgher offering up AND made "fake Hrmmingways" again.
Can someone translate for me?
Hey I'm on the phone. Email from Sis offering fake Hemmingways from AJF....forgot autocorrect.
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How many times can you drain something if you never fill it back up again? Asking for a friend.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-rex-tillerson-out-at-state-dept-cias-pompeo-to-replace-him-live-updates/
Apparently Tillerson didn't agree on everything with Trumpf. Imagine that. Sure he will no get Pompro who is totally loyal.
I would love to see a chart of all the positions he's fired, hired, fired, then hired again for so far.
It's almost like a reality show.
That's what you get when you hire someone who most recently hosted a reality show, I suppose. If we're going to hire reality show hosts, let's at least get the guy from Survivor. He looks like someone who would at least know when to button a suit jacket.
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MICHAEL Burgher offering up AND made "fake Hrmmingways" again.
Can someone translate for me?
Hey I'm on the phone. Email from Sis offering fake Hemmingways from AJF....forgot autocorrect.
Lol, gotcha. Guess they didn't get rid of enough last time.
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Dangerous territory.
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Morning, muchachos.
Hello, Bret and Sam.
Morning, Mr. Mayor.
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Dangerous territory.
agreed, but she needed a phone, I didn't care. until she gets his SS, pension, and insurances straighted out all dhe has to live on is $77 a month and food stamps.
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Morning, muchachos.
Raz!
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Well, at least it took longer than any of us expected.
I believe I just won the Banter Over/Under bet...everyone send me cigars
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
From experience i can tell you that that is a good plan!
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Well, at least it took longer than any of us expected.
I believe I just won the Banter Over/Under bet...everyone send me cigars
the betting pool ought to send ME cigars!
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
...... and by then do you actually think you'll have funding available?
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
I want to be on your phone plan too... Please, please please?!?
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Well, at least it took longer than any of us expected.
I believe I just won the Banter Over/Under bet...everyone send me cigars
the betting pool ought to send ME cigars!
But the betting pool tried to warn you!
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
...... and by then do you actually think you'll have funding available?
The GOP says I'll have an extra $4000 this year from...somewhere. That should cover it.
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
I want to be on your phone plan too... Please, please please?!?
You might not like the payment terms...
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Morning, muchachos.
Raz!
Sammy!
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Dangerous territory.
agreed, but she needed a phone, I didn't care. until she gets his SS, pension, and insurances straighted out all dhe has to live on is $77 a month and food stamps.
Is it the redhead who has money? I get the members of your harem confused.
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
...... and by then do you actually think you'll have funding available?
The GOP says I'll have an extra $4000 this year from...somewhere. That should cover it.
if you know anything about Trump, that's subject to change without notice. I wouldn't spend it before you got it.
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Dangerous territory.
agreed, but she needed a phone, I didn't care. until she gets his SS, pension, and insurances straighted out all dhe has to live on is $77 a month and food stamps.
Is it the redhead who has money? I get the members of your harem confused.
no, the 'redhead' is rich, the 'lady' is the one that lost her husband last week, the 'model' is crippled and has some money put aside, she doesn't need mine.
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
I want to be on your phone plan too... Please, please please?!?
I'm sure you do. only costs the lady $67 a month compared to the $154 she was paying and $397 for a new phone, $422 to get out of her contract.
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
I want to be on your phone plan too... Please, please please?!?
I'm sure you do. only costs the lady $67 a month compared to the $154 she was paying and $397 for a new phone, $422 to get out of her contract.
That's just nuts.
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
I want to be on your phone plan too... Please, please please?!?
I'm sure you do. only costs the lady $67 a month compared to the $154 she was paying and $397 for a new phone, $422 to get out of her contract.
That's just nuts.
yep, letting her 4 kids get their own plans and reimburse me.
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Griffins toro for lunch. 8)
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Uh oh, revolving door is still spinning today.
https://www.newsandguts.com/trumps-personal-assistant-fired-escorted-white-house/
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
...... and by then do you actually think you'll have funding available?
The GOP says I'll have an extra $4000 this year from...somewhere. That should cover it.
if you know anything about Trump, that's subject to change without notice. I wouldn't spend it before you got it.
It's not going to change, since it never had a basis in reality anyways.
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
...... and by then do you actually think you'll have funding available?
The GOP says I'll have an extra $4000 this year from...somewhere. That should cover it.
if you know anything about Trump, that's subject to change without notice. I wouldn't spend it before you got it.
It's not going to change, since it never had a basis in reality anyways.
PROMISES PROMISES
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
By then, I'll have heat and AC installed in the garage and just live in the man cave.
...... and by then do you actually think you'll have funding available?
The GOP says I'll have an extra $4000 this year from...somewhere. That should cover it.
if you know anything about Trump, that's subject to change without notice. I wouldn't spend it before you got it.
It's not going to change, since it never had a basis in reality anyways.
PROMISES PROMISES
In this case, they weren't promises, since they were speaking about the actual bill. This was just terrible comprehension of logic and math. But anyone with an ounce of sense could see that it was nonsense, so no money lost.
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Time to finish up the training we couldn't finish yesterday because of the meeting directly afterwards (sheesh), then heading home. Hazzuh!
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Time to finish up the training we couldn't finish yesterday because of the meeting directly afterwards (sheesh), then heading home. Hazzuh!
Later, Dave. Don't get hit by the Coronal Mass Ejection on your way home. Sounds like it could make quite a mess. (TWSS).
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Time to finish up the training we couldn't finish yesterday because of the meeting directly afterwards (sheesh), then heading home. Hazzuh!
later Dave.
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Time to finish up the training we couldn't finish yesterday because of the meeting directly afterwards (sheesh), then heading home. Hazzuh!
later -$4000 and noheatora/cinthegarageDave.
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I am off to the funeral home to pick up the death certificate.
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I am off to the funeral home to pick up the death certificate.
nope, no I'm not. funeral home waiting for state apprival. what a cluster fuck. they don't make it easy on the survivors!
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Time to finish up the training we couldn't finish yesterday because of the meeting directly afterwards (sheesh), then heading home. Hazzuh!
Later, Dave. Don't get hit by the Coronal Mass Ejection on your way home. Sounds like it could make quite a mess. (TWSS).
Colonel who?
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Time to finish up the training we couldn't finish yesterday because of the meeting directly afterwards (sheesh), then heading home. Hazzuh!
Later, Dave. Don't get hit by the Coronal Mass Ejection on your way home. Sounds like it could make quite a mess. (TWSS).
Colonel who?
No, they don't. Been there, done that.
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Everybody have their brackets filled out?
I don't. I was gonna do one but just never got the chance. Plus I have no idea how the teams have been doing this season.
Bracket is now filled out. Plan to hit the b&m on Thursday and needed to make it more interesting.
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NCAA Bracket lull?
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Picking out a ride home cigar lull
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MBIII Churchie. have a good evening all!
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Picking out a ride home cigar lull
It feels like 34° out there but I'm considering it too. Perhaps that Herrera Esteli I was eyeing yesterday?
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MBIII Churchie. have a good evening all!
Later, Sam!
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Greetings from Mankato Minnesota! Same temp but less snow than NJ. (just looking at this week of course)
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Dangerous territory.
She's on your phone plan! It's all downhill from here.
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okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Dangerous territory.
She's on your phone plan! It's all downhill from here.
It was downhill from when he started sleeping with her. The hill just got a little steeper. ;-)
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Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March. Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
Yup. He hasn't seen hormones yet!
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Uh oh, revolving door is still spinning today.
https://www.newsandguts.com/trumps-personal-assistant-fired-escorted-white-house/
Trumpf must like Tuesdays as well!
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Time to finish up the training we couldn't finish yesterday because of the meeting directly afterwards (sheesh), then heading home. Hazzuh!
Later, Dave. Don't get hit by the Coronal Mass Ejection on your way home. Sounds like it could make quite a mess. (TWSS).
Colonel who?
Colonel Angus!
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/colonel-angus-comes-home/n11685?snl=1
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OK, all caught up.
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Time to finish up the training we couldn't finish yesterday because of the meeting directly afterwards (sheesh), then heading home. Hazzuh!
Later, Dave. Don't get hit by the Coronal Mass Ejection on your way home. Sounds like it could make quite a mess. (TWSS).
Colonel who?
Colonel Angus!
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/colonel-angus-comes-home/n11685?snl=1
Should have figured you'd be the one to see that softball coming in and swing in it.
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Time to finish up the training we couldn't finish yesterday because of the meeting directly afterwards (sheesh), then heading home. Hazzuh!
Later, Dave. Don't get hit by the Coronal Mass Ejection on your way home. Sounds like it could make quite a mess. (TWSS).
Colonel who?
Colonel Angus!
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/colonel-angus-comes-home/n11685?snl=1
Should have figured you'd be the one to see that softball coming in and swing in it.
It's Tuesday, nothing held back.
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Dinnertime lull?
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Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
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Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
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Still in the office. Doesn't look like I'll have time for a smoke today. Oh well.
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Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
a man of integrity
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Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
She cannot resist the charms of the Great White Whale.
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Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
She cannot resist the charms of the Great White Whale.
Mobys Dick.
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Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
She cannot resist the charms of the Great White Whale.
You know all too well.
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Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
Hey, it's as close as I can get to a Dean story....without the closer.
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Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
Hey, it's as close as I can get to a Dean story....without the closer.
She didn't even need a phone.
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Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
Hey, it's as close as I can get to a Dean story....without the closer.
She didn't even need a phone.
What? You didn't offer to put her on your plan? No wonder you didn't get any.
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Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
Hey, it's as close as I can get to a Dean story....without the closer.
She didn't even need a phone.
What? You didn't offer to put her on your plan? No wonder you didn't get any.
Rusty I guess, don't know all of these new courtin' approaches.