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Travellin Dave

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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #120 on: March 13, 2018, 05:13:45 PM »

Greetings from Mankato Minnesota!  Same temp but less snow than NJ.  (just looking at this week of course)
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #121 on: March 13, 2018, 05:15:57 PM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Dangerous territory.
She's on your phone plan!  It's all downhill from here.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #122 on: March 13, 2018, 05:17:03 PM »

okay, kind of a deadbeat story for you guys that have been tracking my life. lady's phone died yesterday, wouldn't charge, wouldn't 'hard reset', nothing. she NEEDS a phone through all the funeral/death crap. we went to Verizon and for what it would have cost her between the phone, her plan, etc was just fucking rediculous. to make a long story short, I bought her a new phone and put her on my plan at a price that was a quarter of what she'd have to pay, and she agreed to pay me (cash, I know what you're thinking as far as payment) monthly from her part of the bill.
Dangerous territory.
She's on your phone plan!  It's all downhill from here.
It was downhill from when he started sleeping with her. The hill just got a little steeper. ;-)
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #123 on: March 13, 2018, 05:17:18 PM »

Snowing like a sumbitch here right now. Better knock this shit off already, I'm over it.
You live in the upper midwest, and it's March.  Sack up already.
But I'm also soooooooo tired.
So who's been spreading the estrogen shade there puss in boots?
I live with 4 women, my whole house is one big estrogen shade. Lol
No, just wait for real estrogen x3 to kick in in another 5 years or so...
The oldest is 11 going on 17, so I'm already getting a taste of what's to come.
Nope, just wait until she HITS 17.
Yup.  He hasn't seen hormones yet!
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #124 on: March 13, 2018, 05:22:13 PM »

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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #125 on: March 13, 2018, 05:26:28 PM »

Time to finish up the training we couldn't finish yesterday because of the meeting directly afterwards (sheesh), then heading home. Hazzuh!
Later, Dave.  Don't get hit by the Coronal Mass Ejection on your way home. Sounds like it could make quite a mess.  (TWSS).
Colonel who?
Colonel Angus!
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/colonel-angus-comes-home/n11685?snl=1
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #126 on: March 13, 2018, 05:27:37 PM »

OK, all caught up.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #127 on: March 13, 2018, 05:33:31 PM »

Time to finish up the training we couldn't finish yesterday because of the meeting directly afterwards (sheesh), then heading home. Hazzuh!
Later, Dave.  Don't get hit by the Coronal Mass Ejection on your way home. Sounds like it could make quite a mess.  (TWSS).
Colonel who?
Colonel Angus!
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/colonel-angus-comes-home/n11685?snl=1
Should have figured you'd be the one to see that softball coming in and swing in it.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #128 on: March 13, 2018, 05:56:35 PM »

Time to finish up the training we couldn't finish yesterday because of the meeting directly afterwards (sheesh), then heading home. Hazzuh!
Later, Dave.  Don't get hit by the Coronal Mass Ejection on your way home. Sounds like it could make quite a mess.  (TWSS).
Colonel who?
Colonel Angus!
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/colonel-angus-comes-home/n11685?snl=1
Should have figured you'd be the one to see that softball coming in and swing in it.
It's Tuesday, nothing held back.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #129 on: March 13, 2018, 06:25:35 PM »

Dinnertime lull?
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #130 on: March 13, 2018, 06:26:38 PM »

Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #131 on: March 13, 2018, 06:39:49 PM »

Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #132 on: March 13, 2018, 06:40:25 PM »

Still in the office. Doesn't look like I'll have time for a smoke today. Oh well.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #133 on: March 13, 2018, 06:42:18 PM »

Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
a man of integrity
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #134 on: March 13, 2018, 06:54:15 PM »

Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
She cannot resist the charms of the Great White Whale.   
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