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[FloridaDean]

A salesman rings the bell at a suburban home. The door is opened by a nine-year-old boy holding a double whiskey and puffing on a long fat cigar. Astonished, the salesman asks the young man, "Is your mother or father at home?"

The boy takes the cigar out of his mouth, flicks ashes on the carpet, and asks, "What the hell do YOU think?"

[FloridaDean]

Tony you have an old friend and he's Dean's neighbor?

He's probably around Dean's age. We used to work together. He has since moved to the Tampa area. So, yes.

that's like saying TravellinDave and RedfishDave are neighbors.

Is it really?

Sorry, I just can't drop this one.

have you ever driven from Crystal River to Tampa? trust me, it has nothing to do with distance.

I get it. It's still two hours away. I'm just busting your balls. I didn't put TexasDave in the correct spot either. But why are we going to let facts get in the way of quality banter?

You can use the equivalent formula d = rt which means distance equals rate times time. To solve for speed or rate use the formula for speed, s = d/t which means speed equals distance divided by time. To solve for time use the formula for time, t = d/s which means time equals distance divided by speed.

[LuvTooGolf]

Tony you have an old friend and he's Dean's neighbor?

He's probably around Dean's age. We used to work together. He has since moved to the Tampa area. So, yes.

that's like saying TravellinDave and RedfishDave are neighbors.

Is it really?

Sorry, I just can't drop this one.

have you ever driven from Crystal River to Tampa? trust me, it has nothing to do with distance.

I get it. It's still two hours away. I'm just busting your balls. I didn't put TexasDave in the correct spot either. But why are we going to let facts get in the way of quality banter?

It's the internet, facts went out the window long ago.

[LuvTooGolf]

Joe's Jambalaya:

Cohiba Macassar 6x54 - 5/34.99

Rocky Patel Decade Cigars Robusto - 5/27.50

CI 25th Anniversary Hat/Tumbler Combo - 34.99

#79: Latitude Zero & Oliva Serie 'V' Melanio - 10/44.99

CAO Flathead Steel Horse Apehanger - 5/24.99

La Perla Habana Morado Double Toro - 10/29.99

Montecristo Espada Guard - 5/27.50

Macanudo Cafe Hyde Park - 10/39.99

AVO Travel Case & Growler Combo - 19.99

Camacho Corojo Robusto - 10/44.99

Diesel Wicked - 10/39.99

[A Friend of Charlie]

Joe's Jambalaya:

Cohiba Macassar 6x54 - 5/34.99

Rocky Patel Decade Cigars Robusto - 5/27.50

CI 25th Anniversary Hat/Tumbler Combo - 34.99

#79: Latitude Zero & Oliva Serie 'V' Melanio - 10/44.99

CAO Flathead Steel Horse Apehanger - 5/24.99

La Perla Habana Morado Double Toro - 10/29.99

Montecristo Espada Guard - 5/27.50

Macanudo Cafe Hyde Park - 10/39.99

AVO Travel Case & Growler Combo - 19.99

Camacho Corojo Robusto - 10/44.99

Diesel Wicked - 10/39.99

There's a fact!

[Travellin Dave]

Hense you get different Over/Under.

[LuvTooGolf]

Joe's Jambalaya:

Cohiba Macassar 6x54 - 5/34.99

Rocky Patel Decade Cigars Robusto - 5/27.50

CI 25th Anniversary Hat/Tumbler Combo - 34.99

#79: Latitude Zero & Oliva Serie 'V' Melanio - 10/44.99

CAO Flathead Steel Horse Apehanger - 5/24.99

La Perla Habana Morado Double Toro - 10/29.99

Montecristo Espada Guard - 5/27.50

Macanudo Cafe Hyde Park - 10/39.99

AVO Travel Case & Growler Combo - 19.99

Camacho Corojo Robusto - 10/44.99

Diesel Wicked - 10/39.99

There's a fact!

But are they really that Wicked? I say no. #reallyrealnews

[LuvTooGolf]

Joe's Jambalaya:

Cohiba Macassar 6x54 - 5/34.99

Rocky Patel Decade Cigars Robusto - 5/27.50

CI 25th Anniversary Hat/Tumbler Combo - 34.99

#79: Latitude Zero & Oliva Serie 'V' Melanio - 10/44.99

CAO Flathead Steel Horse Apehanger - 5/24.99

La Perla Habana Morado Double Toro - 10/29.99

Montecristo Espada Guard - 5/27.50

Macanudo Cafe Hyde Park - 10/39.99

AVO Travel Case & Growler Combo - 19.99

Camacho Corojo Robusto - 10/44.99

Diesel Wicked - 10/39.99

There's a fact!

But are they really that Wicked? I say no. #reallyrealnews

But seriously, definitely a Diesel I was disappointed in. They're not bad, just not special, and certainly not the full-flavored bomb I was hoping for.

[Travellin Dave]

Tony you have an old friend and he's Dean's neighbor?

He's probably around Dean's age. We used to work together. He has since moved to the Tampa area. So, yes.

that's like saying TravellinDave and RedfishDave are neighbors.

Is it really?

Sorry, I just can't drop this one.

have you ever driven from Crystal River to Tampa? trust me, it has nothing to do with distance.

I get it. It's still two hours away. I'm just busting your balls. I didn't put TexasDave in the correct spot either. But why are we going to let facts get in the way of quality banter?

You ought to save and expand on that map.  Good one.

[Travellin Dave]

Joe's Jambalaya:

Cohiba Macassar 6x54 - 5/34.99

Rocky Patel Decade Cigars Robusto - 5/27.50

CI 25th Anniversary Hat/Tumbler Combo - 34.99

#79: Latitude Zero & Oliva Serie 'V' Melanio - 10/44.99

CAO Flathead Steel Horse Apehanger - 5/24.99

La Perla Habana Morado Double Toro - 10/29.99

Montecristo Espada Guard - 5/27.50

Macanudo Cafe Hyde Park - 10/39.99

AVO Travel Case & Growler Combo - 19.99

Camacho Corojo Robusto - 10/44.99

Diesel Wicked - 10/39.99

There's a fact!

But are they really that Wicked? I say no. #reallyrealnews

But seriously, definitely a Diesel I was disappointed in. They're not bad, just not special, and certainly not the full-flavored bomb I was hoping for.

And pricy!  Heck, I got it as part of a well discounted sampler and still thought I overpaid.

[Travellin Dave]

Joe's Jambalaya:

Cohiba Macassar 6x54 - 5/34.99

Rocky Patel Decade Cigars Robusto - 5/27.50

CI 25th Anniversary Hat/Tumbler Combo - 34.99

#79: Latitude Zero & Oliva Serie 'V' Melanio - 10/44.99

CAO Flathead Steel Horse Apehanger - 5/24.99

La Perla Habana Morado Double Toro - 10/29.99

Montecristo Espada Guard - 5/27.50

Macanudo Cafe Hyde Park - 10/39.99

AVO Travel Case & Growler Combo - 19.99

Camacho Corojo Robusto - 10/44.99

Diesel Wicked - 10/39.99

There's a fact!

But are they really that Wicked? I say no. #reallyrealnews

But seriously, definitely a Diesel I was disappointed in. They're not bad, just not special, and certainly not the full-flavored bomb I was hoping for.

And pricy!  Heck, I got it as part of a well discounted sampler and still thought I overpaid.

That whole group, Wicked, 10th Anniv., Heart of Darkness, Rage I was disappointed in.
Luckily Delirium and Esteli Puro came along to save the day... Pricing says AJ knows they are much better than the others.

[LuvTooGolf]

Joe's Jambalaya:

Cohiba Macassar 6x54 - 5/34.99

Rocky Patel Decade Cigars Robusto - 5/27.50

CI 25th Anniversary Hat/Tumbler Combo - 34.99

#79: Latitude Zero & Oliva Serie 'V' Melanio - 10/44.99

CAO Flathead Steel Horse Apehanger - 5/24.99

La Perla Habana Morado Double Toro - 10/29.99

Montecristo Espada Guard - 5/27.50

Macanudo Cafe Hyde Park - 10/39.99

AVO Travel Case & Growler Combo - 19.99

Camacho Corojo Robusto - 10/44.99

Diesel Wicked - 10/39.99

There's a fact!

But are they really that Wicked? I say no. #reallyrealnews

But seriously, definitely a Diesel I was disappointed in. They're not bad, just not special, and certainly not the full-flavored bomb I was hoping for.

And pricy!  Heck, I got it as part of a well discounted sampler and still thought I overpaid.

That whole group, Wicked, 10th Anniv., Heart of Darkness, Rage I was disappointed in.
Luckily Delirium and Esteli Puro came along to save the day... Pricing says AJ knows they are much better than the others.

I agree on all counts, the whole lot of them was underwhelming. Having had any of the newer ones, so hopefully those'll be some redemption for me.

[LuvTooGolf]

Joe's Jambalaya:

Cohiba Macassar 6x54 - 5/34.99

Rocky Patel Decade Cigars Robusto - 5/27.50

CI 25th Anniversary Hat/Tumbler Combo - 34.99

#79: Latitude Zero & Oliva Serie 'V' Melanio - 10/44.99

CAO Flathead Steel Horse Apehanger - 5/24.99

La Perla Habana Morado Double Toro - 10/29.99

Montecristo Espada Guard - 5/27.50

Macanudo Cafe Hyde Park - 10/39.99

AVO Travel Case & Growler Combo - 19.99

Camacho Corojo Robusto - 10/44.99

Diesel Wicked - 10/39.99

Perdomo 4-Pack Humidified Sampler - Connecticut - 4/24.99

  Perdomo 4-Pack Humidified Sampler - Connecticut includes:
    1 – Perdomo Grand Cru 2006 Connecticut Toro (6”x54)
    1 – Perdomo Habano Connecticut Toro (6”x54)
    1 – Perdomo 10th Anniversary Champagne Epicure (6”x54)
    1 – Perdomo Lot 23 Connecticut Toro (6”x54)

[LuvTooGolf]

Joe's Jambalaya:

Cohiba Macassar 6x54 - 5/34.99

Rocky Patel Decade Cigars Robusto - 5/27.50

CI 25th Anniversary Hat/Tumbler Combo - 34.99

#79: Latitude Zero & Oliva Serie 'V' Melanio - 10/44.99

CAO Flathead Steel Horse Apehanger - 5/24.99

La Perla Habana Morado Double Toro - 10/29.99

Montecristo Espada Guard - 5/27.50

Macanudo Cafe Hyde Park - 10/39.99

AVO Travel Case & Growler Combo - 19.99

Camacho Corojo Robusto - 10/44.99

Diesel Wicked - 10/39.99

Perdomo 4-Pack Humidified Sampler - Connecticut - 4/24.99

  Perdomo 4-Pack Humidified Sampler - Connecticut includes:
    1 – Perdomo Grand Cru 2006 Connecticut Toro (6”x54)
    1 – Perdomo Habano Connecticut Toro (6”x54)
    1 – Perdomo 10th Anniversary Champagne Epicure (6”x54)
    1 – Perdomo Lot 23 Connecticut Toro (6”x54)

Montecristo Classic Churchill - 10/49.99

[LuvTooGolf]

Ok, you're on your own for jam updates the remainder of the day. Hazzuh!