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Title: 9/21/2018
Post by: CigarBanter on September 21, 2018, 01:55:02 AM
It's Friday! Any deals on the various internet sites that are worth talking about? Join in this discussion and perhaps learn something along the way. Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either... And welcome aboard!
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Bad Dad on September 21, 2018, 05:28:52 AM
Good morning gents ....  It's 4 a.m. and time for a refreshing glass of ice cold Alka Seltzer ....  I knew I shouldn't have eaten that large supper last night..!  And now it's back to bed.... zzzzz
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 05:44:04 AM
Good morning gents ....  It's 4 a.m. and time for a refreshing glass of ice cold Alka Seltzer ....  I knew I shouldn't have eaten that large supper last night..!  And now it's back to bed.... zzzzz

good morning BD. sorry I missed you last night.
glad to have you back. "I once was lost but now I'm found."
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 05:45:21 AM
La Palina Classic and coffee going.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 05:59:49 AM
The prodigal BD returns! What a Friday this is shaping up to be.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 06:05:33 AM
The prodigal BD returns! What a Friday this is shaping up to be.

good morning Dave.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 06:08:51 AM
The prodigal BD returns! What a Friday this is shaping up to be.

good morning Dave.
Morning, Dean. Who are you driving around today?
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 06:11:33 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 06:12:21 AM
The prodigal BD returns! What a Friday this is shaping up to be.

good morning Dave.
Morning, Dean. Who are you driving around today?
the cat at 9am, then my ass to the barber later.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 06:30:18 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 06:44:43 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 06:46:04 AM
Welcome back, Bad Dad. And good morning, Dean and Dave.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 06:47:35 AM
Good morning gents ....  It's 4 a.m. and time for a refreshing glass of ice cold Alka Seltzer ....  I knew I shouldn't have eaten that large supper last night..!  And now it's back to bed.... zzzzz

good morning BD. sorry I missed you last night.
glad to have you back. "I once was lost but now I'm found."
Ironically, you were also blind and now you see.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 06:50:20 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
Haha, true enough.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 06:50:35 AM
Good morning gents ....  It's 4 a.m. and time for a refreshing glass of ice cold Alka Seltzer ....  I knew I shouldn't have eaten that large supper last night..!  And now it's back to bed.... zzzzz

good morning BD. sorry I missed you last night.
glad to have you back. "I once was lost but now I'm found."
Ironically, you were also blind and now you see.
Hasn't helped his golf game, though.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 06:50:59 AM
Welcome back, Bad Dad. And good morning, Dean and Dave.

good morning Tony.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 06:51:48 AM
Good morning gents ....  It's 4 a.m. and time for a refreshing glass of ice cold Alka Seltzer ....  I knew I shouldn't have eaten that large supper last night..!  And now it's back to bed.... zzzzz

good morning BD. sorry I missed you last night.
glad to have you back. "I once was lost but now I'm found."
Ironically, you were also blind and now you see.
Hasn't helped his golf game, though.
no it hasn't, but I can still get out there a few days a week.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 21, 2018, 06:53:59 AM
The prodigal BD returns! What a Friday this is shaping up to be.

good morning Dave.
Morning, Dean. Who are you driving around today?
the cat at 9am, then my ass to the barber later.
You have your barber shave your ass?
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 21, 2018, 06:55:25 AM
Morning Dean, Dave, Tony and apparently BD.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 21, 2018, 07:02:54 AM
Today is Friday, Sept. 21, the 264th day of 2018. There are 101 days left in the year.
Today’s Highlight
On Sept. 21, 1981, the Senate unanimously confirmed the nomination of Sandra Day O’Connor to become the first female justice on the Supreme Court.
On this date:
In 1792, the French National Convention voted to abolish the monarchy.
In 1893, one of America’s first horseless carriages was taken for a short test drive in Springfield, Mass., by Frank Duryea, who had designed the vehicle with his brother, Charles.
In 1937, “The Hobbit,” by J.R.R. Tolkien, was first published by George Allen & Unwin, Ltd. of London.
In 1938, a hurricane struck parts of New York and New England, causing widespread damage and claiming some 700 lives.
In 1970, “NFL Monday Night Football” made its debut on ABC-TV as the Cleveland Browns defeated the visiting New York Jets, 31-21.
In 1977, after weeks of controversy over past business and banking practices, President Jimmy Carter’s embattled budget director, Bert Lance, resigned.
In 1983, in a speech to the Chamber of Commerce of the United States, Interior Secretary James G. Watt jokingly described a special advisory panel as consisting of “a black ... a woman, two Jews and a cripple.” Although Watt later apologized, he ended up resigning.
In 1985, In North Korea and South Korea, family members who had been separated for decades were allowed to visit each other as both countries opened their borders in an unprecedented family-reunion program.
In 1987, NFL players called a strike, mainly over the issue of free agency. (The 24-day walkout prompted football owners to hire replacement players.)
In 1989, Hurricane Hugo crashed into Charleston, South Carolina (the storm was blamed for 56 deaths in the Caribbean and 29 in the United States). Twenty-one students in Alton, Texas, died when their school bus, hit by a soft-drink delivery truck, careened into a water-filled pit.
In 1996, John F. Kennedy Jr. married Carolyn Bessette in a secret ceremony on Cumberland Island, Georgia. The board of all-male Virginia Military Institute voted to admit women.
In 2001, Congress again opened the federal coffers to those harmed by terrorism, providing $15 billion to the airline industry, which was suffering mounting economic losses since the Sept. 11 attacks.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 21, 2018, 07:03:37 AM
Ten years ago: South African President Thabo Mbeki announced his resignation. “Mad Men” became the first basic-cable show to win the top series Emmy; “30 Rock” and its stars Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin won comedy awards. The United States took back the Ryder Cup with a 16 1/2-11 1/2 victory over Europe. Baseball said farewell to the original Yankee Stadium as the Bronx Bombers defeated the Baltimore Orioles 7-3.

Five years ago: Days after mass shootings in Washington and Chicago, President Barack Obama urged the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation to help push stalled legislation out of Congress so dangerous people wouldn’t get their hands on guns. Islamic militants attacked an upscale shopping center in Nairobi, killing at least 67 people in the deadliest terrorist attack in Kenya in 15 years. An Afghan wearing a security forces uniform turned his weapon against U.S. troops, killing three in eastern Afghanistan.

One year ago: Millions on Puerto Rico faced the prospect of weeks or months without power in the aftermath of Hurricane Maria. President Donald Trump and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe met on the sidelines of the U.N. General Assembly to discuss the ongoing crisis involving North Korea. Facebook said it would provide congressional investigators with the contents of 3,000 ads that had been bought by a Russian agency; it had already released the ads to federal authorities investigating Russian interference in the U.S. presidential election.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 21, 2018, 07:06:10 AM
Today’s Birthdays:
Author-comedian Fannie Flagg is 77.
Producer Jerry Bruckheimer is 75.
Former Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear is 74.
Musician Don Felder is 71.
Author Stephen King is 71.
Basketball Hall of Famer Artis Gilmore is 69.
Actor-comedian Bill Murray is 68.
Hall of Fame jockey Eddie Delahoussaye is 67.
Former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd is 61.
 Movie producer-writer Ethan Coen is 61.
Actor-comedian Dave Coulier is 59.
Actor David James Elliott is 58.
Actress Serena Scott-Thomas is 57.
Actress Nancy Travis is 57.
Actor Rob Morrow is 56.
Actor Angus Macfadyen is 55.
Retired MLB All-Star Cecil Fielder is 55.
Actress Cheryl Hines is 53.
Country singer Faith Hill is 51.
Rock musician Tyler Stewart (Barenaked Ladies) is 51.
Country singer Ronna Reeves is 50.
Actress-talk show host Ricki Lake is 50.
Rapper Dave (De La Soul) is 50.
Actor Rob Benedict is 48.
Actor James Lesure is 47.
Actor Alfonso Ribeiro is 47.
Actor Luke Wilson is 47.
Actor Paulo Costanzo is 40.
Actor Bradford Anderson is 39.
Actress Autumn Reeser is 38.
TV personality Nicole Richie is 37.
Actress Maggie Grace is 35.
Actor Joseph Mazzello is 35.
Actress Ahna O’Reilly is 34.
Rapper Wale is 34.
Actor Ryan Guzman is 31.
Actors Lorenzo and Nikolas Brino are 20.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 21, 2018, 07:06:48 AM
Thought for Today: “All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” — Arthur Schopenhauer, German philosopher (born 1788, died this date in 1860).
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 21, 2018, 07:07:20 AM
Couple of rappers for Mr. Bean this morning.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 21, 2018, 07:08:31 AM
Cleveland won a football game, how about that!
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 07:09:35 AM
Morning Dean, Dave, Tony and apparently BD.
Good morning, GrandpaDave.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 07:12:10 AM
Cleveland won a football game, how about that!
Yeah, I saw that and thought it looked strange but didn't get a chance to let it sink in.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 07:15:28 AM
Morning Dean, Dave, Tony and apparently BD.
morning Dave.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 07:29:01 AM
Cleveland won a football game, how about that!
Dilly dilly!
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 07:33:23 AM
DONUTS !!!
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 08:00:05 AM
https://halfwheel.com/partagas-legend-fabuloso-leyenda/281087
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 08:03:22 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
That's what happened here.  Enjoying a jelly filled with my coffee.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 08:06:22 AM
Couple of rappers for Mr. Bean this morning.
And one of them named Dave.  It's a rapper name now, too?  Sheesh.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 08:07:19 AM
Morning lively Friday banterers. The Return of Bad Dad seems to have injected some new life into this place.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 08:10:42 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
That's what happened here.  Enjoying a jelly filled with my coffee.
That sounds lovely. Hard boiled eggs with sriracha and some black coffee for me. Gotta keep my girlish figure.

Good morning, Mark.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 08:17:07 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
That's what happened here.  Enjoying a jelly filled with my coffee.
That sounds lovely. Hard boiled eggs with sriracha and some black coffee for me. Gotta keep my girlish figure.

Good morning, Mark.
Love me some hard boiled eggs. I need to make some so I can have some egg salad. Yummo!
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 08:44:15 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
That's what happened here.  Enjoying a jelly filled with my coffee.
That sounds lovely. Hard boiled eggs with sriracha and some black coffee for me. Gotta keep my girlish figure.

Good morning, Mark.
Love me some hard boiled eggs. I need to make some so I can have some egg salad. Yummo!
Wife stopped at Mcdonald's on the way home from dropping the kids off and got me a couple sausage burritos. Those'll do.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 09:09:40 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
That's what happened here.  Enjoying a jelly filled with my coffee.
That sounds lovely. Hard boiled eggs with sriracha and some black coffee for me. Gotta keep my girlish figure.

Good morning, Mark.
Love me some hard boiled eggs. I need to make some so I can have some egg salad. Yummo!
Wife stopped at Mcdonald's on the way home from dropping the kids off and got me a couple sausage burritos. Those'll do.
A vendor just dropped off bags of Starbucks treats.  Not sure I want to touch that commie food.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 09:22:44 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
That's what happened here.  Enjoying a jelly filled with my coffee.
That sounds lovely. Hard boiled eggs with sriracha and some black coffee for me. Gotta keep my girlish figure.

Good morning, Mark.
Love me some hard boiled eggs. I need to make some so I can have some egg salad. Yummo!
Wife stopped at Mcdonald's on the way home from dropping the kids off and got me a couple sausage burritos. Those'll do.
A vendor just dropped off bags of Starbucks treats.  Not sure I want to touch that commie food.
Someone gave it to you without you paying for it. Consider it socialist food. ;)
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 09:57:12 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
That's what happened here.  Enjoying a jelly filled with my coffee.
That sounds lovely. Hard boiled eggs with sriracha and some black coffee for me. Gotta keep my girlish figure.

Good morning, Mark.
Love me some hard boiled eggs. I need to make some so I can have some egg salad. Yummo!
Wife stopped at Mcdonald's on the way home from dropping the kids off and got me a couple sausage burritos. Those'll do.
I've got one better... The wife is going back to work after 15 years. She starts Monday!
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 09:57:47 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
That's what happened here.  Enjoying a jelly filled with my coffee.
That sounds lovely. Hard boiled eggs with sriracha and some black coffee for me. Gotta keep my girlish figure.

Good morning, Mark.
Love me some hard boiled eggs. I need to make some so I can have some egg salad. Yummo!
Wife stopped at Mcdonald's on the way home from dropping the kids off and got me a couple sausage burritos. Those'll do.
A vendor just dropped off bags of Starbucks treats.  Not sure I want to touch that commie food.
Someone gave it to you without you paying for it. Consider it socialist food. ;)
He wasn't from the government, so not really.  Plus I noticed some cookies in there with face decorations which looked suspiciously gender specific.  I have already lodged a complaint.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 09:58:52 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
That's what happened here.  Enjoying a jelly filled with my coffee.
That sounds lovely. Hard boiled eggs with sriracha and some black coffee for me. Gotta keep my girlish figure.

Good morning, Mark.
Love me some hard boiled eggs. I need to make some so I can have some egg salad. Yummo!
Wife stopped at Mcdonald's on the way home from dropping the kids off and got me a couple sausage burritos. Those'll do.
I've got one better... The wife is going back to work after 15 years. She starts Monday!
Holy fook!  Now that's news.  Guess you'll have to do more of the cooking and cleaning now.  Oh wait....
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 09:59:01 AM
“It is very likely this is the end of life on this planet as we know it.”

Well, then.

Oconee County Sheriff Scott Berry made the ominous announcement on Facebook last week, urging people to stock up on supplies and cherish what little time they have left on Earth.

“Pregnant women should smoke and drink liquor during the eclipse,” he wrote. “This will prevent radioactive waves from making your ankles swell and being grouchy most of the time. Meanwhile, your other children will be on the school bus wondering why it got dark so early. An afternoon snack of potted meat will encourage them to ignore the end of the world as we know it.”
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: razgueado on September 21, 2018, 10:04:21 AM
Morning, muchachos.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 10:05:47 AM
“It is very likely this is the end of life on this planet as we know it.”

Well, then.

Oconee County Sheriff Scott Berry made the ominous announcement on Facebook last week, urging people to stock up on supplies and cherish what little time they have left on Earth.

“Pregnant women should smoke and drink liquor during the eclipse,” he wrote. “This will prevent radioactive waves from making your ankles swell and being grouchy most of the time. Meanwhile, your other children will be on the school bus wondering why it got dark so early. An afternoon snack of potted meat will encourage them to ignore the end of the world as we know it.”
Lol, sounds legit.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: razgueado on September 21, 2018, 10:05:49 AM
The prodigal BD returns! What a Friday this is shaping up to be.

good morning Dave.
Morning, Dean. Who are you driving around today?
the cat at 9am, then my ass to the barber later.
Gonna get your ass-hair did?
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 10:05:57 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
That's what happened here.  Enjoying a jelly filled with my coffee.
That sounds lovely. Hard boiled eggs with sriracha and some black coffee for me. Gotta keep my girlish figure.

Good morning, Mark.
Love me some hard boiled eggs. I need to make some so I can have some egg salad. Yummo!
Wife stopped at Mcdonald's on the way home from dropping the kids off and got me a couple sausage burritos. Those'll do.
A vendor just dropped off bags of Starbucks treats.  Not sure I want to touch that commie food.
Someone gave it to you without you paying for it. Consider it socialist food. ;)
He wasn't from the government, so not really.  Plus I noticed some cookies in there with face decorations which looked suspiciously gender specific.  I have already lodged a complaint.
#metoo
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 10:06:40 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
That's what happened here.  Enjoying a jelly filled with my coffee.
That sounds lovely. Hard boiled eggs with sriracha and some black coffee for me. Gotta keep my girlish figure.

Good morning, Mark.
Love me some hard boiled eggs. I need to make some so I can have some egg salad. Yummo!
Wife stopped at Mcdonald's on the way home from dropping the kids off and got me a couple sausage burritos. Those'll do.
I've got one better... The wife is going back to work after 15 years. She starts Monday!
Fantastic news, indeed! Now her having to work will be another built in excuse to miss CF activities. ;)
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: razgueado on September 21, 2018, 10:07:02 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
Haha, true enough.
We're a bunch of slutty donutsexuals here.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 10:14:12 AM
The prodigal BD returns! What a Friday this is shaping up to be.

good morning Dave.
Morning, Dean. Who are you driving around today?
the cat at 9am, then my ass to the barber later.
Gonna get your ass-hair did?

later this afternoon.
morning RazMan.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: razgueado on September 21, 2018, 10:15:22 AM
The prodigal BD returns! What a Friday this is shaping up to be.

good morning Dave.
Morning, Dean. Who are you driving around today?
the cat at 9am, then my ass to the barber later.
Gonna get your ass-hair did?

later this afternoon.
morning RazMan.
Howdy, Deano.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 10:15:44 AM
must be Investigator Dave is investigating today.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 10:22:12 AM
Morning, muchachos.
Hi Raz.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 10:23:19 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
That's what happened here.  Enjoying a jelly filled with my coffee.
That sounds lovely. Hard boiled eggs with sriracha and some black coffee for me. Gotta keep my girlish figure.

Good morning, Mark.
Love me some hard boiled eggs. I need to make some so I can have some egg salad. Yummo!
Wife stopped at Mcdonald's on the way home from dropping the kids off and got me a couple sausage burritos. Those'll do.
I've got one better... The wife is going back to work after 15 years. She starts Monday!
Fantastic news, indeed! Now her having to work will be another built in excuse to miss CF activities. ;)
Not really since I've been going on Saturdays now.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 10:23:46 AM
The prodigal BD returns! What a Friday this is shaping up to be.

good morning Dave.
Morning, Dean. Who are you driving around today?
the cat at 9am, then my ass to the barber later.
Gonna get your ass-hair did?

later this afternoon.
morning RazMan.
That sounded judgemental.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: razgueado on September 21, 2018, 10:30:25 AM
The prodigal BD returns! What a Friday this is shaping up to be.

good morning Dave.
Morning, Dean. Who are you driving around today?
the cat at 9am, then my ass to the barber later.
Gonna get your ass-hair did?

later this afternoon.
morning RazMan.
That sounded judgemental.
Me? Judgemental? Only of socialists.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: razgueado on September 21, 2018, 10:33:14 AM
Dow up 32ish. Been a nice week.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 10:38:33 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
That's what happened here.  Enjoying a jelly filled with my coffee.
That sounds lovely. Hard boiled eggs with sriracha and some black coffee for me. Gotta keep my girlish figure.

Good morning, Mark.
Love me some hard boiled eggs. I need to make some so I can have some egg salad. Yummo!
Wife stopped at Mcdonald's on the way home from dropping the kids off and got me a couple sausage burritos. Those'll do.
I've got one better... The wife is going back to work after 15 years. She starts Monday!
Fantastic news, indeed! Now her having to work will be another built in excuse to miss CF activities. ;)
Not really since I've been going on Saturdays now.
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Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 21, 2018, 10:48:39 AM
Holy Cow🤬

Invest #98L, which broke off from Florence's remnants, has a 20% chance of developing within the next 5 days. The Mid-Atlantic coast should monitor the progress of this storm for potential impacts (likely minimal) early-next week.

Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 21, 2018, 10:54:25 AM
Good morning gents ....  It's 4 a.m. and time for a refreshing glass of ice cold Alka Seltzer ....  I knew I shouldn't have eaten that large supper last night..!  And now it's back to bed.... zzzzz
Kuba Kuba there Bad Dad, missed you this morning but I rarely get up at 4:00 a.m. anymore.

Great to hear from you!
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 11:04:14 AM
Since NJDave is slacking again, I'll post today's SBC deal, which is good discount wise.  If you also have reward points to apply can work out quite well. 

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Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 11:32:35 AM
https://halfwheel.com/jetline-v-6/280746
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 11:33:58 AM
https://halfwheel.com/xikar-las-calacas-cutters-ship-to-retail/281238
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: flip from jersey on September 21, 2018, 11:35:14 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
Haha, true enough.
We're a bunch of slutty donutsexuals here.
Except for the guy in Texas, who don't want no
questionable Starbuck's stuff - he didn't say if they were donuts, probably scones...
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 11:39:51 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
Haha, true enough.
We're a bunch of slutty donutsexuals here.
Except for the guy in Texas, who don't want no
questionable Starbuck's stuff - he didn't say if they were donuts, probably scones...
Anyone who brings scones to work in TX is most likely shot on sight.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: razgueado on September 21, 2018, 11:41:52 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
Haha, true enough.
We're a bunch of slutty donutsexuals here.
Except for the guy in Texas, who don't want no
questionable Starbuck's stuff - he didn't say if they were donuts, probably scones...
Well, Starbuck's snacks pretty much suck anyway.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 11:57:04 AM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
Haha, true enough.
We're a bunch of slutty donutsexuals here.
Except for the guy in Texas, who don't want no
questionable Starbuck's stuff - he didn't say if they were donuts, probably scones...
Well, Starbuck's snacks pretty much suck anyway.
Made in Washington?
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 12:04:18 PM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
Haha, true enough.
We're a bunch of slutty donutsexuals here.
Except for the guy in Texas, who don't want no
questionable Starbuck's stuff - he didn't say if they were donuts, probably scones...
Well, Starbuck's snacks pretty much suck anyway.
This is true.  The guy who brought them made some excuse about the place he wanted to stop at this morning being blocked due to a closed exit.  I'm sorry, but Starbucks should not have been his next option.  Just turn in your man card, bro. 
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: razgueado on September 21, 2018, 12:04:30 PM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
Haha, true enough.
We're a bunch of slutty donutsexuals here.
Except for the guy in Texas, who don't want no
questionable Starbuck's stuff - he didn't say if they were donuts, probably scones...
Well, Starbuck's snacks pretty much suck anyway.
Made in Washington?
Probably, but there are a lot of things made here that are good. Starbuck's drip coffee and snacks are not among them.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 21, 2018, 12:12:55 PM
Too damn funny

Sharky's loses liquor license after agents buy drugs, lap dances with food stamps

https://abc22now.com/news/local/sharkys-loses-liquor-license-after-agents-buy-drugs-lap-dances-with-food-stamps


Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 12:14:25 PM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
Haha, true enough.
We're a bunch of slutty donutsexuals here.
Except for the guy in Texas, who don't want no
questionable Starbuck's stuff - he didn't say if they were donuts, probably scones...
Well, Starbuck's snacks pretty much suck anyway.
This is true.  The guy who brought them made some excuse about the place he wanted to stop at this morning being blocked due to a closed exit.  I'm sorry, but Starbucks should not have been his next option.  Just turn in your man card, bro.
Dunkin Donuts always works for me.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 12:17:21 PM
Too damn funny

Sharky's loses liquor license after agents buy drugs, lap dances with food stamps

https://abc22now.com/news/local/sharkys-loses-liquor-license-after-agents-buy-drugs-lap-dances-with-food-stamps
you mean welfare don't pay for booze, drugs, or sex?
how are people suppose to live?
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 12:27:11 PM
Too damn funny

Sharky's loses liquor license after agents buy drugs, lap dances with food stamps

https://abc22now.com/news/local/sharkys-loses-liquor-license-after-agents-buy-drugs-lap-dances-with-food-stamps
you mean welfare don't pay for booze, drugs, or sex?
how are people suppose to live?
I was thinking it...
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 12:49:14 PM
Too damn funny

Sharky's loses liquor license after agents buy drugs, lap dances with food stamps

https://abc22now.com/news/local/sharkys-loses-liquor-license-after-agents-buy-drugs-lap-dances-with-food-stamps
you mean welfare don't pay for booze, drugs, or sex?
how are people suppose to live?
I was thinking it...
Talk about your den of iniquity. Funny they spent five months on the investigation, though.  Guess it took time to work through a statistically valid sample of lap dances.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 01:06:25 PM
Too damn funny

Sharky's loses liquor license after agents buy drugs, lap dances with food stamps

https://abc22now.com/news/local/sharkys-loses-liquor-license-after-agents-buy-drugs-lap-dances-with-food-stamps
you mean welfare don't pay for booze, drugs, or sex?
how are people suppose to live?
I was thinking it...
Talk about your den of iniquity. Funny they spent five months on the investigation, though.  Guess it took time to work through a statistically valid sample of lap dances.
I know it would if I was in charge. You want to be sure you collect lots of...evidence?
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 01:07:22 PM
Too damn funny

Sharky's loses liquor license after agents buy drugs, lap dances with food stamps

https://abc22now.com/news/local/sharkys-loses-liquor-license-after-agents-buy-drugs-lap-dances-with-food-stamps
you mean welfare don't pay for booze, drugs, or sex?
how are people suppose to live?
I was thinking it...
Talk about your den of iniquity. Funny they spent five months on the investigation, though.  Guess it took time to work through a statistically valid sample of lap dances.
That's just good due diligence. Sheesh.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 02:11:57 PM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 21, 2018, 02:14:50 PM
About time to get the weekend started. See youse guys on Tuesday. Hazzuh!
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 02:15:21 PM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/
I wonder how many phone calls she got.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 02:22:44 PM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/
I wonder how many phone calls she got.
Set on vibrate mode, no doubt.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 02:30:33 PM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/
I wonder how many phone calls she got.
Set on vibrate mode, no doubt.
that was why she did it, read the article.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 02:41:40 PM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/
I wonder how many phone calls she got.

“I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode inside of me, just for fun, but it soon turned out to be a nightmare,” she told judge Andrew Peterson in tears.

“Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 03:48:42 PM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/
I wonder how many phone calls she got.

“I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode inside of me, just for fun, but it soon turned out to be a nightmare,” she told judge Andrew Peterson in tears.

“Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.
Imagine all the warning labels in the supermarket if the lawyers get their way.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: flip from jersey on September 21, 2018, 03:55:58 PM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/
I wonder how many phone calls she got.

“I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode inside of me, just for fun, but it soon turned out to be a nightmare,” she told judge Andrew Peterson in tears.

“Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.
Imagine all the warming labels in the supermarket if the lawyers get their way.
just on really large root vegetables, and others"  leading to the joke
honey what's taking you so long to make dinner.  It's harder to make salads, the new warning labels,
on the carrots, cucumbers and celery really slow down the peeling.   Don't even get me started about the
turnip & sweet potato casserole!
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: flip from jersey on September 21, 2018, 03:56:42 PM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/
I wonder how many phone calls she got.

“I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode inside of me, just for fun, but it soon turned out to be a nightmare,” she told judge Andrew Peterson in tears.

“Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.
Imagine all the warming labels in the supermarket if the lawyers get their way.
just on really large root vegetables, and others"  leading to the joke
honey what's taking you so long to make dinner.  It's harder to make salads, the new warning labels,
on the carrots, cucumbers and celery really slow down the peeling.   Don't even get me started about the
turnip & sweet potato casserole!
sounds like a bad dad story... Welcome back!
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 04:04:13 PM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/
I wonder how many phone calls she got.
Set on vibrate mode, no doubt.
that was why she did it, read the article.
I obviously did not.  That sort of thing is beneath my gentlemanly sensibilities.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 04:13:33 PM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/
I wonder how many phone calls she got.

“I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode inside of me, just for fun, but it soon turned out to be a nightmare,” she told judge Andrew Peterson in tears.

“Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.
Holy fook, just read the last two paragraphs.  Apparently a company is liable if an absolute idiot purchases its product.
"Apple faced a similar lawsuit in 2014 after a man had attempted to swallow fourteen iPhones and ended up in the emergency room for mercury poisoning.

Apple was eventually forced to legally specify that their products were not fit for human consumption and the man was conceded an undisclosed amount of money."
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 04:17:22 PM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/
I wonder how many phone calls she got.
Sheesh, why oh why do I click on Dean links.
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/400-pound-woman-sues-paris-zoo-after-escaped-hippo-tried-to-rape-her/ (https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/400-pound-woman-sues-paris-zoo-after-escaped-hippo-tried-to-rape-her/)
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 04:23:46 PM
In the man cave with a La Hacienda
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: FloridaDean on September 21, 2018, 04:28:01 PM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/
I wonder how many phone calls she got.
Sheesh, why oh why do I click on Dean links.
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/400-pound-woman-sues-paris-zoo-after-escaped-hippo-tried-to-rape-her/ (https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/400-pound-woman-sues-paris-zoo-after-escaped-hippo-tried-to-rape-her/)
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-hospitalized-after-man-gets-his-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina/
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 21, 2018, 04:35:45 PM
In the man cave with a La Hacienda
On the balcony with a SL Oval Maduro and a nice cold SA Octoberfest
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 21, 2018, 04:40:25 PM
Son-of-a-Beach,  went to harbor freight at lunch to pick me up a new cigar torch.  The old ones were orange but the new ones are black, cost 40% more but felt a little more solid.  Ok, I had a 20% off coupon so figured I would give it a try........ bastards added a child safety lock to it and takes 3 fukn hands to operate it.  Dammit to hell why can’t they just leave adult toys alone🤬
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 21, 2018, 04:46:25 PM
Fall is almost here

Autumnal Equinox will occur at 9:54 PM ET tomorrow. At the Equinox, Earth's axis is tilted neither toward nor away from the sun, resulting in a "nearly" equal amount of daylight and darkness at all latitudes.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: razgueado on September 21, 2018, 04:57:23 PM
Son-of-a-Beach,  went to harbor freight at lunch to pick me up a new cigar torch.  The old ones were orange but the new ones are black, cost 40% more but felt a little more solid.  Ok, I had a 20% off coupon so figured I would give it a try........ bastards added a child safety lock to it and takes 3 fukn hands to operate it.  Dammit to hell why can’t they just leave adult toys alone🤬
Didn't you read Dean's posts?
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 21, 2018, 05:03:40 PM
Son-of-a-Beach,  went to harbor freight at lunch to pick me up a new cigar torch.  The old ones were orange but the new ones are black, cost 40% more but felt a little more solid.  Ok, I had a 20% off coupon so figured I would give it a try........ bastards added a child safety lock to it and takes 3 fukn hands to operate it.  Dammit to hell why can’t they just leave adult toys alone🤬
Didn't you read Dean's posts?
No
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: razgueado on September 21, 2018, 05:05:43 PM
Son-of-a-Beach,  went to harbor freight at lunch to pick me up a new cigar torch.  The old ones were orange but the new ones are black, cost 40% more but felt a little more solid.  Ok, I had a 20% off coupon so figured I would give it a try........ bastards added a child safety lock to it and takes 3 fukn hands to operate it.  Dammit to hell why can’t they just leave adult toys alone🤬
Didn't you read Dean's posts?
No
Well, the one about the woman who sued because she got her smartphone stuck in her vagina tells you all you need to know about why your cigar torch has a child safety lock.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 21, 2018, 05:07:36 PM
Son-of-a-Beach,  went to harbor freight at lunch to pick me up a new cigar torch.  The old ones were orange but the new ones are black, cost 40% more but felt a little more solid.  Ok, I had a 20% off coupon so figured I would give it a try........ bastards added a child safety lock to it and takes 3 fukn hands to operate it.  Dammit to hell why can’t they just leave adult toys alone🤬
Didn't you read Dean's posts?
No
Well, the one about the woman who sued because she got her smartphone stuck in her vagina tells you all you need to know about why your cigar torch has a child safety lock.
Well, I don’t have a vagina to put my lighter in so it doesn’t need a child proof lock.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: razgueado on September 21, 2018, 05:22:40 PM
Son-of-a-Beach,  went to harbor freight at lunch to pick me up a new cigar torch.  The old ones were orange but the new ones are black, cost 40% more but felt a little more solid.  Ok, I had a 20% off coupon so figured I would give it a try........ bastards added a child safety lock to it and takes 3 fukn hands to operate it.  Dammit to hell why can’t they just leave adult toys alone🤬
Didn't you read Dean's posts?
No
Well, the one about the woman who sued because she got her smartphone stuck in her vagina tells you all you need to know about why your cigar torch has a child safety lock.
Well, I don’t have a vagina to put my lighter in so it doesn’t need a child proof lock.
If it saves just one idiot it will have been worth any cost, you heartless Trump-loving, white-supremacist, Nazi bastige.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 21, 2018, 05:34:11 PM
Son-of-a-Beach,  went to harbor freight at lunch to pick me up a new cigar torch.  The old ones were orange but the new ones are black, cost 40% more but felt a little more solid.  Ok, I had a 20% off coupon so figured I would give it a try........ bastards added a child safety lock to it and takes 3 fukn hands to operate it.  Dammit to hell why can’t they just leave adult toys alone🤬
Didn't you read Dean's posts?
No
Well, the one about the woman who sued because she got her smartphone stuck in her vagina tells you all you need to know about why your cigar torch has a child safety lock.
Well, I don’t have a vagina to put my lighter in so it doesn’t need a child proof lock.
If it saves just one idiot it will have been worth any cost, you heartless Trump-loving, white-supremacist, Nazi bastige.
And it sets one commie on Fire it was worth the price
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: razgueado on September 21, 2018, 05:39:13 PM
Son-of-a-Beach,  went to harbor freight at lunch to pick me up a new cigar torch.  The old ones were orange but the new ones are black, cost 40% more but felt a little more solid.  Ok, I had a 20% off coupon so figured I would give it a try........ bastards added a child safety lock to it and takes 3 fukn hands to operate it.  Dammit to hell why can’t they just leave adult toys alone🤬
Didn't you read Dean's posts?
No
Well, the one about the woman who sued because she got her smartphone stuck in her vagina tells you all you need to know about why your cigar torch has a child safety lock.
Well, I don’t have a vagina to put my lighter in so it doesn’t need a child proof lock.
If it saves just one idiot it will have been worth any cost, you heartless Trump-loving, white-supremacist, Nazi bastige.
And it sets one commie on Fire it was worth the price
Well, if it sets a Commie on fire, it's worth fighting with the lock.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 05:52:53 PM
Son-of-a-Beach,  went to harbor freight at lunch to pick me up a new cigar torch.  The old ones were orange but the new ones are black, cost 40% more but felt a little more solid.  Ok, I had a 20% off coupon so figured I would give it a try........ bastards added a child safety lock to it and takes 3 fukn hands to operate it.  Dammit to hell why can’t they just leave adult toys alone🤬
Didn't you read Dean's posts?
No
Well, the one about the woman who sued because she got her smartphone stuck in her vagina tells you all you need to know about why your cigar torch has a child safety lock.
Well, I don’t have a vagina to put my lighter in so it doesn’t need a child proof lock.
LMAO
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 21, 2018, 05:59:05 PM
Son-of-a-Beach,  went to harbor freight at lunch to pick me up a new cigar torch.  The old ones were orange but the new ones are black, cost 40% more but felt a little more solid.  Ok, I had a 20% off coupon so figured I would give it a try........ bastards added a child safety lock to it and takes 3 fukn hands to operate it.  Dammit to hell why can’t they just leave adult toys alone🤬
Didn't you read Dean's posts?
No
Well, the one about the woman who sued because she got her smartphone stuck in her vagina tells you all you need to know about why your cigar torch has a child safety lock.
Well, I don’t have a vagina to put my lighter in so it doesn’t need a child proof lock.
LMAO
Do you need a child proof lock on your torch lighter?
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Threebean on September 21, 2018, 06:27:36 PM
Son-of-a-Beach,  went to harbor freight at lunch to pick me up a new cigar torch.  The old ones were orange but the new ones are black, cost 40% more but felt a little more solid.  Ok, I had a 20% off coupon so figured I would give it a try........ bastards added a child safety lock to it and takes 3 fukn hands to operate it.  Dammit to hell why can’t they just leave adult toys alone🤬
Didn't you read Dean's posts?
No
Well, the one about the woman who sued because she got her smartphone stuck in her vagina tells you all you need to know about why your cigar torch has a child safety lock.
Well, I don’t have a vagina to put my lighter in so it doesn’t need a child proof lock.
LMAO
Do you need a child proof lock on your torch lighter?
No, but there's not a warning label against sticking it my arse, so who knows what kind of trouble I'll get into with it.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: razgueado on September 21, 2018, 06:30:49 PM
Son-of-a-Beach,  went to harbor freight at lunch to pick me up a new cigar torch.  The old ones were orange but the new ones are black, cost 40% more but felt a little more solid.  Ok, I had a 20% off coupon so figured I would give it a try........ bastards added a child safety lock to it and takes 3 fukn hands to operate it.  Dammit to hell why can’t they just leave adult toys alone🤬
Didn't you read Dean's posts?
No
Well, the one about the woman who sued because she got her smartphone stuck in her vagina tells you all you need to know about why your cigar torch has a child safety lock.
Well, I don’t have a vagina to put my lighter in so it doesn’t need a child proof lock.
LMAO
Do you need a child proof lock on your torch lighter?
No, but there's not a warning label against sticking it my arse, so who knows what kind of trouble I'll get into with it.
"Well, y'see, Doc, I was trying to light a fart and I slipped..."
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 21, 2018, 06:33:36 PM
Son-of-a-Beach,  went to harbor freight at lunch to pick me up a new cigar torch.  The old ones were orange but the new ones are black, cost 40% more but felt a little more solid.  Ok, I had a 20% off coupon so figured I would give it a try........ bastards added a child safety lock to it and takes 3 fukn hands to operate it.  Dammit to hell why can’t they just leave adult toys alone🤬
Didn't you read Dean's posts?
No
Well, the one about the woman who sued because she got her smartphone stuck in her vagina tells you all you need to know about why your cigar torch has a child safety lock.
Well, I don’t have a vagina to put my lighter in so it doesn’t need a child proof lock.
LMAO
Do you need a child proof lock on your torch lighter?
No, but there's not a warning label against sticking it my arse, so who knows what kind of trouble I'll get into with it.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Bad Dad on September 21, 2018, 08:21:49 PM
Good morning gents ....  It's 4 a.m. and time for a refreshing glass of ice cold Alka Seltzer ....  I knew I shouldn't have eaten that large supper last night..!  And now it's back to bed.... zzzzz

good morning BD. sorry I missed you last night.
glad to have you back. "I once was lost but now I'm found."
Thank you...  Now to see if I can remember how to post on her ....  Ooops, here..!
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Bad Dad on September 21, 2018, 08:23:29 PM
The prodigal BD returns! What a Friday this is shaping up to be.
Hello, Dave(s) ...   :)
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Bad Dad on September 21, 2018, 08:32:43 PM
The prodigal BD returns! What a Friday this is shaping up to be.

good morning Dave.
Morning, Dean. Who are you driving around today?
the cat at 9am, then my ass to the barber later.
I needed to get a haircut, but I just didn't feel like going out to get one.  When I mentioned it to my ex-sister-in-law (yelp, we're still friends), she said, "Hell, your retired, who cares if you need a haircut or not...!"  So I thought, "ya know, I think she's right ...  Who really cares if I get a haircut or not..?"  So, my hair kept getting longer and longer.  Finally I thought, "this is crazy, I have to do some thing about this..!!!"  So I grew a mustache and a little beard on my chin.  Even thou I know I still need a haircut, at least I look like Buffalo Bill ...  That's cool, right..?   :)
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Bad Dad on September 21, 2018, 09:10:54 PM
Guess Who...?  Hat by Cigar Page, Fishouflage Crappie $5.00.  T-Shirt by Famous Monster.  Cigar by Cigars Internationsl, CI Legends by Drew Estate Copper Label $39.99 (Pack of 10, with free shipping, and came with a $20 CI Bucks Gift Card).  And i-gogs glasses by Rural King $12.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Bad Dad on September 21, 2018, 09:12:41 PM
Welcome back, Bad Dad. And good morning, Dean and Dave.
Thanks Tony (NOT CHARLIE).
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Bad Dad on September 21, 2018, 09:16:25 PM
Morning lively Friday banterers. The Return of Bad Dad seems to have injected some new life into this place.
Hi Bean...!!  I'm glad to see your still here...  Did I miss anything..?
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Bad Dad on September 21, 2018, 09:35:27 PM
gotta straighten the house a bit, neighbor lady coming over around 7-7:30, bringing donuts.
Wish I had ANY lady bringing me donuts. Lol
I don't mind when dudes bring me doughnuts either.
That's what happened here.  Enjoying a jelly filled with my coffee.
That sounds lovely. Hard boiled eggs with sriracha and some black coffee for me. Gotta keep my girlish figure.

Good morning, Mark.
Love me some hard boiled eggs. I need to make some so I can have some egg salad. Yummo!
Wife stopped at Mcdonald's on the way home from dropping the kids off and got me a couple sausage burritos. Those'll do.
A vendor just dropped off bags of Starbucks treats.  Not sure I want to touch that commie food.
Years ago when it was customary to have a few drinks at lunch, and everyone had an ash tray on their desk, vendors would come in late in the afternoon, and take the guys out for a few drinks. This happened about once a month.  One day after work, the guys when to a local bar.  Later the vendors happened into the bar, saw the guys, and the guys motioned for them to come over and sit down.  The guys started ordering drinks like crazy, and having a great time.  The vendors thanked the guy and got up and left.  The guys just assumed the vendors would pick up the bill as usual.  The bill came to around $400 dollars, and they guys only have about $30 between them.  Luckily, one of they guys had a credit card.  Boy did they learn a lesson...
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 21, 2018, 09:38:35 PM
Hello again, Bad Dad. The majority of the posting happens here between 6:am and 6:pm. So you won't get many comments until the next day. Not much posting on weekends either. I think people just like to waste their time on here when they should be working.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Bad Dad on September 21, 2018, 09:44:45 PM
Good morning gents ....  It's 4 a.m. and time for a refreshing glass of ice cold Alka Seltzer ....  I knew I shouldn't have eaten that large supper last night..!  And now it's back to bed.... zzzzz
Kuba Kuba there Bad Dad, missed you this morning but I rarely get up at 4:00 a.m. anymore.

Great to hear from you!
Hi Dave...!  It's nice to hear from you too....   Geeez, I'll never live those Kuba Kuba down, but I still like them.  I have a Drew Estate Copper Label I'm thinking about lighting up shortly.  Maybe with a little Makers Mark.
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Bad Dad on September 21, 2018, 09:47:04 PM
Hello again, Bad Dad. The majority of the posting happens here between 6:am and 6:pm. So you won't get many comments until the next day. Not much posting on weekends either. I think people just like to waste their time on here when they should be working.
That's great if you get to post at work.  I enjoy just making a few post here and there, and see what happens...   :)
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Bad Dad on September 21, 2018, 09:50:02 PM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/
I wonder how many phone calls she got.

“I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode inside of me, just for fun, but it soon turned out to be a nightmare,” she told judge Andrew Peterson in tears.

“Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.
Imagine all the warming labels in the supermarket if the lawyers get their way.
just on really large root vegetables, and others"  leading to the joke
honey what's taking you so long to make dinner.  It's harder to make salads, the new warning labels,
on the carrots, cucumbers and celery really slow down the peeling.   Don't even get me started about the
turnip & sweet potato casserole!
sounds like a bad dad story... Welcome back!
Thanks Flip...  It's nice to see your still around and smoking...   :)
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Bad Dad on September 21, 2018, 09:51:48 PM
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/
I wonder how many phone calls she got.
Sheesh, why oh why do I click on Dean links.
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/400-pound-woman-sues-paris-zoo-after-escaped-hippo-tried-to-rape-her/ (https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/400-pound-woman-sues-paris-zoo-after-escaped-hippo-tried-to-rape-her/)
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-hospitalized-after-man-gets-his-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina/
He probably tripped and fell in...  I really hate that when that happens ....!
Title: Re: 9/21/2018
Post by: Bad Dad on September 21, 2018, 09:56:23 PM
That's it for me... Good night guys...