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[sfish]

Morning, muchachos.

Hola, amigo.

Muy buenos dias, Señor Alcalde.

Do you ever deliver the sermon in español?

Lo he hecho, pero no con frecuencia.

Eso es muy impresionante.

Fue más de un espectáculo de payasos.

Haha. I'm sure it's better than I could do. I can hold a conversation but I'm often at a loss for words. My Italian is far better and I wouldn't be able to do it in Italian either.

I can barely hold a conversation. One thing when you get to read it and think through a response. When other ballgame doing it on the fly. I'm seriously in need of practice.

I only speak Murican, cause this is Murica!

Oh, so Tex hacked LTG's account.

Fukk me to tears!

CNS - Did Tex get shanked by a vagrant?

[sfish]

One of my boys just came home from school. Apparently we haven't completely gotten rid of the stomach bug. FML.

Yikes!

[razgueado]

Just got the e-mail from CI letting me know it's time to pre-register. Timely!

Me too.

Me three. So...Y'all favor Friday or Saturday?

I always did Friday since they went to 2 days.

Looks to me like pre-registration makes you pick one or the other. Am I missing something?

You are only allowed to buy tickets for one day.

Pre-registered for Friday. Now we'll see if I can talk myself into spending that much money. Tickets, flight, car, lodging, booze...that's a lotta money just to herf with you clowns.

LIke I said, there are ways to minimize cost...don't really need a car, lodging, you can mooch booze, even cigars.

You'll need to buy condoms though.

Are the cigar girls that easy?

Those aren't in your target demographic, are they?

Morning, Deano.

Hah! Auto-correct kicked in on "Deano." The suggestion was "drank." At least it was in past tense.

[LuvTooGolf]

Just got the e-mail from CI letting me know it's time to pre-register. Timely!

Me too.

Me three. So...Y'all favor Friday or Saturday?

I always did Friday since they went to 2 days.

Looks to me like pre-registration makes you pick one or the other. Am I missing something?

You are only allowed to buy tickets for one day.

Pre-registered for Friday. Now we'll see if I can talk myself into spending that much money. Tickets, flight, car, lodging, booze...that's a lotta money just to herf with you clowns.

LIke I said, there are ways to minimize cost...don't really need a car, lodging, you can mooch booze, even cigars.

You'll need to buy condoms though.

Are the cigar girls that easy?

The White Whale Inn isn't free, bro. Assk Mark.

Leave the condoms at home, maybe you can work out a bareback discount.

[razgueado]

Just got the e-mail from CI letting me know it's time to pre-register. Timely!

Me too.

Me three. So...Y'all favor Friday or Saturday?

I always did Friday since they went to 2 days.

Looks to me like pre-registration makes you pick one or the other. Am I missing something?

You are only allowed to buy tickets for one day.

Pre-registered for Friday. Now we'll see if I can talk myself into spending that much money. Tickets, flight, car, lodging, booze...that's a lotta money just to herf with you clowns.

Wait a second, didn't you just come into a buttload of dough?  Fly first class out to PA, make a real vaca out of it.

A buttload is 126 gallons. I didn't come into 126 gallons of cash. As for vacays, those are what the warden says they are. This would have to be a business trip. ;-)

So it's a write-off and therefore virtually free...like most cigar deals posted here

Yeah, but for that kinda money I could buy a couple of firearms and write them off as tools.

[razgueado]

Just got the e-mail from CI letting me know it's time to pre-register. Timely!

Me too.

Me three. So...Y'all favor Friday or Saturday?

I always did Friday since they went to 2 days.

Looks to me like pre-registration makes you pick one or the other. Am I missing something?

You are only allowed to buy tickets for one day.

Pre-registered for Friday. Now we'll see if I can talk myself into spending that much money. Tickets, flight, car, lodging, booze...that's a lotta money just to herf with you clowns.

LIke I said, there are ways to minimize cost...don't really need a car, lodging, you can mooch booze, even cigars.

You'll need to buy condoms though.

Are the cigar girls that easy?

The White Whale Inn isn't free, bro. Assk Mark.

Leave the condoms at home, maybe you can work out a bareback discount.

I'm renting him a horse? I'm so confused...

[Threebean]

Just got the e-mail from CI letting me know it's time to pre-register. Timely!

Me too.

Me three. So...Y'all favor Friday or Saturday?

I always did Friday since they went to 2 days.

Looks to me like pre-registration makes you pick one or the other. Am I missing something?

You are only allowed to buy tickets for one day.

Pre-registered for Friday. Now we'll see if I can talk myself into spending that much money. Tickets, flight, car, lodging, booze...that's a lotta money just to herf with you clowns.

LIke I said, there are ways to minimize cost...don't really need a car, lodging, you can mooch booze, even cigars.

You'll need to buy condoms though.

Are the cigar girls that easy?

The White Whale Inn isn't free, bro. Assk Mark.

Leave the condoms at home, maybe you can work out a bareback discount.

I'm renting him a horse? I'm so confused...

No need to rent a horse, the whale is comped.

[Travellin Dave]

Just got the e-mail from CI letting me know it's time to pre-register. Timely!

Me too.

Me three. So...Y'all favor Friday or Saturday?

I always did Friday since they went to 2 days.

Looks to me like pre-registration makes you pick one or the other. Am I missing something?

You are only allowed to buy tickets for one day.

Pre-registered for Friday. Now we'll see if I can talk myself into spending that much money. Tickets, flight, car, lodging, booze...that's a lotta money just to herf with you clowns.

LIke I said, there are ways to minimize cost...don't really need a car, lodging, you can mooch booze, even cigars.

Why am I suspicious you've used that line on stewardesses?

It's no line...it's a promise.   

[Travellin Dave]

Just got the e-mail from CI letting me know it's time to pre-register. Timely!

Me too.

Me three. So...Y'all favor Friday or Saturday?

I always did Friday since they went to 2 days.

Looks to me like pre-registration makes you pick one or the other. Am I missing something?

You are only allowed to buy tickets for one day.

Pre-registered for Friday. Now we'll see if I can talk myself into spending that much money. Tickets, flight, car, lodging, booze...that's a lotta money just to herf with you clowns.

LIke I said, there are ways to minimize cost...don't really need a car, lodging, you can mooch booze, even cigars.

You'll need to buy condoms though.

Are the cigar girls that easy?

Those aren't in your target demographic, are they?

Morning, Deano.

Hah! Auto-correct kicked in on "Deano." The suggestion was "drank." At least it was in past tense.

No, but in a pinch, he can be flexible.

Reminds me of the time Barry invited one of the ladies to stop by our tailgate.  Serious jailbait, had me looking out for law officers for sure.

[FloridaDean]

Just got the e-mail from CI letting me know it's time to pre-register. Timely!

Me too.

Me three. So...Y'all favor Friday or Saturday?

I always did Friday since they went to 2 days.

Looks to me like pre-registration makes you pick one or the other. Am I missing something?

You are only allowed to buy tickets for one day.

Pre-registered for Friday. Now we'll see if I can talk myself into spending that much money. Tickets, flight, car, lodging, booze...that's a lotta money just to herf with you clowns.

LIke I said, there are ways to minimize cost...don't really need a car, lodging, you can mooch booze, even cigars.

You'll need to buy condoms though.

Are the cigar girls that easy?

Those aren't in your target demographic, are they?

Morning, Deano.

Hah! Auto-correct kicked in on "Deano." The suggestion was "drank." At least it was in past tense.

no, way too young. but you should have seen all the guys scramble to give up their seats so the girls could take a load off their feet while I was cooking in the parking lot.

[Travellin Dave]

Just got the e-mail from CI letting me know it's time to pre-register. Timely!

Me too.

Me three. So...Y'all favor Friday or Saturday?

I always did Friday since they went to 2 days.

Looks to me like pre-registration makes you pick one or the other. Am I missing something?

You are only allowed to buy tickets for one day.

Pre-registered for Friday. Now we'll see if I can talk myself into spending that much money. Tickets, flight, car, lodging, booze...that's a lotta money just to herf with you clowns.

Wait a second, didn't you just come into a buttload of dough?  Fly first class out to PA, make a real vaca out of it.

A buttload is 126 gallons. I didn't come into 126 gallons of cash. As for vacays, those are what the warden says they are. This would have to be a business trip. ;-)

So it's a write-off and therefore virtually free...like most cigar deals posted here

Yeah, but for that kinda money I could buy a couple of firearms and write them off as tools.

Yea, but as you've already bought the firearms....

[razgueado]

Just got the e-mail from CI letting me know it's time to pre-register. Timely!

Me too.

Me three. So...Y'all favor Friday or Saturday?

I always did Friday since they went to 2 days.

Looks to me like pre-registration makes you pick one or the other. Am I missing something?

You are only allowed to buy tickets for one day.

Pre-registered for Friday. Now we'll see if I can talk myself into spending that much money. Tickets, flight, car, lodging, booze...that's a lotta money just to herf with you clowns.

LIke I said, there are ways to minimize cost...don't really need a car, lodging, you can mooch booze, even cigars.

You'll need to buy condoms though.

Are the cigar girls that easy?

Those aren't in your target demographic, are they?

Morning, Deano.

Hah! Auto-correct kicked in on "Deano." The suggestion was "drank." At least it was in past tense.

No, but in a pinch, he can be flexible.

Reminds me of the time Barry invited one of the ladies to stop by our tailgate.  Serious jailbait, had me looking out for law officers for sure.

They can have underage girls at a tobacco event in Pennsylvania? Dayum.

[FloridaDean]

Just got the e-mail from CI letting me know it's time to pre-register. Timely!

Me too.

Me three. So...Y'all favor Friday or Saturday?

I always did Friday since they went to 2 days.

Looks to me like pre-registration makes you pick one or the other. Am I missing something?

You are only allowed to buy tickets for one day.

Pre-registered for Friday. Now we'll see if I can talk myself into spending that much money. Tickets, flight, car, lodging, booze...that's a lotta money just to herf with you clowns.

LIke I said, there are ways to minimize cost...don't really need a car, lodging, you can mooch booze, even cigars.

You'll need to buy condoms though.

Are the cigar girls that easy?

Those aren't in your target demographic, are they?

Morning, Deano.

Hah! Auto-correct kicked in on "Deano." The suggestion was "drank." At least it was in past tense.

No, but in a pinch, he can be flexible.

Reminds me of the time Barry invited one of the ladies to stop by our tailgate.  Serious jailbait, had me looking out for law officers for sure.

They can have underage girls at a tobacco event in Pennsylvania? Dayum.

yes, Amish and Menonnite girls.

[razgueado]

Just got the e-mail from CI letting me know it's time to pre-register. Timely!

Me too.

Me three. So...Y'all favor Friday or Saturday?

I always did Friday since they went to 2 days.

Looks to me like pre-registration makes you pick one or the other. Am I missing something?

You are only allowed to buy tickets for one day.

Pre-registered for Friday. Now we'll see if I can talk myself into spending that much money. Tickets, flight, car, lodging, booze...that's a lotta money just to herf with you clowns.

LIke I said, there are ways to minimize cost...don't really need a car, lodging, you can mooch booze, even cigars.

You'll need to buy condoms though.

Are the cigar girls that easy?

Those aren't in your target demographic, are they?

Morning, Deano.

Hah! Auto-correct kicked in on "Deano." The suggestion was "drank." At least it was in past tense.

no, way too young. but you should have seen all the guys scramble to give up their seats so the girls could take a load off their feet while I was cooking in the parking lot.

I remember the pics. I expect Barry enticed the girls with promises of Dean's mushroom-Swiss burgers.

[razgueado]

Just got the e-mail from CI letting me know it's time to pre-register. Timely!

Me too.

Me three. So...Y'all favor Friday or Saturday?

I always did Friday since they went to 2 days.

Looks to me like pre-registration makes you pick one or the other. Am I missing something?

You are only allowed to buy tickets for one day.

Pre-registered for Friday. Now we'll see if I can talk myself into spending that much money. Tickets, flight, car, lodging, booze...that's a lotta money just to herf with you clowns.

Wait a second, didn't you just come into a buttload of dough?  Fly first class out to PA, make a real vaca out of it.

A buttload is 126 gallons. I didn't come into 126 gallons of cash. As for vacays, those are what the warden says they are. This would have to be a business trip. ;-)

So it's a write-off and therefore virtually free...like most cigar deals posted here

Yeah, but for that kinda money I could buy a couple of firearms and write them off as tools.

Yea, but as you've already bought the firearms....

You say that as if you think I have enough firearms.