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Re: 12/22/2016
« Reply #120 on: December 22, 2016, 10:32:58 AM »

Off to get my haircut.  Hopefully I don't swallow any and have to come back later.
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Re: 12/22/2016
« Reply #121 on: December 22, 2016, 10:33:48 AM »

Boy just called and he has an all inclusive company condo in Jamaica for the week of January 16 and invited the warden and I to join them.

Only down side is they will not send the jet over here to pick us up  :(  But Southwest does have a direct flight to and from Houston
there's a nice way to start the year off right.
Indeed it is, the Caribbean in the Middle of January is hard to beat!
I may take a trip to the Keys with the redhead when she gets back, be a nice boat ride. I like being her deck hand.
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Re: 12/22/2016
« Reply #122 on: December 22, 2016, 10:34:56 AM »

morning Tony, Scott, BS, and Mark.
Good morning, ReadyForChristmasDeano. Wish I could say I was as ready. I'm hosting Christmas Eve and I just found out that my wife's 90 year old aunt will be flying in tomorrow and staying with us as a surprise for her "younger" sisters. Let's just say this woman is very opinionated and keeping her hidden for 36 hours won't be easy.
Just like a day on the banter with TexDave!   ;)
She'll be a lot harder to ignore.
could always lock her in a closet or the cellar.
That doesn't seem very kind and Christianlike.
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Re: 12/22/2016
« Reply #123 on: December 22, 2016, 10:40:09 AM »

morning Tony, Scott, BS, and Mark.
Good morning, ReadyForChristmasDeano. Wish I could say I was as ready. I'm hosting Christmas Eve and I just found out that my wife's 90 year old aunt will be flying in tomorrow and staying with us as a surprise for her "younger" sisters. Let's just say this woman is very opinionated and keeping her hidden for 36 hours won't be easy.
Just like a day on the banter with TexDave!   ;)
She'll be a lot harder to ignore.
could always lock her in a closet or the cellar.
That doesn't seem very kind and Christianlike.
Well, neither is Christmas, so...  ;)
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Re: 12/22/2016
« Reply #124 on: December 22, 2016, 10:44:57 AM »

morning Tony, Scott, BS, and Mark.
Good morning, ReadyForChristmasDeano. Wish I could say I was as ready. I'm hosting Christmas Eve and I just found out that my wife's 90 year old aunt will be flying in tomorrow and staying with us as a surprise for her "younger" sisters. Let's just say this woman is very opinionated and keeping her hidden for 36 hours won't be easy.
Just like a day on the banter with TexDave!   ;)
She'll be a lot harder to ignore.
could always lock her in a closet or the cellar.
That doesn't seem very kind and Christianlike.
sure it is. didn't you see Carrie?
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Re: 12/22/2016
« Reply #125 on: December 22, 2016, 10:46:47 AM »

Boy just called and he has an all inclusive company condo in Jamaica for the week of January 16 and invited the warden and I to join them.

Only down side is they will not send the jet over here to pick us up  :(  But Southwest does have a direct flight to and from Houston
there's a nice way to start the year off right.
Indeed it is, the Caribbean in the Middle of January is hard to beat!
I may take a trip to the Keys with the redhead when she gets back, be a nice boat ride. I like being her deck hand.
Yes sir, a deck hand you must be! 

We are going to the Keys after the warden retires.
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Re: 12/22/2016
« Reply #126 on: December 22, 2016, 10:47:52 AM »

morning Tony, Scott, BS, and Mark.
Good morning, ReadyForChristmasDeano. Wish I could say I was as ready. I'm hosting Christmas Eve and I just found out that my wife's 90 year old aunt will be flying in tomorrow and staying with us as a surprise for her "younger" sisters. Let's just say this woman is very opinionated and keeping her hidden for 36 hours won't be easy.
Just like a day on the banter with TexDave!   ;)
She'll be a lot harder to ignore.
could always lock her in a closet or the cellar.
That doesn't seem very kind and Christianlike.
Making it appropriate for most of us around here. :(
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Re: 12/22/2016
« Reply #127 on: December 22, 2016, 10:56:31 AM »

morning Tony, Scott, BS, and Mark.
Good morning, ReadyForChristmasDeano. Wish I could say I was as ready. I'm hosting Christmas Eve and I just found out that my wife's 90 year old aunt will be flying in tomorrow and staying with us as a surprise for her "younger" sisters. Let's just say this woman is very opinionated and keeping her hidden for 36 hours won't be easy.
Just like a day on the banter with TexDave!   ;)
She'll be a lot harder to ignore.
could always lock her in a closet or the cellar.
That doesn't seem very kind and Christianlike.
sure it is. didn't you see Carrie?
Actually, I didn't. There are far more movies I haven't seen either.
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Re: 12/22/2016
« Reply #128 on: December 22, 2016, 10:57:37 AM »

morning Tony, Scott, BS, and Mark.
Good morning, ReadyForChristmasDeano. Wish I could say I was as ready. I'm hosting Christmas Eve and I just found out that my wife's 90 year old aunt will be flying in tomorrow and staying with us as a surprise for her "younger" sisters. Let's just say this woman is very opinionated and keeping her hidden for 36 hours won't be easy.
Just like a day on the banter with TexDave!   ;)
She'll be a lot harder to ignore.
could always lock her in a closet or the cellar.
That doesn't seem very kind and Christianlike.
Making it appropriate for most of us around here. :(
Of course. I just like to point out the ironic.
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Re: 12/22/2016
« Reply #129 on: December 22, 2016, 11:11:51 AM »

morning Tony, Scott, BS, and Mark.
Good morning, ReadyForChristmasDeano. Wish I could say I was as ready. I'm hosting Christmas Eve and I just found out that my wife's 90 year old aunt will be flying in tomorrow and staying with us as a surprise for her "younger" sisters. Let's just say this woman is very opinionated and keeping her hidden for 36 hours won't be easy.
Just like a day on the banter with TexDave!   ;)
She'll be a lot harder to ignore.
could always lock her in a closet or the cellar.
That doesn't seem very kind and Christianlike.
Making it appropriate for most of us around here. :(
Of course. I just like to point out the ironic.
And all this time I thought you just liked to point out the typos.
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Re: 12/22/2016
« Reply #130 on: December 22, 2016, 11:13:03 AM »

Boy just called and he has an all inclusive company condo in Jamaica for the week of January 16 and invited the warden and I to join them.

Only down side is they will not send the jet over here to pick us up  :(  But Southwest does have a direct flight to and from Houston
there's a nice way to start the year off right.
Indeed it is, the Caribbean in the Middle of January is hard to beat!
I may take a trip to the Keys with the redhead when she gets back, be a nice boat ride. I like being her deck hand.
Deck?  Is that an autocorrect?
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Re: 12/22/2016
« Reply #131 on: December 22, 2016, 11:15:49 AM »

Anyone tried the Lirio Rojo? Pricey little sumbitches.
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Re: 12/22/2016
« Reply #132 on: December 22, 2016, 11:18:18 AM »

Boy just called and he has an all inclusive company condo in Jamaica for the week of January 16 and invited the warden and I to join them.

Only down side is they will not send the jet over here to pick us up  :(  But Southwest does have a direct flight to and from Houston
there's a nice way to start the year off right.
Indeed it is, the Caribbean in the Middle of January is hard to beat!
I may take a trip to the Keys with the redhead when she gets back, be a nice boat ride. I like being her deck hand.
Deck?  Is that an autocorrect?
yes, DECK hand.
LOL.
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Re: 12/22/2016
« Reply #133 on: December 22, 2016, 11:22:02 AM »

Boy just called and he has an all inclusive company condo in Jamaica for the week of January 16 and invited the warden and I to join them.

Only down side is they will not send the jet over here to pick us up  :(  But Southwest does have a direct flight to and from Houston
there's a nice way to start the year off right.
Indeed it is, the Caribbean in the Middle of January is hard to beat!
I may take a trip to the Keys with the redhead when she gets back, be a nice boat ride. I like being her deck hand.
Deck?  Is that an autocorrect?
That's what I assumed.
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