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[Travellin Dave]

Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Important to set ground rules immediately. Some of my friend's kids write notes to the elves every night and the parents have to respond using a different hand-writing. We never answered back and told the kids that the elves don't know how to read/write in English.

Also if you forget to move him, tell them that the elf is giving them a 2nd chance and didn't want to go report back something bad I'm sure they did the day before.

This is healthy for their mental well being, right?

They can't read or write, but are still able to report back?  Santa should be held accountable for elf illiteracy!

They don't read/write in ENGLISH. Besides, how do you think The Man would get all that cheap/free labor?

So he's like The Donald then?

Donald is going to keep the elves out so 'muricans can make those toys.  Haven't you been paying attention?

Good point, but he does like non-'muricans that think like he does....like Vlad.

[Travellin Dave]

Speaking of The Donald....it was not easy adjusting to a Tweeting Pope....I don't know how it's going to work with a Tweeting US President without filters....interesting does not capture it.

[LuvTooGolf]

Speaking of The Donald....it was not easy adjusting to a Tweeting Pope....I don't know how it's going to work with a Tweeting US President without filters....interesting does not capture it.

He's like your racist grandpa, shouting obscenties from the corner after Thanksgiving dinner, except he's the leader of the country. It can't miss.

[LuvTooGolf]

RyJ day at the Page.

[Travellin Dave]

The GD elf is gone again in...Only 25 more nights!

We don't want to let Oy escape this fun!

[Threebean]

RyJ day at the Page.

Gotta love the email subject line, though.  "Romeo's safe space violated: 45% off RyJ mauling. Hurt feelings all around."

[A Friend of Charlie]

The GD elf is gone again in...Only 25 more nights!

We don't want to let Oy escape this fun!

I hope he has more dignity than that.

[Travellin Dave]

The GD elf is gone again in...Only 25 more nights!

We don't want to let Oy escape this fun!

I hope he has more dignity than that.

Oy?   are you kidding?

[A Friend of Charlie]

The GD elf is gone again in...Only 25 more nights!

We don't want to let Oy escape this fun!

I hope he has more dignity than that.

Oy?   are you kidding?

Seems like a sensible man to me. Plus his youngest is 18 so it isn't likely hell buy into the bullshit.

[Travellin Dave]

The GD elf is gone again in...Only 25 more nights!

We don't want to let Oy escape this fun!

I hope he has more dignity than that.

Oy?   are you kidding?

Seems like a sensible man to me. Plus his youngest is 18 so it isn't likely hell buy into the bullshit.

I know, I know...but it seemed better than just saying "our Jewish friends"....makes it more banter personal.

[FloridaDean]

good morning guys. been up on the gulf for the sunrise, stopped for breakfast, and now catching up on housework. got a houseblend from Ybor City and coffee waiting to throw clothes in the dryer.

[FloridaDean]

I wonder if this is how Tony feels most of the time.

[A Friend of Charlie]

I wonder if this is how Tony feels most of the time.

Confused?

[FloridaDean]

I wonder if this is how Tony feels most of the time.

Confused?

housework. although a good woman around to do it for me would be nice, if only they visited and didn't move in.

[A Friend of Charlie]

I wonder if this is how Tony feels most of the time.

Confused?

housework. although a good woman around to do it for me would be nice, if only they visited and didn't move in.

Amen.